#AllMyMovies

November 11, 2015 7:03 AM

Visitors are invited to join Shia LaBeouf in person as he watches all his movies consecutively in reverse chronological order over the next three days, 24 hours a day.
posted by Solon and Thanks (125 comments total)

How is this not James Franco
posted by T.D. Strange at 7:04 AM on November 11, 2015 [31 favorites]

Isn't Transformers 3 three days long on its own?
posted by The Card Cheat at 7:06 AM on November 11, 2015 [5 favorites]

OK BUT you didn't tell me I could watch Shia Labeouf watch all Shia Labeouf's movies in reverse chronological order!

His facial expressions are actually rather adorable.
posted by FirstMateKate at 7:06 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

There is a Cajun dialect in which Shia Labeouf translates as "Just look at this asshole."

Brought to you by Things That Feel Like Facts, But Obviously Are Not.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:08 AM on November 11, 2015 [9 favorites]

I wish it had a subtitle with the movie currently screening and the running time - would love to know just what it is he's [not] reacting to.
posted by Mchelly at 7:10 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

What a tedious man.
posted by oceanjesse at 7:12 AM on November 11, 2015 [15 favorites]

Who wants to watch me watch all the movies I haven't been in?
posted by oceanjesse at 7:13 AM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

There is a Cajun dialect in which Shia Labeouf translates as "Just look at this asshole."

His name is, of course, French for Shia the Beouf.
posted by sobarel at 7:14 AM on November 11, 2015 [16 favorites]

Oh cool, not shaving and wearing a hoodie is Hollywood fashion right now! Who would have thought I was ever on point with my fashion?
posted by Nanukthedog at 7:15 AM on November 11, 2015

I wish it had a subtitle with the movie currently screening and the running time

There's a certain zen to not knowing, but here's a schedule. After Transformers 3, he spent a few hours in a self-loathing nap on the floor while the dude next to him had to keep fending off wannabe seat stealers. He just got back for Eagle Eye.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 7:16 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

So who is he copying here?
posted by Artw at 7:18 AM on November 11, 2015 [6 favorites]

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for Eagle Eye, because I watched it somewhere in the middle of a flight from Toronto to Australia and it's total absoludicrousness was exactly what I needed to take my mind off my misery at that point.
posted by The Card Cheat at 7:19 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Navel Gazing as a tedious artform?
posted by Twain Device at 7:21 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

I should check in on him tomorrow when he watches Holes. Can't not be happy with that one.
posted by dlugoczaj at 7:23 AM on November 11, 2015 [6 favorites]

Can I sit right beside him and share a blanket with him during Nymphomaniac? Looking through his filmography that is the only film of his I'd actually would watch.
posted by Ashwagandha at 7:27 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

Nymphomaniac is incredibly fantastic and he is well-cast as a tedious asshole.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:31 AM on November 11, 2015

There's no-one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him...
posted by dersins at 7:35 AM on November 11, 2015 [9 favorites]

Why are we giving this dude attention on the Blue?
posted by Sheydem-tants at 7:36 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

Disturbia was okay as a sort-of Rear Window remake.
posted by Sangermaine at 7:36 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

> "Looking through his filmography that is the only film of his I'd actually would watch."

I would totally watch the 2005 English language dub of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. It's uncut from the original!

Holes was supposed to be pretty good. I read the book, which was decent, but I haven't seen the movie.

I, Robot is actually underrated. I mean, it's not the greatest film of all time or anything, but it's much better than its reputation.
posted by kyrademon at 7:37 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

Watching someone yawning, rubbing their eyes, struggling to stay awake is a great cure for insomnia.
posted by bleep at 7:38 AM on November 11, 2015

In reverse chronological order? If the movies themselves aren't running backwards, he's doing this half-assed.
posted by Capt. Renault at 7:38 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Is the Angelika really that cold inside? I am seeing parkas and hats.
posted by mochapickle at 7:38 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

he watches all his movies consecutively in reverse chronological order over the next three days

So technically, he's watching himself getting younger, while we're watching him growing older?
posted by lmfsilva at 7:43 AM on November 11, 2015 [9 favorites]

Lawless wasn't bad.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 7:45 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

The guilt over Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has obviously driven him over the edge.
posted by wabbittwax at 7:48 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

Lawless wasn't bad.

