Yes, but are they artisanal dildos?
July 15, 2015 9:50 PM   Subscribe

Meanwhile in Portland, in an incident Mashable describe as the acockalypse, dildos are appearing on power lines in increasing numbers. The Metro notes that the items are usually paired red and yellow. Speculation persists on where the items came from e.g. "There was Empire Labs that did Clone-A-Willy but that was awhile ago", while Bustle asks "Who knows this dildo man? Where can I find him???" Speigel reports that Unbekannte hängen Hunderte Dildos an Stromleitungen , while the BBC will not directly use the d-word because British, but will replicate some tweets which use it. Death and Taxes thinks this is biblical in nature, while Austria is concerned that "Rätsel um Dildo-Invasion in US-Stadt". And previously in Portland.
posted by Wordshore (125 comments total) 36 users marked this as a favorite


 
Uh-oh.
posted by yhbc at 9:54 PM on July 15, 2015


Ah...Huston?
posted by clavdivs at 9:54 PM on July 15, 2015


I am fine with my post being deleted but please add the appropriate tags "DICKS", "COVEREDINDICKS" and "DICKSDICKSDICKS", thanks
posted by NoraReed at 9:56 PM on July 15, 2015 [48 favorites]


Artisanal single-source shade-grown dildos.

They're very obscure, you probably haven't inserted them in any of your orifices.
posted by Sebmojo at 9:56 PM on July 15, 2015 [22 favorites]


Metafilter: Normally we go with the first posted in a case like this, but Wordshore's hanging powerline dildo post is substantially more comprehensive so we'll go with it. Sorry!
posted by Drinky Die at 9:58 PM on July 15, 2015 [18 favorites]


im just sad it got deleted before i could respond to clavdivs to say that yes, it does look like some of these dildos can indeed accommodate a bullet vibrator
posted by NoraReed at 9:59 PM on July 15, 2015 [2 favorites]


Huh - weird. I did a search on 'Portland' before typing out my FPP and nothing came up pertaining to DildoGate so unsure why it missed that post which was deleted. Bit confused.
posted by Wordshore at 10:00 PM on July 15, 2015


Beaten to the dildoy punch.
posted by boo_radley at 10:02 PM on July 15, 2015


I have added the tags created by NoraReed, which are The Best Tags Ever.
posted by Wordshore at 10:03 PM on July 15, 2015 [1 favorite]


excellent

a+ would be deleted in favor of a much more comprehensive dildo post again
posted by NoraReed at 10:04 PM on July 15, 2015 [33 favorites]


Portlander here.

Unfortunately, I've been so jaded by the constant exposure to our particular brand of weird (novelty donuts, unicycling bagpipers in Star Wars costumes), that this whole dildo thing seems completely unremarkable to me.

They might as well be shoes.
posted by redsparkler at 10:07 PM on July 15, 2015 [34 favorites]


Oh, Portland.
posted by eggkeeper at 10:08 PM on July 15, 2015


You was ROBBED, Nora!

Two, why two, is it because of gravity, balance.
Miffed. Why not a pocket pal and a can of corn.

There is little historical precis...Rome, GRAFFETO!

Holy mackerels, it's street art.
posted by clavdivs at 10:09 PM on July 15, 2015


Brooklyn gets goat heads, Portland gets dildos.

William Gibson & Warren Ellis are secret battling it out for control of the future via stuff hung from American power lines.
posted by Pirate-Bartender-Zombie-Monkey at 10:13 PM on July 15, 2015 [8 favorites]


Portlander here; haven't seen any in person yet, but I'll keep an eye out tomorrow (especially because my commute takes me past Taboo Video).
Also, seconding redsparkler.
posted by NMcCoy at 10:14 PM on July 15, 2015


Might as well put a bird on it.
posted by Token Meme at 10:14 PM on July 15, 2015 [13 favorites]


Unfortunately, I've been so jaded by the constant exposure to our particular brand of weird (novelty donuts, unicycling bagpipers in Star Wars costumes), that this whole dildo thing seems completely unremarkable to me.

