What exactly ARE Minions?
June 29, 2015 11:05 PM Subscribe
They're ruining our society, that's what. Those Minions from the Despicable Me franchise... what even ARE they? The Awl gets profound with its answer.
"They have just the slightest identity to be interpreted as 'distinct' or 'realized,' but every facet of their design is also so vague that they are nothing. Minions are blank slates of cosmic dust and computer processing power, just like the rest of us."
"Minions are the perfect meme. As one popular Tumblr post refers to them, Minions are 'SCREAMING CORNPOPS WHO ARE TEARING APART SOCIETY THROUGH MIDDLE AGED MOM MEMES.'"
"They have just the slightest identity to be interpreted as 'distinct' or 'realized,' but every facet of their design is also so vague that they are nothing. Minions are blank slates of cosmic dust and computer processing power, just like the rest of us."
"Minions are the perfect meme. As one popular Tumblr post refers to them, Minions are 'SCREAMING CORNPOPS WHO ARE TEARING APART SOCIETY THROUGH MIDDLE AGED MOM MEMES.'"
This post was deleted for the following reason: omg, they're EVERYWHERE! -- taz
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