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August 12, 2015 1:39 PM Subscribe
My name is Wyatt Scott and I'm running for parliament as an independent candidate for Mission Matsqui Fraser Canyon. We all know politics are corrupt so lets do something about it. Put an independent in the house.
Someone's been watching Kung Fury, I think.
Not that I disapprove.
posted by los pantalones del muerte at 1:50 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
Not that I disapprove.
posted by los pantalones del muerte at 1:50 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
So wake up! (slap, baby crying) And take a look at your only logical choice. Me. George Tirebiter.
This needs a video joker narrating behind him. CANADA! POLITCS COMMERCIAL!
posted by Naberius at 2:03 PM on August 12, 2015 [5 favorites]
This needs a video joker narrating behind him. CANADA! POLITCS COMMERCIAL!
posted by Naberius at 2:03 PM on August 12, 2015 [5 favorites]
Yeah, 'cause it's way harder to corrupt an independent without a platform than someone with a party to answer to, right?
posted by Sys Rq at 2:05 PM on August 12, 2015
posted by Sys Rq at 2:05 PM on August 12, 2015
"Will the member from Mission Matsqui Fraser Canyon please address the Speaker of the House as 'Mr. Speaker' and not 'dude' or 'bro' or 'el duderino' as brevity is most certainly our thing. Also, the member must refrain from using air nunchucks while parliament is in session. Thank you."
posted by jimmythefish at 2:12 PM on August 12, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by jimmythefish at 2:12 PM on August 12, 2015 [4 favorites]
Nice Deadpool reference.
Does anyone know what the red symbol on the dragon's wing means?
posted by bird internet at 2:25 PM on August 12, 2015
Does anyone know what the red symbol on the dragon's wing means?
posted by bird internet at 2:25 PM on August 12, 2015
Canada's indigenous people are represented by a Mayan pyramid and weed? This guy has some odd ideas.
posted by ssg at 2:28 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by ssg at 2:28 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
He was on the news earlier and came across as rather more coherent than his commercial. Still, you know, a guy running as an independent and thus wasting his time and money, but at least coherent.
posted by jacquilynne at 2:55 PM on August 12, 2015
posted by jacquilynne at 2:55 PM on August 12, 2015
Based on this audition tape, I'd guess George Clinton might make room for him.
posted by Herodios at 3:17 PM on August 12, 2015 [1 favorite]
I'm guessing the red L on the dragon's wing is for the Liberal Party... and there's the pot leaf and official herb of the Marijuana Party on the rocks by the Mayan temple. I didn't spot where he mocks the NDP or the Greeens but I'm sure it's there somewhere.
posted by Mary Ellen Carter at 5:07 PM on August 12, 2015
posted by Mary Ellen Carter at 5:07 PM on August 12, 2015
Well. We know one thing for sure - he doesn't believe in screen captures.
https://instagram.com/p/yLKS0KkC8e/
https://instagram.com/p/342bv2kC31/
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:24 PM on August 12, 2015
https://instagram.com/p/yLKS0KkC8e/
https://instagram.com/p/342bv2kC31/
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:24 PM on August 12, 2015
More brolitics than politics.
posted by MartinWisse at 12:51 AM on August 13, 2015
posted by MartinWisse at 12:51 AM on August 13, 2015
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