Those things are not weird, they are weird's déclassé cousin, wacky. But anyway, I have recently resolved to not judge whatever things it is people do to amuse themselves, and assume good faith on their part rather than some kind of weirder-than-thou brinkmanship, and I am able to enjoy such things more as a result. You go, mystery dildo bombers!
posted by Jon Mitchell at 10:16 PM on July 15, 2015 [21 favorites]


Are spontaneous dildos the first sign of an earthquake let's ask an expert
posted by The Whelk at 10:17 PM on July 15, 2015 [24 favorites]


Those things are not weird, they are weird's déclassé cousin, wacky.

Not to be confused with wacky's 12-year-old sister, random.
posted by NoraReed at 10:21 PM on July 15, 2015 [24 favorites]


I'll say it again: I think I night love this more than I love my parents.
posted by item at 10:27 PM on July 15, 2015


Portland is the wrong place for this

I'm thinking more like Colorado Springs
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 10:30 PM on July 15, 2015 [11 favorites]


A crowd sourcing effort is underway to map the dildoes
posted by humanfont at 10:30 PM on July 15, 2015 [7 favorites]


I'll say it again: I think I night love this more than I love my parents.

Sounds like an admission of guilt/artist's statement to me.

Wanna know who really did it? Just look around for the person with a bag of dicks. The one who's not eating it.
posted by carsonb at 10:32 PM on July 15, 2015 [7 favorites]


you'll catch them... dick-handed
posted by NoraReed at 10:35 PM on July 15, 2015 [8 favorites]


A crowd sourcing effort is underway to map the dildoes
If they don't show the shape of a giant wang, I will be disappointed. SO DISAPPOINTED.

Speculated about which word to use and I am reminded of my project to map out every synonym for phallus that Andy Zaltzman has ever used on The Bugle and there are not enough hours in the day.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 10:39 PM on July 15, 2015 [16 favorites]


Somewhere one of these articles noted that someone, at least –someone– gives a flying fuck about Portland.
posted by carsonb at 10:40 PM on July 15, 2015 [21 favorites]


Huh. I saw a pair on a powerline this morning and thought, "those look like dildos" and kept right on moving. Which, in retrospect, seems like an underreaction.
posted by janell at 10:41 PM on July 15, 2015 [33 favorites]


I'm so sending this to my friend who's moving to Portland. (If you're reading this far down, hi!)
posted by jenfullmoon at 10:41 PM on July 15, 2015


you'll catch them... dick-handed

That's not fair

maybe they have a condition
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 10:42 PM on July 15, 2015 [4 favorites]


Well hung, Portland. Well hung.
posted by Sys Rq at 10:50 PM on July 15, 2015 [31 favorites]


This is really amazing.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 11:05 PM on July 15, 2015


Bustle asks "Who knows this dildo man? Where can I find him???"

Do you know the dildo man,
The dildo man,
The dildo man?

Do you know the dildo man?
He lives in Portland, OR!
posted by ilana at 11:19 PM on July 15, 2015 [10 favorites]


Brooklyn gets goat heads, Portland gets dildos.
And we've got gnomes here in Oakland.

Surely there's some connection but I can't put my finger on it...
posted by clorox at 11:27 PM on July 15, 2015 [2 favorites]


Ah; local news at eleven reporting:

Oregon resident who recently found himself with much spare time on this hands is identified as suspect in DildoGate. When questioned, suspect denied allegation, responding with "I have no idea how those people got their sex toys stranded on those wires, or why".
posted by Wordshore at 11:30 PM on July 15, 2015 [15 favorites]


Can we just get something straight here? Is it dildoes with an e, or dildos with no e? One or the other, I don't care which, but this haphazard spelling of dildii is driving me crazy. Let's choose one already.
posted by zardoz at 12:12 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Dilda. Dildoi. Dildes. Dildotes. Dildices. Dildata.
posted by NMcCoy at 12:26 AM on July 16, 2015 [9 favorites]


