March 22, 2002
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Why kill for the meat when you can grow it! Scientists have successfully grown fish meat chunks in a laboratory as a viable protein source during long space flights. Soon we could all be eating fresh meat without killing fish, cows, pigs or sheep!
posted by Lanternjmk (21 comments total)

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I've been salivating over the thought of lab-grown fish since yesterday!
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:11 AM on March 22, 2002


This same story made me ill a few days ago.
posted by ColdChef at 7:13 AM on March 22, 2002


Jinx!
posted by ColdChef at 7:14 AM on March 22, 2002


I wish for spurting blood. Please provide.

(imagine gothy font)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:35 AM on March 22, 2002


Yay, Animal 57.
posted by darukaru at 7:41 AM on March 22, 2002


Why search for previous posts when you can just post them again!

*sorry. i have been guilty of it myself*
posted by adampsyche at 7:45 AM on March 22, 2002


Can we grow the meat and then kill it?
*%&&^*)
I'm sorry, I got up to send a fax and Ted Nugent slipped in and took control of my workstation.
posted by luser at 7:49 AM on March 22, 2002


And on the eighth day, he created meat. And on the ninth day, he created meat.
posted by rocketman at 7:52 AM on March 22, 2002


sick smell, stomach cramps
the burps rise up in my throat
I'm spewing fish chunks
posted by ColdChef at 8:01 AM on March 22, 2002


Fish cakes
Fish cakes
Lemon flavored fish cakes
Fish cakes
Fish cakes
Delete them up, yum
posted by dhartung at 8:06 AM on March 22, 2002


floating hunks of meat
calf serum is nourishing
science marches on
posted by starvingartist at 8:08 AM on March 22, 2002


coldchef that is technicolor haiku.
posted by luser at 8:22 AM on March 22, 2002


Yum. Calf-fetus soup.
Doctors play Betty Crocker
More Soylent Green, Mom!
posted by ColdChef at 8:24 AM on March 22, 2002


here they come!
*whistles "The March of the ColdChef Haikus"*
posted by Dean King at 8:27 AM on March 22, 2002


Pregnant cows relax
"Thank gods we'll not be slaughtered.
...Hey, what's with the tube?..."
posted by ColdChef at 8:31 AM on March 22, 2002


Floating out in space
"Smells good, Bob. What's for dinner?"
You don't want to know
posted by ColdChef at 8:33 AM on March 22, 2002


Mrs. Paul's secret
Why so glum? Don't like the chum?
Much worse than fishsticks
posted by ColdChef at 8:37 AM on March 22, 2002


I don't like haiku
It promises more than it
ever delivers
posted by Outlawyr at 8:39 AM on March 22, 2002


putrid semi meat
what is this? a science lab?
nope, it's McDonald's.
posted by ColdChef at 8:46 AM on March 22, 2002


space food is torture
that's all we ate at Space Camp™
yes, I am a dork
posted by ColdChef at 8:51 AM on March 22, 2002


manufactured foods
i'm close to going vegan
want some fries with that?
posted by ColdChef at 8:56 AM on March 22, 2002


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