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June 17, 2015 5:00 PM

YOU ARE NOT GAY BC YOU THINK RUBY ROSE IS HOT THAT LEGIT JUST MEANS YOU'RE NOT BLIND
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome (12 comments total)

Or as Alex calls her, "Justin Bieber".

And this applies to Ruby Rod as well.
posted by Brocktoon at 5:09 PM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

Well, my casting for Dorian in the Dragon Age: Inquisition mini-series I'm producing just got a whole lot more interesting.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 5:14 PM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

This is a really funny way for me to find out the new season of OINTB is up i guess. I was wondering why i was seeing so much weird shitposting about this woman.
posted by emptythought at 5:16 PM on June 17, 2015

And this applies to Ruby Rhod as well.

I actually thought that's who everyone's been talking about until this post.

This girl is fueled like fire, so start melting ladies cuz the girl is hotter than hot she's hot, hot, HOT!
posted by johnnydummkopf at 5:18 PM on June 17, 2015 [6 favorites]

So is this, "don't call yourself gay just because you appreciate somebody of the same sex as you is attractive", or, "you can't be gay just because you're sexually attractive to a single person of the same sex"? The former is just good manners, the latter is utterly and wholly false. You totally can be gay for just one person. If you honestly and seriously would fuck somebody of the same sex, even if it's just that one single person and nobody else, then you can damn well take the label and stick it on everything you own. Anybody who says otherwise is just a sour whinge bag because you won't fuck them.
posted by Thing at 5:23 PM on June 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

I think most people don't know that these kind of jokes are considered unkind, where you want to express something big by pretending to take on an identity that isn't really yours. I think it's done with innocent intent even though I understand why it's offensive. I just think it's something that's going to take a few years to spread. Posts like these will help although it's also going to sting people who felt like they were making an innocent joke. But their jokes were stinging others.
posted by bleep at 5:24 PM on June 17, 2015

I think it's so much simpler to just say, "I'd fuck him / her / that" and call it a day. Don't need to get cute about it.
posted by ga$money at 5:34 PM on June 17, 2015

Or as Alex calls her, "Justin Bieber".

Maybe the androgyny is what some are secretly turned on by.
posted by a lungful of dragon at 5:36 PM on June 17, 2015

If you honestly and seriously would fuck somebody of the same sex, even if it's just that one single person and nobody else, then you can damn well take the label and stick it on everything you own

I guess, but if you say "I like Indian food" when you actually only like gulab jamuns, it's at best misleading.

(I love gulab jamuns)
posted by Jon Mitchell at 5:40 PM on June 17, 2015 [2 favorites]

I dunno, saying "I'd fuck them" about people always comes off as PRETTY CREEPY.
posted by Ferreous at 5:47 PM on June 17, 2015 [3 favorites]

Or as Alex calls her, "Justin Bieber".

*checks to see if it's still a thing.*

yup. Still a thing.
posted by Anoplura at 5:55 PM on June 17, 2015

those tweets by Petunia were like a breath of fresh air

so badly needed and so welcome
posted by janey47 at 5:56 PM on June 17, 2015