Death Attends The Matinee
March 12, 2015 5:54 PM Subscribe
heh... I won with the first click...
posted by HuronBob at 6:06 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by HuronBob at 6:06 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
I think you made the same first click I did, but it was worth trying the other path. :P
“This concludes my brooding monologue. My diet consists entirely of cigarettes and bourbon, and I’ve never eaten a vegetable. Amen.”
posted by Drinky Die at 6:10 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
“This concludes my brooding monologue. My diet consists entirely of cigarettes and bourbon, and I’ve never eaten a vegetable. Amen.”
posted by Drinky Die at 6:10 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
What?
posted by clavdivs at 6:10 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by clavdivs at 6:10 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
Just looked at the post title and, I swear, saw "Death Attends the Manatee." Then I got all sad that someone was posting on the poor Manatee, now being stalked by the grim reaper himself (never mind power boat propellers).
Then I went back and looked again and felt relieved.
posted by kinnakeet at 6:10 PM on March 12, 2015 [11 favorites]
Then I went back and looked again and felt relieved.
posted by kinnakeet at 6:10 PM on March 12, 2015 [11 favorites]
"250 million, only to find out that Komodo dragon eggs need to be incubated for no less than seven months."
(Commercial/Pepsi)
That's good chop there.
posted by clavdivs at 6:13 PM on March 12, 2015
(Commercial/Pepsi)
That's good chop there.
posted by clavdivs at 6:13 PM on March 12, 2015
She seems calmer now, calm like a tired ghost or a calm doctor.
posted by kagredon at 6:20 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by kagredon at 6:20 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A MATINEE?
posted by schmod at 6:20 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by schmod at 6:20 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
I swear, saw "Death Attends the Manatee."
Our visual cortices must be similarly wired.
posted by Hot Pastrami! at 6:23 PM on March 12, 2015
Our visual cortices must be similarly wired.
posted by Hot Pastrami! at 6:23 PM on March 12, 2015
Metafilter: And sometimes, in this line of work, not bad is the best you can hope for.
posted by herda05 at 6:31 PM on March 12, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by herda05 at 6:31 PM on March 12, 2015 [5 favorites]
I will show you how I am the one that is married to all the fish.
posted by capricorn at 6:35 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by capricorn at 6:35 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
We called too many birds!
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:36 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:36 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
I saw it as Darth attends a Matinee, I suspect that was a whole different image than you Manatee folks had....
posted by HuronBob at 6:54 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by HuronBob at 6:54 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
It's manatees (almost) all the way down.
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:03 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:03 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
Count me in as one of the people who initially read "Death Attends The Manatee". Oh, this is gonna be a long night for me, I suspect.
posted by surazal at 7:08 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by surazal at 7:08 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]
Detectives like me aren’t in the justice industry; we’re in the forgetfulness industry. It’s a smart business choice. There isn’t always a demand for justice, but there’s always a demand for forgetfulness.
Gonna get that on a business card, I think.
posted by nubs at 7:14 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
Gonna get that on a business card, I think.
posted by nubs at 7:14 PM on March 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
On the last page of the same paper is a headline that reads, “Parents Of Missing Detective Urge City Not To Look For Him.”
Excellent outcome. Forgotten and lost in this city that runs on corruption, and I'm the only one paying the utility bill.
posted by nubs at 7:17 PM on March 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
Excellent outcome. Forgotten and lost in this city that runs on corruption, and I'm the only one paying the utility bill.
posted by nubs at 7:17 PM on March 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
Attempt #1: die of old age.
Attempt #2: burned to death inside a giant horse.
Attempt #3: drowned.
Attempt #4: my parents get tattoos.
posted by Johnny Assay at 7:20 PM on March 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
Attempt #2: burned to death inside a giant horse.
Attempt #3: drowned.
Attempt #4: my parents get tattoos.
posted by Johnny Assay at 7:20 PM on March 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
Made it to the "competent" ending, with the 2 trumpeter parade.
This is fun.
posted by daq at 7:49 PM on March 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
This is fun.
posted by daq at 7:49 PM on March 12, 2015 [3 favorites]
Man I am so good at funny business. Nothing can compete with my funny business at all.
posted by Hoopo at 11:24 AM on March 13, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by Hoopo at 11:24 AM on March 13, 2015 [2 favorites]
Clickhole found a new thing to be awesome at
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:53 PM on March 13, 2015
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:53 PM on March 13, 2015
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Cool find DD.
posted by clavdivs at 6:04 PM on March 12, 2015 [2 favorites]