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Post number 15500

Settle — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:20:08 -0800

Just who is Dean Stark? A legend of usenet? Some kind of monster? Or perhaps the victim of a huge conspiracy? The answer may shock you...

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:27:06 -0800

or I could care less.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:28:10 -0800

I don't get it. Please 'splain. Thank you.

By: Settle

Settle — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:33:05 -0800

It isn't that interesting. There is a long dramatic story behind this...humiliation. Basically a bunch of geek types in the mid nineties decided they all hated this one guy...and long story short, a long, dramatic battle ensued. It is amazing to note the lengths bored geeks will go to for the sake of humiliation. Also amazing to note that they were in their 20s or 30s and were working for Apple/Netscape. The full FAQ is here, if you're really interested...which you oughtn't be: http://groups.google.com/groups?q=kim+bach+harrison+page+tristan&hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&selm=199910101903.MAA19300%40sirius.infonex.com&rnum=4

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:38:55 -0800

if you're really interested...which you oughtn't be: Fantastic material for a Front Page MetaFilter post!!!!

By: Succa

Succa — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:40:14 -0800

I suppose it's kind of funny to see a simple joke taken to a ridiculous extreme (a la AYBABTU). It seems to be the way geeks ARE. Humour through excess. Ah well, Usenet is an interesting cultural phenomenon.

By: Settle

Settle — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:43:34 -0800

The disturbing bit is that this is _hateful_...the AYBABTU (the resonance and horror of which are diffused by acyronym) phenomena was just confusing and catchy.

By: Dean King

Dean King — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 21:45:40 -0800

yeah, it really sucked and i had to change my name. thanks a lot for bringing back the memories. *runs off crying*

By: waxpancake

waxpancake — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:00:34 -0800

There's a much better explanation from Dean Stark himself. I can't help but feel bad for the poor guy. (And for what it's worth, I think this IS a good front page post and would be even better if folks like Eyeballkid wouldn't ridicule the poster and would instead take it to MetaTalk.)

By: milkman

milkman — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:04:25 -0800

AYBABTU? forgive my ignorance, but help me out here.

By: Settle

Settle — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:08:22 -0800

oh god...it stands for.. *ll y**r b*s* *r* b*l*ng t* *s...all your...base..you know the rest.

By: Settle

Settle — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:17:33 -0800

Which reminds me, this affair had a disturbing techno soundtrack as well! http://www.alcyone.com/pants/MUSIC/ This is pretty amazing and quite disturbing. Stark gets harrassed via his answering machine. Stark uploads clips of this to back up his case on usenet. Guilty party dls them and remixes them. Quite sinister.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:39:15 -0800

waxy: Why? It was an obscure reference to an obscure Usenet poster. So far, half the posts on this thread are pretty much "what the hell" type posts. Why take it to MeTa?

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:41:30 -0800

{not to mention the fact that the original link has no supporting explanation. it's a google group search for fuck's sake}

By: EngineBeak

EngineBeak — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:52:05 -0800

WHAT!!!?!?!?!? CATS?!?!?! FUCK!!! He sut ep us the abomb. All your base is belingi to us. Quick, cat set up us the bomb, launch the fucking zig, this is bad news Charlie!!! Welcome gentleman, your word is my command, if you say something, like for instance "All your base belong to you", then, shit matey! you've got it made, and it belong to me. From teh clavdivs + vulgarity cschool of life

By: EngineBeak

EngineBeak — Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:55:18 -0800

escuse. "Claudius" I m mistaking in the roman aplapbedt. Fuckshit, it's from the clavdivs + profanity + liquor, school of live (par nietzhsc) For Claudius (fukshit!) is abstaineter (In on line matters, of the least.) & I think kt this frec is a wash, though I didn't look any link. I am crashing now, overall. This does not count towards my total. Lcavdivs, man, sometimes you are out of it, never you're snide, but sometimes you're out of it, sometimes in with dite

By: wackybrit

wackybrit — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 00:53:17 -0800

Settle: A worthy post, but is posting something so USENET-geekish to MetaFilter a good idea? It's like mentioning IRC on a Yahoo chatroom, hardly anyone will know what you're on about. Besides, I'm not so sure on the real theory. Dean Stark claims he had a girlfriend, and that that girlfriend got her new boyfriend to carry out the attacks. Er, geeks with girlfriends? I think not! Unless she was ugly. (Endearing reference to a recent Rosie O'Donnell thread.)

By: billybob

billybob — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 00:56:21 -0800

all your base what? i don't get it. i just got my puter this week! pls. splain.

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 03:48:32 -0800

Billybob - try this on your new puter. Oh and it's not pls. splain but Hope! Administrator! we say around here. Enjoy! ;)

By: Settle

Settle — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 05:13:47 -0800

Oh god looks like the next generation of computer users are already being exposed to the all your base virus. Anyway this is my first thread, so cut me some slack. I had to do some *serious digging* for this link...it really is amazing what you can find in the usenet archives.

By: billybob

billybob — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 06:25:22 -0800

oh no....i didn't fall off the cabbage truck yesterday. thanks settle, for the warning.

By: milkman

milkman — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 06:42:23 -0800

AYBABTU....ok. so that was very funny. But forgive my naivite here -- what's the big deal? Why is it any more significant than a million other funny Flash jokes? Why can't we SPELL OUT WHAT IT MEANS? Let's let the world be our judge: What's more embarassing: me somehow not knowing about this, or all of your secretive geeky snarky beating around the bush?

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 06:51:10 -0800

Hey billybob - there are no viruses on my link. It's an entertaining animation which explores the "AYBABTU" meme.

By: MUD

MUD — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 08:52:42 -0800

milkman: Why is it any more significant than a million other funny Flash jokes? Factor X. There was no real reason for it to be so spectacularly successful and that is precisely why it was so well loved... up to a point. Here's a MeFi thread from when the meme was still relatively young. The massive overexposure that followed has largely succeeded (as you note) in turning the whole thing into the meme that dare not speak its name.

By: BT

BT — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 11:15:05 -0800

Well put, MUD. All of this raises a question about Internet memes, and the fact that the term gained cultural traction during the rise of the Web: what if the whole phenomenon of the contentless meme (AYBABTU, Mahir, etc.) are fundamentally dependent on the newness of the medium -- I always thought that the appeal of AYBABTU was not merely its insideness, but the whole thrill of "spreading" this inside joke around the Web. (Note that while to many MeFites the Internet might seem plenty old as a concept by now, I still think of it as culturally "immature"). This is the kind of appeal that only comes with a medium that still feels new, experimental, and mysterious itself. It's like the business of sending people to that page with the what's-wrong-with-this picture joke -- such things are funny now because of the unfamiliarity of the technology: on some level most of us don't expect the picture to do anything but be a picture. How long will that last? I wonder if the fad for jokes, pranks, and the sense of "cool" that comes with these circulating memes will come in time to be seen as specific to the age of the Internet's infancy, the late 80s to the early Oughts. Once being "connected" via this medium is no more remarkable than watching television, perhaps the use of the medium's circulatory properties will no longer seem so fascinating.

By: billybob

billybob — Thu, 14 Mar 2002 13:35:19 -0800

ok miguel....i must be more trusting. have to make that a new year resolution....thanks, billybob.