I'm sorry I will be an idiot!
May 23, 2015 8:21 PM   Subscribe

Actor Chris Pratt preemptively apologizes for any offense he might cause during his upcoming publicity effort for his next movie.

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming ‪#‎JurassicWorld‬ press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).

et cetera
posted by Chocolate Pickle (1 comment total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I'm not sure there's all that much to discuss here - it's a one-off joke. -- restless_nomad



 
To counter this preemptive apology, I will now plug my ears with cork.
posted by clavdivs at 8:27 PM on May 23, 2015 [1 favorite]


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