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May 22, 2015 12:46 PM   Subscribe

Ted Nugent: To the Graduating Class of 2015
posted by Chocolate Pickle (9 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Eh, I don't think anybody's really sitting around wondering what Ted Nugent has to say at this point to the degree that it merits a post. -- cortex



 
Aaaaaaaah.
Such good drivel.
posted by Seamus at 12:48 PM on May 22, 2015


Where's his comment about how we should forget him winding up in jail if Obama got re-elected? I don't see that.
posted by boo_radley at 12:51 PM on May 22, 2015


He really is a master-level troll isn't he?
"Hygeine is important." [unless you need to crap yourself to avoid the draft so you can be a rabid nationalist bigot later in life]

Can you imagine any school actually inviting him to speak at graduation?
posted by Seamus at 12:52 PM on May 22, 2015


He does know at least 2 chords, but apparently not much else.
posted by doctor_negative at 12:53 PM on May 22, 2015


"Peer pressure is for sheep." [but if you're different than me, you're a fucking loser who has no right to exist. So be like me . . .]
posted by Seamus at 12:53 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]


Ted Nugent makes Gene Simmons seem like a reasonable, likable person.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:53 PM on May 22, 2015 [3 favorites]


Damn, BoP. That is a sad truth.
posted by Seamus at 12:55 PM on May 22, 2015


Tell me who you go with and I will tell you what you are.

Well, somebody's been watching Iron Chef.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:55 PM on May 22, 2015


So, this is FPP is 100% pure trolling?
posted by mondo dentro at 12:57 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]


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