Maybe it's actually a mass noun and the city is just festooned with a large quantity of dildo.
posted by NMcCoy at 12:27 AM on July 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


...Actually, upon reflection, I'm pretty sure the plural of "dildo" is "Portland".
posted by NMcCoy at 12:29 AM on July 16, 2015 [9 favorites]


dildopodes
posted by Chichibio at 12:37 AM on July 16, 2015 [8 favorites]


This came up on my neighborhood facebook group, and I felt compelled to confess everything.
posted by cortex at 12:37 AM on July 16, 2015 [4 favorites]




So glad I got out of that town.
posted by Joseph Gurl at 12:52 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


I never expected Critical Mass protests to take such an esoteric turn.
posted by Pope Guilty at 2:28 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Who cares about the plural when we get the word "dildonics" and "teledildonics" out of "dildo". we live in the future and it's fucking great
posted by NoraReed at 2:54 AM on July 16, 2015 [4 favorites]


Dildon't?
posted by Joseph Gurl at 3:06 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


Dildon't?
Too late, already dildid.
posted by NMcCoy at 3:39 AM on July 16, 2015 [11 favorites]


I suspect Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein are behind it.
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 3:52 AM on July 16, 2015


Perhaps it's a home-grown full-margin rupture early warning system. Or perhaps it's Portlandians saying "Oh yeah?! Subduct these!"
posted by The Nutmeg of Consolation at 4:26 AM on July 16, 2015


Dildia. Dildren. Dildine. Dildae.
posted by kyrademon at 4:40 AM on July 16, 2015


The collective noun is an undulation of dildos. Or it should be, in any case.
posted by dephlogisticated at 5:16 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


There is no evidence of anthropogenic dildo migration, says "Scientist"!!!!
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:32 AM on July 16, 2015


They look like silicone so at least they won't shock anyone.
posted by benzenedream at 5:56 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


I'll say it again: I think I night love this more than I love my parents.

Way to set the bar high.
posted by aught at 5:57 AM on July 16, 2015


It's a common misspelling; these aren't artisanal dildos, but artesian dildos, in that they rise up from the ground on their own, without requiring pumping.
posted by Huffy Puffy at 6:01 AM on July 16, 2015 [23 favorites]


In New York City, this is old news.
posted by beagle at 6:07 AM on July 16, 2015


It's spelled art-is-anal with the hyphens.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 6:15 AM on July 16, 2015 [13 favorites]


This idea was totally in a recent My Brother My Brother And Me (starting around 11:50). And they're touring the Pacific Northwest in a month or so... follow the money.
posted by kmz at 6:20 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Well, they're certainly free range.

*coughs*

*shuffles papers and clears throat*

*sings*

Like a dick on a wire
Like a schlong in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.

posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:21 AM on July 16, 2015 [12 favorites]


I mean, I'm all for this because it's hilarious, but aren't they casting pearls before sw- I mean casting dildos before blue state liberals here?

Wouldn't this be a more worthy project in Texas as a protest against the state's penetrating gaze?

I'm thinking specifically of Texas Penal (heh heh) Code section 43.21 paragraph (7) which bans the sale of "obscene devices," which it defines as "device[s] including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

Meaning, in practice, cops can do stuff like this:

On June 25, 2004, Corpus Christi Police Officer Adrian Dominguez was working undercover when he visited a business, called Friends 4 Ever, to determine if it was selling obscene materials or devices. Dominguez was aware that law enforcement agents had previously informed the business owner that the business needed to cease selling certain items that were considered obscene under state law. Appellant was at the business working as a cashier and sales clerk. During the visit, Dominguez purchased a vibrator from appellant; the vibrator was called "Lick it Lover" and resembled the male sexual organ. A few hours after Dominguez’s purchase, police officers arrived at the business, where they executed a search warrant and placed appellant under arrest.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:41 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Well, they're certainly free range.

But are they fair trade?
posted by Sophie1 at 6:42 AM on July 16, 2015


They look like silicone so at least they won't shock anyone.

