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May 29, 2015 6:19 PM Subscribe
A bunch of my friends in AZ saw him at or after the Super Bowl and said he was a really nice dude. I'm jealous.
posted by gucci mane at 6:36 PM on May 29, 2015
posted by gucci mane at 6:36 PM on May 29, 2015
Baracka Flocka Flame - Head of the State
posted by gucci mane at 6:38 PM on May 29, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by gucci mane at 6:38 PM on May 29, 2015 [5 favorites]
Mr. Flame's stances on many of the issues are compelling, though I'm understandably concerned about both his thinking that Women's Rights is currently mostly just about "respect" and his lax attitude towards the separation of power. (“I'm President - I AM the Congress.”) But then, what can we really expect after the increases in the power of the executive during the Bush and Obama administrations?
While “Unlimited weed smoking” is an obvious winner as a campaign slogan for the millenials, it may leave too much of the white bread, boring demographic in the dust. Maybe in another four years. (Or maybe I'm just not willing to dream big enough. I mean, we can see which way the wind is blowing. Why not get out in front of it, even if it means a little smoke from our own joints will get in our eyes?)
As it is, I'm nervous about getting behind such an inexperienced candidate for the presidency itself, but would be open to either a Clinton/Flame or Sanders/Flame ticket.
posted by Going To Maine at 6:58 PM on May 29, 2015 [10 favorites]
While “Unlimited weed smoking” is an obvious winner as a campaign slogan for the millenials, it may leave too much of the white bread, boring demographic in the dust. Maybe in another four years. (Or maybe I'm just not willing to dream big enough. I mean, we can see which way the wind is blowing. Why not get out in front of it, even if it means a little smoke from our own joints will get in our eyes?)
As it is, I'm nervous about getting behind such an inexperienced candidate for the presidency itself, but would be open to either a Clinton/Flame or Sanders/Flame ticket.
posted by Going To Maine at 6:58 PM on May 29, 2015 [10 favorites]
A lot of people will joke, but I'm totally okay with this. "What about his qualifications?" They'll ask. Ok. But all of the other people had "qualifications" and the only thing they managed to do with them was bomb other countries, destroy the economy, and degress 50 years on women's issues.
posted by FirstMateKate at 7:00 PM on May 29, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by FirstMateKate at 7:00 PM on May 29, 2015 [5 favorites]
Don't blame me, I voted Cammacho
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 7:22 PM on May 29, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 7:22 PM on May 29, 2015 [3 favorites]
Baracka Flocka Flame - Head of the State
posted by gucci mane ...
'Nuff said.
posted by octobersurprise at 7:29 PM on May 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by gucci mane ...
'Nuff said.
posted by octobersurprise at 7:29 PM on May 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
I'm understandably concerned about both his thinking that Women's Rights is currently mostly just about "respect" ...
True, but if I understand his platform correctly he actually doesn't want to further remove rights from women, which makes him quite progressive compared to the GOP field, especially considered alongside his "respect for women" concept--which certainly has some merit in and of itself considering the current state of affairs.
posted by dubitable at 8:03 PM on May 29, 2015
True, but if I understand his platform correctly he actually doesn't want to further remove rights from women, which makes him quite progressive compared to the GOP field, especially considered alongside his "respect for women" concept--which certainly has some merit in and of itself considering the current state of affairs.
posted by dubitable at 8:03 PM on May 29, 2015
He would also ban dogs in restaurants and impose harsh restrictions on the big-footed.
Totally lost my vote. Dog-ist AND Foot-ist? Double deal-breakers.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:06 PM on May 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
Totally lost my vote. Dog-ist AND Foot-ist? Double deal-breakers.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:06 PM on May 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
To be fair, although i am wary as someone with huge feet, people who are super entitled and think they should be able to bring their dog EVERYWHERE because my dog is like totally different! need to get smacked the fuck down.
I have lots of experience in this area, formerly having been a barista in the basement of condo tower where the cheapest unit was over 1mil.
I also really don't look forward to all the nerdy white dudes who will endlessly go "lol commacho lol idiocracy was totally prophetic amirite?".
posted by emptythought at 8:45 PM on May 29, 2015 [2 favorites]
I have lots of experience in this area, formerly having been a barista in the basement of condo tower where the cheapest unit was over 1mil.
I also really don't look forward to all the nerdy white dudes who will endlessly go "lol commacho lol idiocracy was totally prophetic amirite?".
posted by emptythought at 8:45 PM on May 29, 2015 [2 favorites]
How will he answer the "did you inhale?" question?
posted by greenhornet at 9:59 PM on May 29, 2015
posted by greenhornet at 9:59 PM on May 29, 2015
He should've run for president of FIFA.
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:26 AM on May 30, 2015
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:26 AM on May 30, 2015
greenhornet: "How will he answer the "did you inhale?" question?"
Take a hit, then, after exhaling, say "yes, just now".
posted by symbioid at 1:37 PM on May 30, 2015 [2 favorites]
Take a hit, then, after exhaling, say "yes, just now".
posted by symbioid at 1:37 PM on May 30, 2015 [2 favorites]
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