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March 16, 2015 9:04 AM   Subscribe

"Jackie was a horrible actress, the literal worst, but her sick schtick did the trick." If Dinosaurs Were the Main Characters in "Jurassic Park" (SL Buzzfeed)
posted by roomthreeseventeen (12 comments total) 7 users marked this as a favorite
 
I'm going to start calling my kids Girl Snack 1 and 2.
posted by gottabefunky at 9:36 AM on March 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


I was pretty sure I was going to hate myself for clicking on that, but that was pretty funny.

We're doing this thing - something we get to do because we obviously have no taste or class - of decorating our bathroom in various paintings and screen shots from Jurassic Park. I'm totally stealing some of these quotes and printing them up nicely like the art description/title card from a museum and hanging them next to some of the prints. "Oh hai!"
posted by barchan at 9:40 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Now do Jaws.
posted by gottabefunky at 9:41 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


"You're gonna need a bigger goat." Heh!
posted by jonp72 at 10:02 AM on March 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


Nobody liked Janine.

Fact.
posted by Fizz at 10:15 AM on March 16, 2015


Nobody liked Janine.

Fact.


Now she's gone, moved away from the old neighborhood. And I'm certain she's gone for good.
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:27 AM on March 16, 2015


I never watched JP twice, but I totally would if Amy Poehler would dub Karen's voice.
posted by Halloween Jack at 10:35 AM on March 16, 2015


Like tears in rain LOL.
posted by localroger at 10:39 AM on March 16, 2015


I never watched JP twice, but I totally would if Amy Poehler would dub Karen's voice.

I was thinking it is clearly high time for a reboot. I say this because when I spotted Wayne Knight as Dennis The Cackling Evil Programmer, it took me a couple of seconds to identify him as anyne other than Jonah Hill.

Franchises have been rebooted on flimsier bases.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 11:10 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


That was way, way funnier than it had any right to be.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:00 PM on March 16, 2015


“YAAASS!”
posted by Zalzidrax at 12:28 PM on March 16, 2015


Janine, stop trying to make Cretaceous Park happen. It’s not going to happen!

*snort*
posted by blurker at 2:52 PM on March 16, 2015


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