General Ability: 100

April 5, 2015 12:26 PM

Dress up a 3D man and generate gifs from his poor miserable body with veryman.expert.
posted by ghostbikes (31 comments total)

I'm really shy about making front page posts but this was too important to pass up.
posted by ghostbikes at 12:29 PM on April 5, 2015 [17 favorites]

That body suit is... interesting.
posted by arcticseal at 12:39 PM on April 5, 2015

I loled at "General Ability" under "Muscle Patterns".

General ability indeed.
posted by Kadin2048 at 12:40 PM on April 5, 2015 [2 favorites]

I've always wanted to make GIFs like David Cronenberg.
posted by Going To Maine at 12:41 PM on April 5, 2015 [2 favorites]

Digital dancing! Ooh, this is fun.
posted by grumpybear69 at 12:41 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]

Having played with it for a few minutes, this is loads of fun.
posted by arcticseal at 12:42 PM on April 5, 2015

you can also press "new friend" to get a randomized abomination.
posted by ghostbikes at 12:42 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]

That man does not know how to hold a mug of beer. Also, this is great.
posted by brundlefly at 12:45 PM on April 5, 2015

I felt like I was destroying the life of a poor digital man. It made me feel like a cruel, uncaring god.

I am obscurely ashamed.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:47 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]

People's Elbow representing.
posted by infinitewindow at 12:57 PM on April 5, 2015 [5 favorites]

Very man
Such monstrosity
Wow
posted by dephlogisticated at 1:03 PM on April 5, 2015 [4 favorites]

I have somehow recreated Nikki Minaj. I have never been this disturbed.

Hold me.
posted by Solomon at 2:03 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]

Really what we've got to do is find a way for this and Dwarf Fortress to meet in the middle.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 2:15 PM on April 5, 2015 [5 favorites]

i like that no matter how ridiculous you make the dance moves and body, adding in the karaoke machine makes it look reasonable.
posted by ghostbikes at 2:23 PM on April 5, 2015 [11 favorites]

for example
posted by ghostbikes at 3:01 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]

I'm having trouble getting to all the menus on Chrome. Most of them populate off-screen and there's no scroll bar.

Bizarrely, it works much better in Internet Explorer. How....appropriate.
posted by Existential Dread at 3:11 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]

This is the most important thing I've seen in years
posted by naju at 3:29 PM on April 5, 2015 [6 favorites]

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
posted by arcolz at 4:06 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]

Metafilter needs a smoke break.
posted by cortex at 5:15 PM on April 5, 2015 [8 favorites]

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posted by divined by radio at 5:43 PM on April 5, 2015 [6 favorites]

I like to crank up Wets Alogrithm and hang out with an abandoned-by-god pac-man.
posted by SharkParty at 7:34 PM on April 5, 2015 [2 favorites]

Computer, load up Celeryman, please.
posted by aaronetc at 9:00 PM on April 5, 2015 [9 favorites]

If you want, you can paste the URL from another man's created gif into 'Suit Hyperlink' to have your man wear that man's dance as a suit...
posted by destructive cactus at 10:42 PM on April 5, 2015 [4 favorites]

I felt like I was destroying the life of a poor digital man. It made me feel like a cruel, uncaring god.

I am obscurely aroused.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:16 AM on April 6, 2015 [3 favorites]

I mean, I would totally hit that.


Or at least poke it with a stick.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:59 AM on April 6, 2015 [2 favorites]

MY BEAUTIFUL BABY

So wh...what happens on Tuesday?
posted by byanyothername at 9:42 AM on April 6, 2015 [3 favorites]

this is the greatest
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:46 AM on April 6, 2015 [1 favorite]

OMG can't stop making verymen
posted by axoplasm at 12:45 PM on April 6, 2015 [1 favorite]

This is just perfect. All I can think of is this exchange from the Simpsons X-Files episode:

Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic!
Scully: (mesmerized voice) Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
posted by Existential Dread at 8:24 PM on April 6, 2015 [1 favorite]

I think this is probably closer to Arthur C. Clarke's vision of the Star Child.
posted by Room 641-A at 9:17 AM on April 11, 2015

Fluke!
posted by Room 641-A at 11:23 AM on April 11, 2015