If you hate posts about tiny little bunnies you'll really hate this one!

January 29, 2016 7:14 AM

Rabbit Female Wearing Ladies Dress Walking And Jumping , Drinking Milk From Injection Nipple. [SLYT]
Does what it says on the fuzzy wuzzy tin.
posted by Room 641-A (23 comments total)

My two-year old niece's hot take: "He's dressed up like a princess! He goes hop hop!"
posted by Ian A.T. at 7:22 AM on January 29, 2016 [12 favorites]

If you hate posts about tiny little bunnies you are BANISHED FROM METAFILTER FOREVER you monsters
posted by poffin boffin at 7:23 AM on January 29, 2016 [6 favorites]

Now this is punk.
posted by Bob Regular at 7:26 AM on January 29, 2016 [5 favorites]

Kind of adorable for something that sounds like a weird fetish.
posted by Artw at 7:27 AM on January 29, 2016 [13 favorites]

Now this is punk.

"When I was pondering a good goth name for myself, I paged through my reference books on death and dying, looking for something gruesome. But nothing felt right. Maybe it's because I came of age in the '80s and I've seen Blue Velvet too many times, but to me, the really frightening stuff has nothing to do with ravens and rats. The truly sordid has a sunny, WASP-y glow. Therefore, I tell them, the most perverse name I can think of is "Becky.""
posted by leotrotsky at 7:36 AM on January 29, 2016 [5 favorites]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
posted by Kitteh at 7:37 AM on January 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

"Injection Nipple" is possibly the worst phrase I've ever read. What the heck is wrong with "syringe"?
posted by Rock Steady at 7:41 AM on January 29, 2016 [7 favorites]

It's all fun and games until the rabbit lets its nails grow.
posted by Scram at 7:50 AM on January 29, 2016

Hand feeding rabbits is a nightmare. I am always in awe of people who can make it work because I've never been successful and it's really caused me some heartache.
posted by Marinara at 7:57 AM on January 29, 2016

It's all fun and games until the rabbit lets its nails grow.

"Curse this frictionless floor!"
posted by leotrotsky at 7:58 AM on January 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

I wonder if pink was the best color choice. I think a dark blue would have brought the bunnie's eyes out more.
posted by Atreides at 8:08 AM on January 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

I'm sure her agent was on the phone moments after it went on air, screaming at the wardrobe department.
posted by Sangermaine at 8:30 AM on January 29, 2016

Well, that's just terrifying.


/Anya
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 9:50 AM on January 29, 2016 [7 favorites]

I completely mis-parsed the linked sentence, and wound up slightly disappointed but also quite relieved.
posted by Solomon at 10:12 AM on January 29, 2016 [2 favorites]

That was so sweet I think I just got diabeetus.
posted by MikeMc at 10:26 AM on January 29, 2016

"Injection Nipple" is possibly the worst phrase I've ever read.

But a great band name.
posted by sutt at 10:35 AM on January 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

Here's my thought process while reading this post, before clicking the link:

Rabbit Female

A little offputting, but I'm with you so far, a female rabbit

Wearing Ladies Dress

Here it starts to get weird. I'm imagining a dress made of human women. Tiny dolls? Not sure.

Walking And Jumping

Okay.

Drinking Milk From Injection Nipple.

This sounds like some kind of heavy industrial fetish object. I am re-evaluating my assessment that this is actually a rabbit and not a "rabbit female" - some kind of petplay situation.

[SLYT]

not [NSFW]?

Does what it says on the fuzzy wuzzy tin.

I am afeared.
posted by vibratory manner of working at 11:05 AM on January 29, 2016 [5 favorites]

To me, "syringe" is a more off-putting word than "moist". But then, when you combine the off-putting-ness of the words "injection" and "nipple", that scores higher than Tom Brady with a limp football (which you have to admit IS a very off-putting phrase, unless you're the Denver Broncos).

Then again, you don't have to be a Rabbit Female to be Wearing Ladies Dress, as Bugs Bunny has proven again and again.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:34 AM on January 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

I am afeared.

That makes two of us now.
posted by Room 641-A at 12:11 PM on January 29, 2016

I couldn't think of a worse Next Up Autoplay than How To Prepare And Cook A Rabbit. Field To Fork., complete with a opening still of skinned, cleaned rabbits. GAH.

Way to kill the mood, Youtube.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 1:08 PM on January 29, 2016 [5 favorites]

Bunst of the Web
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:17 PM on January 29, 2016

White Rabbit, Female Rabbit, Small Rabbit, Indian Rabbit, Rabbit Drinking, Rabbit Eating, Rabbit Walking, Rabbit Jumping

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
posted by Spatch at 8:26 PM on January 29, 2016

Way to kill the mood, Youtube.

I love that you included the link!
posted by Room 641-A at 9:51 PM on January 29, 2016