February 21, 2002

5:11 PM

The world's leading manufacturer of realistic feminine breasts. Chestal nudity on second page, link is safe for work. "High quality breast forms." Not only do they make foam breats, but they are also using the latest advances in breast technology using Siloxane. Is your breast needing repair? Simply get some breast renovator or some rubber or silicon nipples. The question now is, where can I sign up to work in the factory as a QA tester?
posted by manero (15 comments total)

*Not* safe for work - lots of naked (fake) boobies.
posted by skwm at 5:19 PM on February 21, 2002

That's what I implied. The link I provided is SFW. "Chestal nudity on second page" should be enough of a warning to a person with half a brain :)
posted by manero at 5:26 PM on February 21, 2002

i know some drag queens who'll be all over this one. a good fake tit's hard to find.
posted by patricking at 5:27 PM on February 21, 2002

I'd like to buy the "realistic nipples" fasten them to back and forehead and walk up and down a beach in New Jersey, just to see the worried frowns appear.
posted by jonmc at 5:31 PM on February 21, 2002

With the exchange rate, those drag queens had better have pretty fat wallets.

Of course, these falsies are still considerably cheaper than the ugly, unnatural looking prosthetics offered women after mastectomies. Male privilege rears its ugly head yet again.
posted by Dreama at 5:33 PM on February 21, 2002

Male privilege rears its ugly head yet again.

Women can't get these?
posted by daveadams at 7:12 PM on February 21, 2002

My drag-queenie pal, Sister Kevin, has a great pair of breasts. He bought the same kind that women buy when they get a masectomy. They're great. After he wears them for an hour, they heat up to the temperature of his body, and they move fluidly, like real breasts. They set him back about $1200, but they're well worth it. Excellent quality.

And when I'm nice to him, he lets me rest my head on them.
posted by ColdChef at 7:43 PM on February 21, 2002

That first picture isn't real? Amazing!
posted by ParisParamus at 7:54 PM on February 21, 2002

Another study in MetaFilter demographics...
posted by y2karl at 8:01 PM on February 21, 2002

care to share the findings of the study karl?
posted by jonmc at 8:19 PM on February 21, 2002

all prices shown are for pairs of breasts

Man, that's the way to do it. Not like the airlines, who advertise with "fares one way based on round-trip purchase."
posted by apollo at 8:48 PM on February 21, 2002

Those are some awesome tits. I'm tempted to buy a pair, and I'm not even a transvestite. What an icebreaker at parties they'd be.
posted by RylandDotNet at 10:53 PM on February 21, 2002

just great, now i have to upgrade another thing.
posted by eatdonuts at 11:22 PM on February 21, 2002

Those are truly remarkable. The breast forms my grandmother had to use when she had a mastectomy left her looking like she'd just stuffed her shirt with padding, very unnatural. I'm kind of baffled about the extra nipples though- do all the forms come without nipples, or... I'm just trying to figure out why somebody'd need just a handful of nipples (besides walking down a boardwalk with them stuck to their forehead.)
posted by headspace at 9:16 AM on February 22, 2002

the best thing is the carrying case you can get with them.
posted by ShawnString at 7:00 PM on February 22, 2002