"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. "
Attributed to John Barrymore. posted by emf at 3:10 AM on March 25, 2002
If it's the two nuns in a bath joke I'm thinking of, it's one of my favourites - almost moreso because I know someone who once entirely misheard it as;
There were two nuns in a bar and one says to the other, "Where's the Pope?"......
and still thought it was riotously funny.
Agree with you about Life of Brian: "He's not The Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!"
Cue Python quotations.... posted by jonpollard at 3:16 AM on March 25, 2002
"Where's the Pope? - Yes it does, doesn't it."
That's much better posted by zimbobzim at 3:56 AM on March 25, 2002
[this is work safe] or [this is not work safe]? posted by SpecialK at 7:57 AM on March 25, 2002
That reminds me. Friday is Good Friday and therefore time for our annual household viewing of life of Brian. posted by shagoth at 8:23 AM on March 25, 2002
I don't know the one about two nuns in a bath. Can anyone repeat it here please?
I'm a bit ashamed of the most horrible religious joke I know, but if you want it, email me and I'll tell you. posted by verso at 11:04 AM on March 26, 2002
Two nuns in the bath.
One says where's the soap
The other answers: Yes it does, doesn't it.
It depends how you say it. posted by zimbobzim at 2:25 PM on March 26, 2002
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Attributed to John Barrymore.
posted by emf at 3:10 AM on March 25, 2002