They look like penises so they probably will shock someone.
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 6:43 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


"Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
posted by drezdn at 7:18 AM on July 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


I can't say I've read all the stories about this, but has anybody done some real journalistic research about the quality of the dildos? Because last I checked quality sex toys aren't cheap, and that's the only thing I've been able to think about since I first heard about this.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 7:34 AM on July 16, 2015 [6 favorites]


This plague is the unavoidable consequence of Oregon's legalization of recreational marijuana.
posted by rdone at 7:35 AM on July 16, 2015


Seems wasteful. How is anyone supposed to use these discarded, exposed-to-the-elements sex toys if they're all the way up on those power lines?
posted by ColdOfTheIsleOfMan at 7:43 AM on July 16, 2015


If none of these dildos have Tom Peterson's face printed on them, this is a truly lost opportunity.

(Though I suppose that dildos with a flat-top wouldn't be comfortable.)
posted by delfin at 7:43 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


Who the hell has the cash to waste on all those dildos? Although, I suppose if Bruce Wayne was raised in Portland, this is the kind of thing he'd do.
posted by lumpenprole at 7:55 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


Well, they're certainly free range.

But are they fair trade?


And are they locally sourced?
posted by dnash at 8:12 AM on July 16, 2015


Well, they're certainly free range.

I just had an image of a dildo herd. Or a dildo pack. Or would it be a flock of dildos? ". . just like a flock of birds evading a predator." "They're uh, they're flocking this way!" Or a rookery. A school? A swarm? Pod? Dildo pod. Colony? Gaggle? Corps? Culture? A drove of dildos? Clutch, brood?

Or could it only one of these two things in this case: a litter, or, as in a collective of game birds, a knob.
posted by barchan at 8:59 AM on July 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


A quiver.
posted by cortex at 9:04 AM on July 16, 2015 [15 favorites]


Dylan warned us that a hard rain was gonna fall. He might have specified that it would be dildoes, though.
posted by yoink at 9:25 AM on July 16, 2015 [6 favorites]


A stud.

(is the first collective noun that occurs to me)
posted by illongruci at 9:42 AM on July 16, 2015


The Death and Taxes article speculated they might be weathervanes.

Weathervanes!

Did they miss the pun on purpose?
posted by sjswitzer at 9:56 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


Sebmojo: Artisanal single-source shade-grown dildos.

"It's a shinjo.
Right in the butt."
(SFW, transcript of Broad City Season 2 Episode 4)
posted by filthy light thief at 9:57 AM on July 16, 2015


Thank you humanfront, I am visiting PDX tomorrow and that is exactly the thing I didn't know I needed. I would have been sad not to have seen any dildos.
posted by wyndham at 10:09 AM on July 16, 2015


Hi folks! I'm the one who broke the dildos story for Reuters - as far as I know, this was discussed on online message boards but few who hadn't seen it happen really knew about it until I wrote it up. I've been talking to some of the perpetrators and know a little about their motives, but I can't share what they've told me until I get permission.

I've been a Metafilter member for 14 years under a different username, and never thought I'd see something I was involved in land on the blue. Now I feel like I've really made it big.
posted by CourtneySherwood at 10:26 AM on July 16, 2015 [43 favorites]


Hitofuri dirudoru
Futafuri dirudoru
Mifuri dirudoru
Yofuri dirudoru
Gofuri dirudoru...

posted by TheWhiteSkull at 10:26 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


I've been a Metafilter member for 14 years under a different username, and never thought I'd see something I was involved in land on the blue. Now I feel like I've really made it big.

Your 15 wobbly inches of fame.
posted by delfin at 10:32 AM on July 16, 2015 [14 favorites]


I'm the one who broke the dildos story for Reuters

And they say there's no more interest in hard news stories.
posted by yoink at 10:37 AM on July 16, 2015 [14 favorites]


If the perpetrators are looking to do this again, maybe higher profile, they've just missed Pride but the Pan-Am Games are on in Toronto right now...

