would you like to be an intern at your local community radio station?

November 16, 2015 8:53 PM

It is your first day as an Intern at the Night Vale Community Radio Station. You know it may be your last. But the show can’t proceed as normal until you recapture The News.

by Astrid Dalmady

Via.

posted by the man of twists and turns (8 comments total)

Oooooo, thank you for posting this! I am seriously behind though... maybe I should leave it until I have caught up? Nah, who am I kidding!

< squee > "01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01110100 01110101 01110010 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101001 01100100 00101110," they reply. You already knew that. Somehow you imagined they'd be more helpful. < /squee >
posted by Athanassiel at 9:28 PM on November 16, 2015 [1 favorite]

OMG, I died once. Intern Deoridhe had adventures!
posted by Deoridhe at 9:41 PM on November 16, 2015

Did anyone find a hidden link? I was looking but didn't find.
posted by Deoridhe at 9:41 PM on November 16, 2015 [2 favorites]

I was looking too! But I didn't even find one with Steve Carlsberg eating his invisible pie. And I won despite myself. Now I have to go back and explore all the various gory and improbable deaths of Intern Athanassiel.
posted by Athanassiel at 9:48 PM on November 16, 2015 [1 favorite]

You people are way ahead of me.

I'm still just tickled that the narrative voice is Cecil!
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 6:40 AM on November 17, 2015

"01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01110100 01110101 01110010 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101001 01100100 00101110

FYI, that is "There is no future. There is only the void." in binary.
posted by maryr at 12:25 PM on November 17, 2015

Yup. That was part of my squee!
posted by Athanassiel at 3:53 PM on November 17, 2015

Not only is there no future, only the void, but you didn't grovel, and now you owe the Oracle your soul.
posted by Reverend John at 8:43 PM on November 17, 2015