There is a form of support for just about everything under the sun, but when it comes to something like having a large penis wouldn't one think a good pair of underpants would be enough?
Apparently not, welcome to The Large Penis Support Group--and their message board. There are no pictures (which is why I felt this is not innapropriate), and there are some hillarious threads, and ego/hymen-shattering stats.
posted by Eric Lloyd NYC (49 comments total)
If you were commisioned to start a somewhat outrageous support group what would be the topic? posted by Eric Lloyd NYC at 12:29 PM on February 15, 2002
I have finally found my place on the web. Thanks Eric Lloyd! posted by DragonBoy at 12:33 PM on February 15, 2002
I thought this was the Large Penis Support Group. posted by Ty Webb at 12:46 PM on February 15, 2002
I thought it was exactly the opposite..... posted by jessamyn at 12:49 PM on February 15, 2002
Jessamyn 1
MetaFilter 0 posted by briank at 12:51 PM on February 15, 2002
The worst thing about having a large penis in Brazil is that the law won't let you keep the embarrassing fact private. posted by liam at 1:09 PM on February 15, 2002
The first rule of The Large Penis Support Group, you do not talk about The Large Penis Support Group. posted by msacheson at 1:12 PM on February 15, 2002
Maybe there's a better word than 'rash.' posted by umberto at 1:27 PM on February 15, 2002
I was hoping for more practical advice in the "Everyday life with a large penis" forum. Where are the "Buying groceries with your penis" or "What are your favourite party tricks?" threads? posted by vbfg at 1:28 PM on February 15, 2002
which is why I felt this is not innapropriate
Oh, but scroll to the bottom of the second link and there's H1 tags shouting: "You know what goes great with a large penis? VIAGRA!"
I blushed, briefly. posted by rocketman at 1:29 PM on February 15, 2002
You know what this thread is missing? Some Giant Balls! posted by ColdChef at 1:31 PM on February 15, 2002
Oh, but scroll to the bottom of the second link and there's H1 tags shouting: "You know what goes great with a large penis? VIAGRA!"
I think this says a lot more about the sort of guys that are frequenting that site than the name of the site does. posted by aaron at 1:35 PM on February 15, 2002
If my own massive cudgel didn't keep getting in the way of my typing, I would have surely set up a link to tubcat. Damn it all to hell! posted by groundhog at 1:38 PM on February 15, 2002
You should see it when they have their annual Caber Tossing Tournament. posted by Kafkaesque at 1:40 PM on February 15, 2002
Put this on the teeshirt list:
"If my own massive cudgel didn't keep getting in the way of my typing, I would have surely set up a link to tubcat. Damn it all to hell!"
I'd wear that to CHURCH. posted by ColdChef at 1:46 PM on February 15, 2002
You know what this thread is missing? Some Giant Balls!
Jesus. heh. this thread is getting nasty. Now all we need is someone to come along and post a link to a GIGANTIC BEAVER.
yes. that's a cowchip she's holding. (work safe link.) posted by bradth27 at 1:47 PM on February 15, 2002
I think this says a lot more about the sort of guys that are frequenting that site than the name of the site does.
You're just misunderstanding the use of the word "support". It's a site for mutual support of ridiculous fantasies. posted by mdn at 1:50 PM on February 15, 2002
Dear Metafilter Forum,
I never thought your letters were real, until something happened to me that I just had to share. The other day I was visiting the Clown Museum ... posted by sharksandwich at 1:51 PM on February 15, 2002
Did someone say large penis? I was napping, sorry. Gee, this message board is a good place to troll for fellat... oh, forget it...
I just have to insert myself into any thread that has penes. posted by evanizer at 8:22 PM on February 15, 2002
i want you to hit it as hard as you can.
*zip*
see you on thurday msacheson. posted by jcterminal at 8:50 PM on February 15, 2002
For those afflicted with 8-> micropenis all hope is not lost! You could always move to Uganda--
The Karamojong (which rhymes with dong--why not?) of northeastern Uganda, practice ritualistic penis stretching. Beginning at puberty, a Karamojong boy hangs circular stone disks from the tip of his penis. When he becomes accustomed to the pain, more disks are added. His penis swings like a pendulum. By the time he's a teenager, he may carry as much as 20 pounds from his penis, which could measure 18 inches or longer.
(via Chip Rowe-Playboy Feb. 2001) posted by Eric Lloyd NYC at 10:11 PM on February 15, 2002
most excellent. now I can add "Low Hangers" to my vocabulary. posted by babychet at 10:13 PM on February 15, 2002
obligatory man with giant cock (worksafe!)...
one of my friends used this picture on a campaign poster for class president last year, with the tagline "i'll rule the school with my big cock." Oddly enough, he didn't win. posted by rorycberger at 11:12 PM on February 15, 2002
I'm not even going to touch this one.
[kerplunk!]
Well, in lieu of a better self-link, here's a "classic:"
The Dickmobile. posted by StOne at 12:24 AM on February 16, 2002
mm, you haven't seen anything until you've seen these. posted by realjanetkagan at 9:34 PM on February 17, 2002
THAT'S where the Shriners' penises went. posted by skyscraper at 9:46 PM on February 17, 2002
Just remembered a great bar in Castelmola (a beautiful mountain village above Taormina in Sciccili).
This place was one in a million I tell ya, penis cookies, penis pizzas, stools shapes like penises, sculputers adorned... you get it, these guys didn't miss a chance to stick a penis anywhere. All was in tribute to Priapus (I assume the god of the penis?). Have a look-(and visit the bar for a nice look at this cool place!) posted by Eric Lloyd NYC at 10:43 PM on February 17, 2002
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