The meltdown would be spectacular is what I'm saying here
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 10:41 AM on July 16, 2015


I was hoping this would be a Dethklok Metalocalypse post. Instead...
posted by Cookiebastard at 10:51 AM on July 16, 2015


"Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

It's dildos yesterday and dildos tomorrow, but never dildos today.
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:56 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Your 15 wobbly inches of fame.

Hold up. FIFTEEN inches?!!

I mean, from the photos, these don't LOOK like they're the share-simultaneously-with-a-friend variety. And they come in pairs anyway!! Perhaps I've said too much. Or too little. Maybe someone could throw two bananas over a power line for scale?

THIS IS IMPORTANT. (Though not as important as the motion of the ocean, etc..)
posted by argonauta at 11:09 AM on July 16, 2015


argonauta, it's like a tin can telephone.

Very loosely Sort of.
posted by a halcyon day at 11:27 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


As God as my witness, I though dildos could fly.
posted by Kabanos at 12:42 PM on July 16, 2015 [13 favorites]


I saw the posts on various portland facebook groups, damn portlanders and some others and created the tweet which has been floating around. What's odd is i did the tweet about 3 weeks ago and it got a tiny bit of traction. Then later somehow it got discovered and mentioned in some of the articles.
posted by anarchogeek at 1:09 PM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Please to be putting 'acockalypse' in the tags; too clever to waste.
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 2:12 PM on July 16, 2015 [4 favorites]


How is anyone supposed to use these discarded, exposed-to-the-elements sex toys if they're all the way up on those power lines?

You gotta be real flexible.
posted by Room 641-A at 2:18 PM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


I just had an image of a dildo herd. Or a dildo pack. Or would it be a flock of dildos? ". . just like a flock of birds evading a predator." "They're uh, they're flocking this way!" Or a rookery. A school? A swarm? Pod? Dildo pod. Colony? Gaggle? Corps? Culture? A drove of dildos? Clutch, brood?

A roger of dildos?

In any case...

It's dildos all the way down.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:31 PM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Please to be putting 'acockalypse' in the tags; too clever to waste.

Doing

acockalypse now
posted by Wordshore at 2:40 PM on July 16, 2015 [4 favorites]


"fraula... tu es originaire de l'Oregon, n'est-ce pas ??"

"....et merde...."
posted by fraula at 2:41 PM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


My husband has suggested "cockleplex" as the collective noun for a group of dildoes.
posted by strixus at 4:28 PM on July 16, 2015


I mean, collectively they're a bundle of stick-like objects, right?
posted by a halcyon day at 4:32 PM on July 16, 2015


ಠ_ಠ
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 6:39 PM on July 16, 2015


Dildium? Dildum?
posted by bendy at 7:22 PM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Look's like...

/puts on sunglasses

...Some weirdo threw a bunch of dildos all over the fucking place.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!
posted by Divine_Wino at 7:41 PM on July 16, 2015 [4 favorites]


Seems like people are making improvised nunchuks out of whatever is at hand to fight something that hurls them into the stratosphere.
posted by Mr. Yuck at 8:06 PM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


Who the hell has the cash to waste on all those dildos?

It's Portland. Some folks have probably figured out how to mold their own DIY craft dildos and have been pumping them out in the wee morning hours after the bike jousting tournament but before they pick up green beans for their micro-roastery business.
posted by amanda at 9:03 PM on July 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


Who the hell has the cash to waste on all those dildos?

Hmmm. Looking at a few of the yellow ones, they look like moulded cheese to me, so adding them to the long list of non-edible uses.
posted by Wordshore at 9:24 PM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Do they have small Portland Nunchucks available yet, that you can hang on your Christmas tree?
posted by Kabanos at 9:47 PM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


scary bloon animals
posted by flabdablet at 7:47 AM on July 17, 2015


amanda: ... pumping them ...

I see what you did there
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:54 AM on July 17, 2015


Sherwood

Heh heh.
posted by Xavier Xavier at 9:23 AM on July 17, 2015 [1 favorite]


Do they have small Portland Nunchucks available yet, that you can hang on your Christmas tree?

