February 15, 2002

12:28 PM

There is a form of support for just about everything under the sun, but when it comes to something like having a large penis wouldn't one think a good pair of underpants would be enough? Apparently not, welcome to The Large Penis Support Group--and their message board. There are no pictures (which is why I felt this is not innapropriate), and there are some hillarious threads, and ego/hymen-shattering stats.
posted by Eric Lloyd NYC (49 comments total)

If you were commisioned to start a somewhat outrageous support group what would be the topic?
posted by Eric Lloyd NYC at 12:29 PM on February 15, 2002

I have finally found my place on the web. Thanks Eric Lloyd!
posted by DragonBoy at 12:33 PM on February 15, 2002

I thought this was the Large Penis Support Group.
posted by Ty Webb at 12:46 PM on February 15, 2002

I thought it was exactly the opposite.....
posted by jessamyn at 12:49 PM on February 15, 2002

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posted by briank at 12:51 PM on February 15, 2002

No, this is the Large Pens Support Group.
posted by ColdChef at 12:51 PM on February 15, 2002

It's truly awful how society discriminates against men with big dicks, isn't it?
posted by UnReality at 12:55 PM on February 15, 2002

Ummm....I meant to say: Large Pens...nevermind.
posted by ColdChef at 12:57 PM on February 15, 2002

Sorry, did you say large peanut?
posted by skyscraper at 1:01 PM on February 15, 2002

Oh Come on. Everyone loves to see a large weiner.
posted by bradth27 at 1:05 PM on February 15, 2002

The worst thing about having a large penis in Brazil is that the law won't let you keep the embarrassing fact private.
posted by liam at 1:09 PM on February 15, 2002

The first rule of The Large Penis Support Group, you do not talk about The Large Penis Support Group.
posted by msacheson at 1:12 PM on February 15, 2002

um ...
(via davezilla)
posted by whatnot at 1:14 PM on February 15, 2002

C'mon! Who here doesn't love a big ol' dong?
posted by ColdChef at 1:16 PM on February 15, 2002

There seems to be a rash of this sort of thing.

Maybe there's a better word than 'rash.'
posted by umberto at 1:27 PM on February 15, 2002

I was hoping for more practical advice in the "Everyday life with a large penis" forum. Where are the "Buying groceries with your penis" or "What are your favourite party tricks?" threads?
posted by vbfg at 1:28 PM on February 15, 2002

which is why I felt this is not innapropriate

Oh, but scroll to the bottom of the second link and there's H1 tags shouting: "You know what goes great with a large penis? VIAGRA!"

I blushed, briefly.
posted by rocketman at 1:29 PM on February 15, 2002

You know what this thread is missing? Some Giant Balls!
posted by ColdChef at 1:31 PM on February 15, 2002

Oh, but scroll to the bottom of the second link and there's H1 tags shouting: "You know what goes great with a large penis? VIAGRA!"

I think this says a lot more about the sort of guys that are frequenting that site than the name of the site does.
posted by aaron at 1:35 PM on February 15, 2002

If my own massive cudgel didn't keep getting in the way of my typing, I would have surely set up a link to tubcat. Damn it all to hell!
posted by groundhog at 1:38 PM on February 15, 2002

You should see it when they have their annual Caber Tossing Tournament.
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:40 PM on February 15, 2002

Put this on the teeshirt list:

"If my own massive cudgel didn't keep getting in the way of my typing, I would have surely set up a link to tubcat. Damn it all to hell!"

I'd wear that to CHURCH.
posted by ColdChef at 1:46 PM on February 15, 2002

You know what this thread is missing? Some Giant Balls!

Jesus. heh. this thread is getting nasty. Now all we need is someone to come along and post a link to a GIGANTIC BEAVER.
yes. that's a cowchip she's holding. (work safe link.)
posted by bradth27 at 1:47 PM on February 15, 2002

I think this says a lot more about the sort of guys that are frequenting that site than the name of the site does.