Yeah, but he was the worst part of that movie.
posted by Existential Dread at 7:49 AM on November 11, 2015

Seriously though, what is up with this dude? I keep seeing weird things in the periphery of my internets about him. He's obviously going through some shit but I'm just lazy enough to not want to open up another browser tab and google what it is.
posted by wabbittwax at 7:50 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

He was perfectly cast as the worst part of that movie.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 7:52 AM on November 11, 2015

Not a movie, I suppose, but I hope this all culminates with Freaks & Geeks, just because.
posted by Vendar at 7:53 AM on November 11, 2015

I, Robot is actually underrated. I mean, it's not the greatest film of all time or anything, but it's much better than its reputation.

The problem with I, Robot was the name. It's actually a pretty good summer scifi-action flick, but it is absolutely not an adaptation of the Asimov story collection.
posted by Sangermaine at 7:53 AM on November 11, 2015 [8 favorites]

Seriously though, what is up with this dude?

He's turning being a self-absorbed tedious asshole into performance art, I think.
posted by Existential Dread at 7:57 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

Seriously though, what is up with this dude?

WINNING
posted by thelonius at 7:57 AM on November 11, 2015

grrrrrrrrrauniad
posted by andrewcooke at 8:05 AM on November 11, 2015

Disappointed that they aren't playing them in recorded order, and then at the end they announce an encore and load up the youtube stream from the beginning ... his final performance. Then we'd see how committed he is to his art.
posted by samworm at 8:06 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

Reaction to "Dark of the Moon"
posted by synthetik at 8:07 AM on November 11, 2015 [5 favorites]

I find him sort of tedious and uninteresting and bleh but something about this delights me. It's this grim endurance test for no demonstrable reason and with no measurable value to its completion, which tbh is how I feel about all performance art, but I kind of feel like he's acknowledging how awful it is somehow. idk

anyway lawless was great but he had nothing to do with that
posted by poffin boffin at 8:08 AM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

OK, so according to the Guardian link, I think he's at the intermission after New York, I Love You. Eagle Eye is next.
posted by mochapickle at 8:11 AM on November 11, 2015

No no no no no no no no!
posted by schoolgirl report at 8:13 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

"...this grim endurance test for no demonstrable reason and with no measurable value to its completion, which tbh is how I feel about all performance art..."

Q: How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, I didn't stay for the whole thing.
posted by Capt. Renault at 8:20 AM on November 11, 2015 [29 favorites]

Aw bummer, I missed Surf's Up this morning.
posted by frijole at 8:22 AM on November 11, 2015

Never much liked him until I saw this interview.
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 8:24 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Maybe I will go see the IJ one after lunch though.
posted by poffin boffin at 8:29 AM on November 11, 2015

I totally read this as Shia Lebouf in prison watching all his movies. Sounds a bit more interesting.
posted by permiechickie at 8:30 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

gothamist is also covering this important and historic event in their usual fashion
posted by poffin boffin at 8:33 AM on November 11, 2015

There's something endearing about how hard he's trying to do whatever it is he's trying to do, but there's something infuriating in that what he's trying to do seems so terribly, terribly self-satisfied and smug. It's like what everybody seems to think performance art is all about, when it's more what people get wrong about performance art.
posted by xingcat at 8:39 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

I tuned into this earlier and there was an empty chair! You can't call yourself an artist unless you are taking bathroom breaks in situ!
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 8:39 AM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

Well, if you think about it, being a 'movie star' is not natural or reasonable or comprehensible, even. I would guess the acting part is work (hopefully) but then there's this whole second rung of work promoting and simply being a 'movie star' and that has to be wildly crazily unnatural.
And (I tell myself in somewhat lazy, knee jerk fashion) this is what all he 'performance' stuff has largely been about...

