Snow and Seals

December 17, 2015 3:53 AM

What do polar bears dream of? [slyt]
posted by ellieBOA (7 comments total)

electric seals?

also: the SOUNDS! the TONGUE!!! the little murder death paws!! awwhahah
posted by suddenly, and without warning, at 6:21 AM on December 17, 2015 [4 favorites]

dreaming that she's with her mother, maybe
posted by mmiddle at 6:44 AM on December 17, 2015

That is a very derpy tongue.
posted by scalefree at 6:48 AM on December 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

And fat belly.
posted by Bee'sWing at 8:00 AM on December 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

Dreaming of nursing, from the look of things
posted by zia at 8:02 AM on December 17, 2015

Holy crap! 4 pounds! Wikipedia tells me that an adult female will range from 350 to 750 pounds, so that's a pretty enormous growth curve.
posted by uberchet at 8:08 AM on December 17, 2015

Columbus zoo is rearing the cub after her mother rejected her.
posted by fricto at 12:28 PM on December 17, 2015 [1 favorite]