Going the way of the PDX carpet, gonna see Portland Nunchuck socks, Portland Nunchuck t-shirts, Portland Nunchuck growlers, Portland Nunchucks as the co-marshals of the Starlight Parade...
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 10:14 AM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]


amanda: ... pumping them ...

Greg_Ace: I see what you did there


No love for 'jousting'?
posted by amanda at 11:04 AM on July 17, 2015


Here's my update to this story, in which one of the dildo danglers explained her methods and motives -- and warns of butt plugs to come. (Self-linking with pre-approval from the mods)
posted by CourtneySherwood at 11:38 AM on July 17, 2015 [13 favorites]


"At Portland General Electric, spokesman Steve Corson told us rubber dongs don't pose much of a threat on their own, as they can't conduct electricity."

#SCIENCE #EDUCATIONAL
posted by Wordshore at 11:42 AM on July 17, 2015


Here's my update to this story

Woo!
posted by cortex at 11:47 AM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]


Corson warned locals not to try to remove the dildos themselves ...

snort
posted by Xavier Xavier at 12:01 PM on July 17, 2015 [3 favorites]


So some asshole above said yesterday, "has anybody done some real journalistic research about the quality of the dildos?" Now that this has actually happened, that asshole is super pleased.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:03 PM on July 17, 2015 [3 favorites]


Meanwhile in Portland, the shallow end of the gene pool may be about to get a little shallower.
posted by Wordshore at 12:37 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]


Meanwhile in Portland, the shallow end of the gene pool may be about to get a little shallower.

BOB! BOB IT'S NOT WORTH IT! I'LL BUY YOU SOME DILDOS BOB!
posted by lumpenprole at 12:56 PM on July 17, 2015 [2 favorites]


No love for 'jousting'?

Whoops, missed that. I must have been too busy being smugly self-congratulatory for my silly "pumping" joke to notice it.
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:05 PM on July 17, 2015


Clearly the collective noun for dildos is boquet.

A boquet of many colored dildos has descended upon the power lines of my beautiful town, it's just too bad it's too late for the annual Rose Parade.
posted by idiopath at 6:50 PM on July 17, 2015


Perhaps this will turn into some kind of romantic gesture like locks on a Paris bridge.
posted by humanfont at 7:11 PM on July 17, 2015 [3 favorites]


I've been trying for hours now to work in a "cock-up" joke, but I'm getting...blocked, in some mysterious manner.

guess I'm just not very good at standing up standup
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:11 PM on July 17, 2015


But is it isis, said CNN.
posted by infini at 5:16 AM on July 18, 2015 [3 favorites]


I just wish Elliott Smith were alive to work an oblique reference about this into a song about heartbreak.
posted by cortex at 6:09 AM on July 18, 2015 [1 favorite]


MetaFilter: Dick-tossing is an exercise in happiness.
posted by yhbc at 6:36 AM on July 18, 2015


I'm always somewhat excited to see shoes hanging from power lines ("They really do that in real life!"), but this takes it to a whole other (harder) level.
posted by limeonaire at 3:27 PM on July 18, 2015


> "She claims she and a group of friends came into possession of more than 10,000 rejected dildos and other sex toys from a commercial manufacturer that was unable to sell them thanks to a design flaw."

Jackpot!
posted by homunculus at 6:09 PM on July 18, 2015 [2 favorites]


homunculus, another idea
posted by a halcyon day at 6:59 PM on July 18, 2015 [1 favorite]


That's quite a lot of dong to store.
posted by amanda at 4:00 PM on July 19, 2015


I am disappoint that it isn't some weird magic ritual or a sex-positive street gang claiming territory, but hey; at least "Dildos hanging from power lines".
posted by Pirate-Bartender-Zombie-Monkey at 7:32 AM on July 20, 2015


You go, mystery dildo bombers!

What's the over/under on Virgin America naming a plane that services PDX this?
posted by zippy at 9:06 AM on July 20, 2015


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