March 6, 2002
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John Cusack for President - He made the tough decisions in Grosse Pointe Blank. He couldn't be bought in Eight Men Out. He's cooler than John Malkovich. And we like his politics so far. Can you think of a better celebrity president?
posted by dogmatic (14 comments total)

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I'd vote for him every year if I could.
posted by machaus at 8:05 PM on March 6, 2002


Silly double post
Just fill the thread with haikus
Till Matt deletes it
posted by dogmatic at 8:10 PM on March 6, 2002


I'm so tempted to post the Ghost of Deleted Threads Past in here...
posted by ColdChef at 8:10 PM on March 6, 2002


gee that looks familiar.
posted by bwg at 8:10 PM on March 6, 2002


And Barbra Streisand for veep. She's a triple threat.
posted by gazingus at 8:11 PM on March 6, 2002


it may be a double post, but cooler than john malkovich? my ass (maybe i'm just bitter b/c my girlfriend is in love with cusak, maybe malkovich really is cooler. You decide)
posted by Ufez Jones at 8:13 PM on March 6, 2002


Jodie Foster! She's smart...or at least her character in Contact was.
posted by skwm at 8:22 PM on March 6, 2002


Shaq! He can do magic...or at least his character in Kazaam could.
posted by ColdChef at 8:25 PM on March 6, 2002


Screw Cusak, how about Jack Black for Prez, with Kevin Smith for Veep. Mick "Mankind" Foley for Secretary of Defense.
posted by jonmc at 8:27 PM on March 6, 2002


I will not vote for anyone who is not a witless cokehead. Not that voting for that sort of person could get them into office.

I've nailed Jody Foster, she isn't that smart.

Shaq is cool but he talks too much when he hits the bottle.

Same goes for JM
posted by Settle at 8:29 PM on March 6, 2002


Cthulhu For President
posted by Nauip at 8:44 PM on March 6, 2002


i'm going to be a great first lady.
posted by sugarfish at 8:48 PM on March 6, 2002


while cusack has his merrits i'd much rather vote for christopher walken for president.
posted by boogah at 8:52 PM on March 6, 2002


Yeah, Cusack is good, except in High Fidelity. Oh yes, it was a great film, but his character was kinda pathetic. Poor decision maker.
posted by wackybrit at 8:55 PM on March 6, 2002


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