Maybe, actually, maybe he's just one of those performance artists who lucked into a wicked lucrative side gig.

Or maybe he grew into the performance thing and is finding it rewarding.

Whatever the case I think it's good he's doing all this. Or at least it's not boring. I mean he's not like 'look at my (totally shitty, ignorant) paintings.'

He's a weirdo, I'm definitely on team weirdo. As long as no one gets hurt, that is.
posted by From Bklyn at 8:42 AM on November 11, 2015 [7 favorites]

I should check in on him tomorrow when he watches Holes. Can't not be happy with that one.

Unless he compares with everything that came after (or in the case of this screening, before).

Lawless wasn't bad.

I seem to remember that his character gets smacked around or beaten up every twenty minutes in that film. In that light, it's great.
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 8:51 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

The problem with I, Robot was the name.

I never read the book. But the movie was infuriating. Will Smith's character made no sense. They could not find a consistent tone for his character. If the movie was called "Robot Punching Adventure" it would still be a pile of garbage.

That said, Will Smith wore a pair of rubber Converse sneakers and these remain my favorite sneakers. So, I will love it for that.
posted by munchingzombie at 8:55 AM on November 11, 2015

Q: How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Is it under the stage?
posted by Sys Rq at 9:00 AM on November 11, 2015

"Q: How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Depends on the size of the lightbulb and on how airtight it is.
posted by I-baLL at 9:02 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

Whatever he's watching now, he looks bored as Hell.


I sort of like watching his eyes read the screen, though.


OH, HE'S FALLING ASLEEP


sleep tight. Pupper!
posted by louche mustachio at 9:07 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

I JUST WANT TO GRAB THAT STRING OUT OF YOUR BEARD THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BEARD DUDE DUDE DUDE THERE IS A STRING
posted by louche mustachio at 9:11 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

nosewipe
posted by louche mustachio at 9:12 AM on November 11, 2015

This dude obviously has something to prove. And why is he wearing an arctic parka and sweatshirt inside the theater? Its 55 degrees outside ( Im in NYC ). Come on man.
posted by Liquidwolf at 9:16 AM on November 11, 2015

still has a string


Watching his natural human facial expressions is starting to attract me to him and I am really not sure how I feel about that except that maybe I need to stop looking at this.
posted by louche mustachio at 9:16 AM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

Is that his real name? Because if so, awesome.

I could not name one of his films, or pick him out of a police line. Don't ruin this for me. I like to be wilfully blind of certain cultural items, especially if I note that I've managed to miss it first time around.

I still don't know what "bae" means, or any of the teams in the various groups in American College football.
posted by clvrmnky at 9:16 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Wait. There are 72 hours worth of Shia Labeouf movies? Good lord...
posted by Thorzdad at 9:17 AM on November 11, 2015

If I was preaching this Sunday, I would spend a lot of time trying to make this my sermon illustration.
posted by Stynxno at 9:19 AM on November 11, 2015

Does this mean we're going to have to redo the Shia Labeouf doing crazy shit alignment chart?
posted by brecc at 9:19 AM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

He was good in Constantine.
posted by valkane at 9:19 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

This dude obviously has something to prove. And why is he wearing an arctic parka and sweatshirt inside the theater? Its 55 degrees outside ( Im in NYC ). Come on man.

Maybe it's got stupid level air conditioning?

