The Care and Feeding of the Happy Drinking Bird.

February 16, 2002 8:15 AM

The Care and Feeding of the Happy Drinking Bird. "You will learn how to identify several different subspecies of Drinking Bird, and marvel at a detailed examination of the creature's anatomy. Another section provides lucky Happy Drinking Bird keepers with information on proper care and feeding, to ensure that theirs indeed remains a Happy Drinking Bird." So that's how it works…
posted by darukaru (10 comments total)

"He's drinking the water!" - Homer J. Simpson
posted by mb01 at 9:14 AM on February 16, 2002

I was going to start a pool which would have bet on how many posts it took before Homer Simpson was mentioned in this thread. Thanks for ruining my Saturday entertainment, mb01.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:34 AM on February 16, 2002

"Heh hee heh hee... It's going back for more..." - Homer J. Simpson
posted by Gary at 10:46 AM on February 16, 2002

With helful tips to solve all your Drinking Bird faults and answers to stressful problems like: My bird drinks very slowly, you won't know where the time went!
posted by hugsnkisses at 11:20 AM on February 16, 2002

"Stupid bird! I never should have put you in charge!"
posted by thunder at 2:02 PM on February 16, 2002

I always liked that there was one of these on the table in Alien.
posted by dhartung at 3:55 PM on February 16, 2002

Hmm, a dipping Xenomorph... I smell a merchandising opportunity, especially with Alien 5 in the works and all.
posted by darukaru at 4:01 PM on February 16, 2002

I never understood the bird's significance in Darkman.

Not that anything in that fucking movie was significant.
posted by dong_resin at 4:52 PM on February 16, 2002

As a former drinking bird owner, I find this site almost as intriguing as the Gallery of Historic Stapler Designs, but not half as significant. Some of us really do need to go get a life, don't we? Oh, we're all putting together period sets for some Hollywood movie? Sure, right.
posted by sheauga at 5:52 PM on February 16, 2002

I purchased two drinking birds so that they wouldn't get lonely. I tried to get them to share a glass, but they won't take to the idea. Instead of working in synchronicity, they keep bumping heads. What do I do?
posted by lucien at 9:12 AM on February 17, 2002