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October 29, 2015 6:58 PM Subscribe
On Nantucket, 80-year-old Connie Congdon and I sat in her dim living room looking at the 120-year-old plaster dildo that a mason had found in her chimney. - On the wives of whalers and their dildos, aka "he's-at-homes". (Pretty much totally NSFW)
This post was deleted for the following reason: Double. -- restless_nomad
She may have found two.
posted by notyou at 7:03 PM on October 29, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by notyou at 7:03 PM on October 29, 2015 [5 favorites]
HAhaha I just made a real filthy joke in my mind.
posted by vrakatar at 7:04 PM on October 29, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by vrakatar at 7:04 PM on October 29, 2015 [3 favorites]
Quick close this up before someone loses an eye
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:05 PM on October 29, 2015
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:05 PM on October 29, 2015
The bar's pretty high here for a humorous deletion reason.
posted by strangely stunted trees at 7:14 PM on October 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by strangely stunted trees at 7:14 PM on October 29, 2015 [1 favorite]
Quick, someone come up with a limerick about narwhals!
posted by mittens at 7:19 PM on October 29, 2015
posted by mittens at 7:19 PM on October 29, 2015
Ironically, in Dildo, Nfld., a fake vagina is called a "Nantucket."
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:19 PM on October 29, 2015
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:19 PM on October 29, 2015
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posted by waninggibbon at 7:01 PM on October 29, 2015