You're just misunderstanding the use of the word "support". It's a site for mutual support of ridiculous fantasies.
posted by mdn at 1:50 PM on February 15, 2002

Dear Metafilter Forum,

I never thought your letters were real, until something happened to me that I just had to share. The other day I was visiting the Clown Museum ...
posted by sharksandwich at 1:51 PM on February 15, 2002

How about some aging Woodies or maybe even a Dick or two?
posted by GirlFriday at 1:59 PM on February 15, 2002

Everyone's jealous of my Big Unit.
posted by ColdChef at 2:04 PM on February 15, 2002

Hey, look who's #3 on Google for longest penis...
posted by kindall at 2:18 PM on February 15, 2002

Big deal! You're still behind the bird.*

*(BTW, "Behind the Bird" is the top rated porno in all of England)
posted by ColdChef at 2:25 PM on February 15, 2002

Rocketman?

No joke here. Just an observation.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 2:47 PM on February 15, 2002

kindall: and I can lay claim to top search for "largr penis" at Yahoo. (okay, so it's cheating a bit.)
posted by eyeballkid at 2:59 PM on February 15, 2002

obligatory man with giant cock (worksafe!)...
posted by modge at 3:02 PM on February 15, 2002

Hey, look who's #3 on Google for longest penis...

But he tries harder.
posted by bradlands at 3:08 PM on February 15, 2002

big balls.[mp3 link of dan bern's Tiger Woods]
posted by th3ph17 at 3:13 PM on February 15, 2002

If only these guys could team up with these guys!
(interstingly via metafilter)
posted by Eric Lloyd NYC at 3:13 PM on February 15, 2002

Eyeballkid, with a large penis, you're pretty much expected to cheat a bit.
posted by dong_resin at 3:13 PM on February 15, 2002

This thread is like something out of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
posted by Saima at 4:40 PM on February 15, 2002

well hey, who's got the #1 erection eh?
posted by titboy at 6:06 PM on February 15, 2002

Did someone say large penis support?
posted by jonmc at 6:30 PM on February 15, 2002

Did someone say large penis? I was napping, sorry. Gee, this message board is a good place to troll for fellat... oh, forget it...

I just have to insert myself into any thread that has penes.
posted by evanizer at 8:22 PM on February 15, 2002

i want you to hit it as hard as you can.

*zip*

see you on thurday msacheson.
posted by jcterminal at 8:50 PM on February 15, 2002

For those afflicted with 8-> micropenis all hope is not lost! You could always move to Uganda--

The Karamojong (which rhymes with dong--why not?) of northeastern Uganda, practice ritualistic penis stretching. Beginning at puberty, a Karamojong boy hangs circular stone disks from the tip of his penis. When he becomes accustomed to the pain, more disks are added. His penis swings like a pendulum. By the time he's a teenager, he may carry as much as 20 pounds from his penis, which could measure 18 inches or longer.
(via Chip Rowe-Playboy Feb. 2001)
posted by Eric Lloyd NYC at 10:11 PM on February 15, 2002

most excellent. now I can add "Low Hangers" to my vocabulary.
posted by babychet at 10:13 PM on February 15, 2002

obligatory man with giant cock (worksafe!)...

one of my friends used this picture on a campaign poster for class president last year, with the tagline "i'll rule the school with my big cock." Oddly enough, he didn't win.
posted by rorycberger at 11:12 PM on February 15, 2002

I'm not even going to touch this one.
[kerplunk!]
Well, in lieu of a better self-link, here's a "classic:"
The Dickmobile.
posted by StOne at 12:24 AM on February 16, 2002

Everyone knows that it's not how big it is, but how hard!
posted by clevershark at 1:56 PM on February 16, 2002

mm, you haven't seen anything until you've seen these.
posted by realjanetkagan at 9:34 PM on February 17, 2002

THAT'S where the Shriners' penises went.
posted by skyscraper at 9:46 PM on February 17, 2002

Just remembered a great bar in Castelmola (a beautiful mountain village above Taormina in Sciccili).
This place was one in a million I tell ya, penis cookies, penis pizzas, stools shapes like penises, sculputers adorned... you get it, these guys didn't miss a chance to stick a penis anywhere. All was in tribute to Priapus (I assume the god of the penis?). Have a look-(and visit the bar for a nice look at this cool place!)
posted by Eric Lloyd NYC at 10:43 PM on February 17, 2002