The Tucked Pies
January 13, 2016 1:53 PM Subscribe
I have never hated anyone in my life except the next guy.. @Sad_Tree tells a story about a regular customer at a pizza place. (Single link Twitter thread)
This post was deleted for the following reason: I'm not sure the "man is casually bad at pizza" payoff here is really worth the Twitter's-self-inflicted-presentation-horror trouble of trying to read through it, front-page-post-wise. -- cortex
could someone storify this, pretty please
posted by and they trembled before her fury at 2:01 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by and they trembled before her fury at 2:01 PM on January 13, 2016
I have to assume this was just one strategic component of a campaign of extended psychological warfare against his family on Smith's part.
posted by invitapriore at 2:02 PM on January 13, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by invitapriore at 2:02 PM on January 13, 2016 [1 favorite]
congrats twitter on your shitty ui shitting up a story
seriously i hope you burn
i cant even
posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:02 PM on January 13, 2016 [1 favorite]
seriously i hope you burn
i cant even
posted by Foci for Analysis at 2:02 PM on January 13, 2016 [1 favorite]
man, if you did this at my old favorite pizza place you would get your car keyed, bare minimum. maybe get your tires slashed.
posted by murphy slaw at 2:02 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by murphy slaw at 2:02 PM on January 13, 2016
Go to the last Tweet and scroll up is probably the easiest way to view something like this.
posted by kmz at 2:06 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by kmz at 2:06 PM on January 13, 2016
I shudder to imagine what Jon Stewart's response would be to such a travesty!
posted by supermedusa at 2:07 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by supermedusa at 2:07 PM on January 13, 2016
Christ, what an asshole.
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:08 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:08 PM on January 13, 2016
Halloween Jack: "Christ, what an asshole."
I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
posted by boo_radley at 2:12 PM on January 13, 2016 [3 favorites]
I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
posted by boo_radley at 2:12 PM on January 13, 2016 [3 favorites]
A month from now I'm having my annual pizza week - which is, as you can guess, a week where I have a pizza every day.
Naturally, it is also the best week of the year, and something I look forward to more than my birthday or Christmas or anything.
So don't tell me about pizza-tucking pizza haters... I refuse to believe in their existence.
posted by bigendian at 2:12 PM on January 13, 2016
Naturally, it is also the best week of the year, and something I look forward to more than my birthday or Christmas or anything.
So don't tell me about pizza-tucking pizza haters... I refuse to believe in their existence.
posted by bigendian at 2:12 PM on January 13, 2016
Storified
Not sure why I'm reading this. It doesn't have any of the intrigue of Zola.
posted by msbutah at 2:15 PM on January 13, 2016 [2 favorites]
Not sure why I'm reading this. It doesn't have any of the intrigue of Zola.
posted by msbutah at 2:15 PM on January 13, 2016 [2 favorites]
Um.
Why is this supposed to be upsetting?
I honestly do not understand.
posted by kyrademon at 2:16 PM on January 13, 2016
Why is this supposed to be upsetting?
I honestly do not understand.
posted by kyrademon at 2:16 PM on January 13, 2016
Let me guess; his family were kept captive in a soundproof basement, where complaints about ruined pizza would have been the least of their problems...
posted by acb at 2:17 PM on January 13, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by acb at 2:17 PM on January 13, 2016 [1 favorite]
kyrademon a fresh hot pie is a volatile thing. tucking will cause all the cheese to slide off and pool at the bottom and probably cause the crust to sag and wrinkle. any toppings will go with the cheese to an ignominious grave at the bottom of the box. there is no fixing that.
posted by supermedusa at 2:18 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by supermedusa at 2:18 PM on January 13, 2016
Yeah, the end result is, like, a pizza vivisection. *shudder* I'm sure it tasted as good, but man, I would have gotten fired *so fast* if I did that even once as a delivery driver.
posted by restless_nomad at 2:20 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by restless_nomad at 2:20 PM on January 13, 2016
It's like when I go for a coffee and my wife asks me to pick her up a chai latte, but you know, I don't drink chai lattes so I just pour it in a old plastic grocery bag and bring it home to her, because fuck people who like things I don't
posted by Hoopo at 2:21 PM on January 13, 2016
posted by Hoopo at 2:21 PM on January 13, 2016
A month from now I'm having my annual pizza week - which is, as you can guess, a week where I have a pizza every day.
That's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard in my life. Please tell me you get a different source/style of pizza each day and that it is pizza for all three meals. OMG, if the food network did pizza week like Discovery does shark week, I would get cable and watch the food network.
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 2:21 PM on January 13, 2016
That's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard in my life. Please tell me you get a different source/style of pizza each day and that it is pizza for all three meals. OMG, if the food network did pizza week like Discovery does shark week, I would get cable and watch the food network.
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 2:21 PM on January 13, 2016
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