NSFW NSFW Butt Lips Vine Compilation NSFW NSFW
August 12, 2015 9:55 AM   Subscribe

 
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posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:57 AM on August 12, 2015 [6 favorites]


Is this SFW?
posted by Beardman at 10:04 AM on August 12, 2015 [4 favorites]


Does what it says on the butt.
posted by Cookiebastard at 10:04 AM on August 12, 2015


Because of the Internet we can have nice things like this. Tim Berners-Lee was a visionary.
posted by alms at 10:06 AM on August 12, 2015 [5 favorites]


Twice in one day!
posted by cubby at 10:09 AM on August 12, 2015


what
posted by poffin boffin at 10:10 AM on August 12, 2015


ah god the milk
posted by Existential Dread at 10:12 AM on August 12, 2015


This ended up way more depraved than the initial harmless lip syncing suggested.
posted by lilies.lilies at 10:13 AM on August 12, 2015 [9 favorites]


Sesame Street got weird
posted by cortex at 10:16 AM on August 12, 2015 [8 favorites]


I was mostly okay until the bubblegum happened and then I don't really remember the rest of the video after that because wHY
posted by poffin boffin at 10:19 AM on August 12, 2015 [8 favorites]


Best of the web.
posted by ColdChef at 10:20 AM on August 12, 2015 [5 favorites]


well, that's just generally Not Safe.
posted by skippyhacker at 10:20 AM on August 12, 2015


Humanity used to exist in little tiny pockets of insanity, village idiots and the like, and up until relatively recnetly it was basically impossible to spread insanity one community to the next.

Now, this. For everyone. Worldwide. Over and over again, if you want.

It feels like regression, but it's not! Vine butt lips compilation is humanity evolving!
posted by carsonb at 10:26 AM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


Best of the web.

Best of multi-cellular life.
posted by carsonb at 10:27 AM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


I started to watch this and then got an uncomfortable feeling I was unwittingly participating in someone's fetish.
posted by ODiV at 10:28 AM on August 12, 2015 [6 favorites]


Reminds me of a college dorm-mate, Ken, who used to talk with his ass. All his ass ever said, though, was "might I have a mint?"

Sometimes it would, erm, burp.
posted by Sunburnt at 10:32 AM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]




Don't say old Bill didn't warn you!
posted by Dr Dracator at 10:41 AM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


You timed this just when we were going to taking a break on MeFi during lunch, didn't you. Now all those keyboards and desks need cleaned up.
posted by Runes at 11:01 AM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


Opinions are like assholes.
posted by monospace at 11:19 AM on August 12, 2015


/gets up from easychair huffily...

BUTTSLOL


There.
posted by odinsdream at 11:27 AM on August 12, 2015


This is how Rome fell.
posted by delfin at 11:29 AM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


just as the butt screamed my computer crashed. it was terrifying!
posted by supermedusa at 11:32 AM on August 12, 2015


That's it internet, we're done.
posted by sektah at 12:05 PM on August 12, 2015


Asstounding!
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:09 PM on August 12, 2015


This ended up way more depraved than the initial harmless lip syncing suggested.

The first few minutes were adorable, so much so that I wondered why I had never seen this done before. Then it started getting dark. Could have been a cute "pass along to friends" clip but, NOPE!
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 12:18 PM on August 12, 2015


After watching that, I am not ok
posted by stoneweaver at 12:40 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


I, uh...

Hm.
posted by brecc at 12:52 PM on August 12, 2015


*removes glasses, cleans them*
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:55 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


i think it was the cat food one that made me go, 'hey now, just . . . stop, go take a bath.'
posted by angrycat at 1:13 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


No, and you can't make me.
posted by Space Kitty at 1:17 PM on August 12, 2015


Butt Lips answers fan mail.
posted by item at 1:22 PM on August 12, 2015


i assume 1/2 of the butt lips fanmail is from cretins who think they are Super Smooth saying "hey what else do you like in your butt ;-p lol" and 1/2 is "why are you the way that you are"
posted by poffin boffin at 1:31 PM on August 12, 2015


oh it's much worse than that
posted by item at 1:56 PM on August 12, 2015


A shot for shot remake of Barry Lyndon, but everyone is butt lips
posted by jason_steakums at 2:00 PM on August 12, 2015 [6 favorites]


Butty Lipdon
posted by item at 2:12 PM on August 12, 2015 [5 favorites]


I mean how many UTIs could you spot developing
posted by angrycat at 2:19 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


Something something wedged into or why?
posted by hot_monster at 3:02 PM on August 12, 2015


The bit with the waffles reminded me, suddenly, of the Big Bad Wolf from Duck Sauce, because sometimes the extra face you keep in your pants has a mind of its own.
posted by Sunburnt at 3:38 PM on August 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


Sometimes I should read the description and then choose not to click.
posted by wittgenstein at 4:25 PM on August 12, 2015


Forwarded. Repeatedly. Justifies my five 2002 dollars.
posted by Kreiger at 5:15 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


I've always liked the highbrow stuff. Especially when the brow is on a buttock.
posted by anothermug at 5:35 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


Chubby Bunny killed me. And I agree this went from adorable and took a sharp left into ... actually this has pretty much made my night.
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 6:08 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


Forwarded. Repeatedly. Justifies my five 2002 dollars.

This place was free in 2002. Next time someone's wearing an orange vest and waving a flashlight you should really ask for credentials before you pay them.
posted by item at 6:37 PM on August 12, 2015


I could have sworn I had to pay...Bow before my OG freeloading, $5 noobs!
posted by Kreiger at 6:47 PM on August 12, 2015


no

no
posted by Mister Cheese at 8:20 PM on August 12, 2015


yes

yes
posted by ChrisR at 10:15 PM on August 12, 2015


I wasn't sure whether to watch it or not so I figured I'd read the comments first and now I'm down here and I still don't know whether to watch it
posted by nicodine at 9:13 AM on August 13, 2015 [1 favorite]


Watch it, but wait until you're somewhere you can do it without any pants on.

Solidarity.
posted by carsonb at 10:59 AM on August 13, 2015 [1 favorite]


ahahahah okay I'm 30 seconds in and this is amazing!
posted by nicodine at 12:32 PM on August 13, 2015 [1 favorite]


AAAH NO STOP

WHAT

why
posted by nicodine at 12:33 PM on August 13, 2015 [3 favorites]


Internal monologue: "Butt lips vine compilation"? That sounds extremely stupid and immature (starts to scroll on to the next) But...it's on MeFi, so there must be *something* to it, right?

Wrong.

Also, this particular misogynistic synecdoche is not new. This would have been slightly less sick and antisocial if it were a man's ass. And from the comments I see it only got worse after the point at which I bailed.
posted by AmyPants at 9:14 AM on August 15, 2015 [1 favorite]


This would have been slightly less sick and antisocial if it were a man's ass. (slight argument against)

That man ass gets top billing in Hollywood but the lady's bottom is relegated to YouTube poop.
posted by carsonb at 10:45 AM on August 15, 2015


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