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November 19, 2015 6:30 PM

We Rate Dogs (SLTwitter)

Does what it says on the tin (rates dogs).

posted by triggerfinger (13 comments total)

Some dogs were rated as less than 10/10, flagged as offensive.
posted by a hat out of hell at 6:36 PM on November 19, 2015 [26 favorites]

I lost it at "Golden Retriever Cocktail Mix."
posted by The Underpants Monster at 6:51 PM on November 19, 2015 [3 favorites]

The cuteness is exceeding my phone's capacity.
posted by Dip Flash at 6:55 PM on November 19, 2015

Took me waaay too long to realize that those breed names were fake.
posted by schmod at 7:02 PM on November 19, 2015 [4 favorites]

Loving all the dogs. Even more, though, I cracked up at the "dogs" sprinkled in there.
posted by vytae at 7:08 PM on November 19, 2015 [1 favorite]

Also worth checking out: @DogSolutions.
posted by frogmanjack at 7:18 PM on November 19, 2015 [5 favorites]

I, too, was disappointed to see some dogs were rated less than a 10. Every dog is the best dog.

(But lookit the puppies! I will lookit the puppies all the time!)
posted by darksong at 7:19 PM on November 19, 2015 [1 favorite]

In fairness, some of the dogs rated less than a 10 were chickens. And dinosaurs.
posted by triggerfinger at 7:30 PM on November 19, 2015 [1 favorite]

This Corgi-Sheltie mix awaits your judgment.

Oh how it awaits it.
posted by Navelgazer at 8:08 PM on November 19, 2015 [1 favorite]

Some dogs were rated as less than 10/10, flagged as offensive.

Truth spake here. One cannot simultaneously describe Jockson as "Enjoys lightly sucking on hot dog in nature" and rate him only 8/10.
posted by taz at 12:01 AM on November 20, 2015 [2 favorites]

Thanks for this, and for frogmanjack's link (!)
posted by twoporedomain at 9:31 AM on November 20, 2015

I lost it at "Golden Retriever Cocktail Mix."

Their breed names are incredible:

Jujitsu Pythagorean
Northern Wahoo
Norwegian Pewterschmidt
Anemone Valdez
Ronaldhino Matsuyama

10/10, would read for breed names alone.
posted by Panjandrum at 10:23 AM on November 20, 2015 [2 favorites]

Breed: Buckministerfullerine, FTW!
posted by haunted by Leonard Cohen at 11:03 AM on November 20, 2015