There's one theatre that I have to bring a jacket or heavy sweater no matter what time of year it is. I don't mind though I'd bring a blanket and pillow and snuggle in if I didn't get so many weird looks.... (I did that once, the blanket snuggling movie watching was awesome, people being all weird about it wasn't)
posted by Jalliah at 9:22 AM on November 11, 2015

There are 72 hours worth of Shia Labeouf movies? Good lord

Some of them are TV Movies though. Which to his credit he's gonna be watching at some point.
posted by Ashwagandha at 9:27 AM on November 11, 2015

My teenage daughter and I communicate our emotional states to each other when texting almost exclusively through Shia Lebeouf screenshots. I still am not sure how to pronounce his name, and I don't think I've said it the same way twice. This is entirely my failure, it's a delightful and cool name.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:28 AM on November 11, 2015 [11 favorites]

Damn, I already missed the Mikkelsen scenes in the otherwise-dreadful Charlie Countryman.
posted by Stacey at 9:32 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

There is a Cajun dialect in which Shia Labeouf translates as "Just look at this asshole."

Wait, the Beef claims to be of Cajun descent? Wow, how did I not know this! I thought his name was a complete put on. He and I could be distantly cousins... Lemme see... So a Cajun who is not of Acadian descent. Ok then, thankfully then we are not related. Phew, so I won't accidentally bump into him at the Congrès next year and have to make small talk about Lars Von Trier.
posted by Ashwagandha at 9:38 AM on November 11, 2015

I like the name, too, but the surname seems like it is the word for an obscure feature of one of the gender's genitalia--one of those bits everyone knows the vernacular for but when called by its proper name you have to think for a bit and go "oh right, the salty bit" or whatever.

Or maybe an obscure cut of meat you can get at the butcher which turns out to be thinly sliced raw sphincter regarded as a great delicacy by a small cadre of gourmets but as unspeakably gross by the rest of humanity.

In conclusion, I didn't mind him in Looper, though it's very clear he doesn't grow up to be Bruce Willis.
posted by maxwelton at 9:40 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

The guilt over Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has obviously driven him over the edge.

That movie should have never been made and had a lot of problems, but Shia Labeouf was not one of them. The Indy/Mutt relationship was a nice callback to the Henry/Indy dynamic of Last Crusade and one of the better aspects of the movie. He's a good actor.
posted by Tanizaki at 9:42 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

obscure cut of meat you can get at the butcher which turns out to be thinly sliced raw sphincter

Sadly it simply means Beef.
posted by Ashwagandha at 9:42 AM on November 11, 2015

maxwelton: "In conclusion, I didn't mind him in Looper, though it's very clear he doesn't grow up to be Bruce Willis."

Not sure if serious...
posted by Rock Steady at 9:43 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

I liked him in the Sia video.

Also in the video of the extended Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
posted by kyrademon at 9:50 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

> Sadly it simply means Beef.

yes but beef of what
posted by ardgedee at 9:56 AM on November 11, 2015

The Beef. Ne plus ultra.
posted by Ashwagandha at 9:59 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

I thought about trying to draw him some more but I could only find a ball point pen and I really need to sleep.

I just wanted to commemorate the Beard String mostly.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:08 AM on November 11, 2015 [5 favorites]

It wasn't going well.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:08 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

For either of us.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:08 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Marina Abramovic needs to sit next to him & run a stream of her watching him watch his movies.
posted by mochapickle at 10:12 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf.
posted by kyrademon at 10:13 AM on November 11, 2015 [5 favorites]

I first read that as "Visitors are invited to join Shia LaBeouf in prison".
posted by XtinaS at 10:25 AM on November 11, 2015

My teenage daughter and I communicate our emotional states to each other when texting almost exclusively through Shia Lebeouf screenshots.

Like so
posted by Rock Steady at 10:29 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

Honestly the only way it could actually be better is if he was in some sort of cage being forced to watch all his movies without respite.

i feel like he must have considered this at some point as well
posted by poffin boffin at 10:35 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

is he standing up and doing the slow Citizen Kane clap at the end of each flick or is this entire thing a colossal disappointment?
posted by wabbittwax at 10:42 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

I am a liar and I tried to sketch him again. Faster though.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:58 AM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

