Signed, Epstein's Mother
October 26, 2015 8:50 PM Subscribe
Seth and Angela King grew frustrated with their five kids waking up late and taking too long to get ready for school, so Seth and Angela began composing elaborate excuse notes for his children to give their teachers.
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But this is so precious and cheeky! Plus, teachers are so abundantly worshiped these days, it takes a really brave and clever person to make their lives more difficult just for fun
posted by clockzero at 9:11 PM on October 26, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by clockzero at 9:11 PM on October 26, 2015 [5 favorites]
At first I was amused, then I thought of being the teachers who receive these long notes, and the jokes falling flat pretty fast.
And with the #HashtagHell #OMGsoManyHashtags #seriouslystopalready, it felt more like a trick to rack up Instagram followers and likes and whatnot than actual attempts to apologize to teachers (or make fun of their kids).
posted by filthy light thief at 9:14 PM on October 26, 2015
And with the #HashtagHell #OMGsoManyHashtags #seriouslystopalready, it felt more like a trick to rack up Instagram followers and likes and whatnot than actual attempts to apologize to teachers (or make fun of their kids).
posted by filthy light thief at 9:14 PM on October 26, 2015
After four tardies, these kids had better know an eccentric nutcase genius.
Otherwise, get the kids to school on time. They can slack off all they want when they get their first job.
posted by qcubed at 9:17 PM on October 26, 2015
Otherwise, get the kids to school on time. They can slack off all they want when they get their first job.
posted by qcubed at 9:17 PM on October 26, 2015
Maybe apply some of your abundant cleverness to just being a good, normal parent and getting your kids to school on time?
They invented meowsers and Manny PacquiaOW brand bandages. That was way more important than the first seven minutes of home room.
posted by middleclasstool at 9:17 PM on October 26, 2015
They invented meowsers and Manny PacquiaOW brand bandages. That was way more important than the first seven minutes of home room.
posted by middleclasstool at 9:17 PM on October 26, 2015
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