Mmmm butter
March 3, 2016 8:45 AM Subscribe
Ever gazed longingly at a stick of butter and thought, "If only I could instantaneously transform that cold hunk of dairy into a gorgeous mist of warm buttery goodness?"
This post was deleted for the following reason: I hate to take this down, but better to wait until the Kickstarter is closed to post it. Although "hurf durf butter heater", A+++ joke. -- LobsterMitten
"...your desire to pay is probably directly related to your level of passion for butter."
Yep.
posted by Stewriffic at 8:57 AM on March 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
Yep.
posted by Stewriffic at 8:57 AM on March 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
hurf durf butter heater
posted by zamboni at 8:57 AM on March 3, 2016 [7 favorites]
posted by zamboni at 8:57 AM on March 3, 2016 [7 favorites]
Ever gazed longingly at a stick of butter
*nods*
Of course. Go on.
and thought, "If only I could instantaneously transform that cold hunk of dairy into a gorgeous mist of warm buttery goodness?"
*puts up hand in a halting gesture*
Why a mist when you can have a torrent or slab, really?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:58 AM on March 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
*nods*
Of course. Go on.
and thought, "If only I could instantaneously transform that cold hunk of dairy into a gorgeous mist of warm buttery goodness?"
*puts up hand in a halting gesture*
Why a mist when you can have a torrent or slab, really?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:58 AM on March 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
Or you could just act like a sane person and keep the butter on the counter as God intended. Ten seconds to melt, and spray bottles are cheap as.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 9:00 AM on March 3, 2016
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 9:00 AM on March 3, 2016
On the counter? Doesn't this mean instant death or have I been reading AskMe wrong?
posted by Dr Dracator at 9:02 AM on March 3, 2016
posted by Dr Dracator at 9:02 AM on March 3, 2016
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