I didn't mind him in Looper

I'd love to see a gay themed remake of That Obscure Object of Desire, maybe directed by Todd Haynes, where Shia LaBeouf and Joseph Gordon-Levitt share the role of the objet de désir randomly playing the same character in the movie. In the Fernando Rey role I'd like either Jeffrey Jones or Tom Hardy in old person make up.
posted by Ashwagandha at 11:03 AM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

> "Honestly the only way it could actually be better is if he was in some sort of cage being forced to watch all his movies without respite. i feel like he must have considered this at some point as well"

It's as reasonable an explanation for what's going on here as any of the others I've heard.
posted by kyrademon at 11:08 AM on November 11, 2015

He is definitely regretting some life choices right now.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:11 AM on November 11, 2015

Probably watching Indiana Jones then.
posted by Ashwagandha at 11:13 AM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

He's having a reflective moment in a dark place.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:13 AM on November 11, 2015

oh wait, snacks
posted by louche mustachio at 11:13 AM on November 11, 2015

ice is a snack
posted by louche mustachio at 11:14 AM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

but here's a schedule

I think David Ehrlich managed to find his inner and outer idiot.
posted by aeshnid at 12:15 PM on November 11, 2015

I have no idea who this is or what most of you are talking about. There were only three Indiana Jones movies and the only Transformers movie was animated.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 1:16 PM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

enjoy
posted by supermedusa at 1:31 PM on November 11, 2015

enjoy

Oh, I did enjoy that! I saw that one in the theater and everyone started laughing.

He's asleep!
posted by mochapickle at 1:54 PM on November 11, 2015

Dear artists,

This douchebaggery masquerading as art is why non-artists make fun of you.

Pretty sure Shia is a non artist making fun of all of us.
posted by Artw at 2:02 PM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

He does seem to be asleep right now, but then, the schedule says they're on Surf's Up, so it's an entirely reasonable reaction if you're over the age of seven.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 2:20 PM on November 11, 2015

Hey! He's texting!
posted by The Whelk at 2:24 PM on November 11, 2015

i have thought more on the prisoner scenario and he would definitely lock himself in with no food or water and it would be up to the theatergoers to provide or deny him sustenance at their own behest to prove or disprove the decency of humanity while also meting out justice for his crimes against humanity, like transformers 2 for example

i now realize i have missed my true calling as a performance artist
posted by poffin boffin at 2:41 PM on November 11, 2015 [5 favorites]

The people behind him or next to him are stressing me out. I keep expecting one of them to grab him or otherwise injure his person and we'd all watch it happen live.


I ....I may watch too many horror movies.
posted by The Whelk at 2:45 PM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

it would be up to the theatergoers to provide or deny him sustenance at their own behest to prove or disprove the decency of humanity while also meting out justice for his crimes against humanity, like transformers 2 for example

You will be given food, but only jellybeans, and during the Transformers movies, only the licorice ones.
posted by The Whelk at 2:46 PM on November 11, 2015

Hey, what is the correct way to say his first name?

She-uh?
Shy-ah?
Sh-yeah?
Steve?
posted by wabbittwax at 2:54 PM on November 11, 2015

So happy to have discovered there's a history! I could scrub forward to watch him started awake at 5:03:20! Also, the dude in the glasses put his hoodie and glasses on.

Dude! There are paint drying videos online now! Ten whole hours! Dual monitor heaven!
posted by Ogre Lawless at 2:54 PM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Steve Beef.
posted by Artw at 2:57 PM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Stew Beef?
posted by Sys Rq at 4:39 PM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

Please. Stew The Beef
posted by wabbittwax at 4:42 PM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

Can you smell what The Beef is stewing?
posted by zippy at 4:50 PM on November 11, 2015 [2 favorites]

Louche: heart.
posted by pipoquinha at 6:29 PM on November 11, 2015 [1 favorite]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I think that there's something about how we're watching him rather than being with him? I mean, if I were in NYC I could buy a ticket and BE with him, rather than passively observing him. Participating vs observing.

I dunno, maybe I read too much post modern lit in college.

Also, I ❤Shia. He's crazy, but in a good way.
posted by fiercekitten at 6:53 PM on November 11, 2015 [3 favorites]

I wish this had twitch chat.
posted by Gable Oak at 7:14 PM on November 11, 2015

i will go down there and twitch livestream me in the theatre watching my friend's livestream of her watching the livestream if she can only figure out how to livestream

what a time to be alive
posted by poffin boffin at 7:30 PM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

I feel like every hyper-public act of self-abasement this guy performs is intended to plant the seed of doubt that maybe, just maybe, he plagiarized Daniel Clowes ironically
posted by trunk muffins at 9:12 PM on November 11, 2015 [4 favorites]

@discoparties tweeted about being in line for it (MANY HOURS), the mass walk out during Surfs Up, people wearing t-shirt and passing notes, and other things.
posted by The Whelk at 8:30 AM on November 12, 2015

Perhaps it is because I've sat through a lot crappy films during festivals on little sleep, few breaks and bad food that I kind of have a degree of sympathy for him here. I find this act less about performance and oddly more humanizing. This really doesn't seem like performance art to me. I'm not entirely sure why I feel this way as I had a low opinion of Stew the Beef previously. I seriously find this strange to say but my estimation of him has increased.

That said he's no James Franco and I'm still not going to watch most of Beef's films.
posted by Ashwagandha at 8:31 AM on November 12, 2015

He's always come off as genuinely weird for what it's worth, with the ability to make whatever idea crosses his mind into reality.
posted by The Whelk at 8:35 AM on November 12, 2015

Why is there always this comparison with James Franco? What do they have in common? the artsy thing? Has Franco ever done anything so wacky as LaBeouf?

Besides, Franco looks too preppy-boy for this, he couldn't pull this off in a million years, not even if he grew a wild beard.
posted by bitteschoen at 12:49 PM on November 12, 2015

Seems like a pretty cool idea to me. I don't know why you are all so negative about it. It's more interesting that David Lynch's music or paintings anyway.
posted by mary8nne at 3:10 PM on November 12, 2015 [2 favorites]

Many actors have said they never watch their own movies. I think nobody watches themselves watching movies. I don't know what's the point behind this, but if he watches the thing after and comments (really, doesn't have to be a video of him watching himself acting, just an article or a blog post), on how the experience made him feel as an actor, as a movie goer and as a spectator.

Or, I don't know, maybe my beard is empathizing with his, and is trying to make sense of this. #fearthebeard
posted by lmfsilva at 3:48 PM on November 12, 2015 [1 favorite]

I would be amused if he turned this into a lifelong performance art project. Once a month, he would sit down for three days and watch the video he filmed of himself a month before, watching the video he filmed of himself a month before, watching the video he filmed of himself a month before, watching the video he filmed of himself a month before, watching the video he filmed of himself a month before, watching the video he filmed of himself a month before...
posted by Bugbread at 4:14 PM on November 12, 2015 [2 favorites]

Directed by Richard Linklater?
posted by lmfsilva at 4:35 PM on November 12, 2015

I'm kind of hoping that they filmed the livefeed, and after the last movie finishes they project that onto the screen so we can watch him watch himself watching himself.
posted by Mchelly at 5:52 PM on November 12, 2015

And then they lock the doors and it keeps going... forever.
posted by Mchelly at 5:53 PM on November 12, 2015 [1 favorite]

How about a Hollywood remake of La Grande Bouffe with LaBeouf, Macaulay Culkin, and Daniel Radcliffe. You could give it a happy ending. Shia could write & direct. I'd totally watch that.
posted by Ashwagandha at 6:47 PM on November 12, 2015 [4 favorites]

i cannot believe you would so irresponsibly release an idea like that out into the wilds of the internets where anyone could see it and be inspired by it
posted by poffin boffin at 6:59 PM on November 12, 2015 [2 favorites]

My Internet persona is very complicated. Just like Shia LaBeouf.
posted by Ashwagandha at 7:48 PM on November 13, 2015