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Straight Outta Euclid EUCLID, Ohio -- A Euclid man faces charges that accuse him of egging a former neighbor's house more than 100 times in a single year.
What's going on in Ohio?
This post was deleted for the following reason: I feel like this story needs to incubate a bit more before it'll be worth a post. -- cortex
False advertising! I don't see a single axiom or postulate in this entire post.
posted by selfnoise at 10:51 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by selfnoise at 10:51 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
in other breaking news, elvis is alive and working at a burger king in kansas, and DNA tests prove conclusively that ted cruz is the illegitimate love child of the alien xenu and elizabeth taylor.
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 10:52 AM on March 18, 2016
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 10:52 AM on March 18, 2016
Meh, he's no Florida Man now is he?
posted by tommasz at 10:52 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by tommasz at 10:52 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
What's going on in Ohio?
Well, this must be a one-off. I don't think there could possibly be anything especially odd about Ohio, much less Euclid, Ohio. Let me do a quick news search.
Thieves steal $50K worth of hair weaves from Euclid beauty salon
Teens arrested after South Euclid library 'meltdown': That teen, a boy, 17, was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police cruiser. Police say he had knocked over a book display, kicked over a stanchion and threatened to beat up the library staff in the parking lot when they left the library after work to go home.
Ohio mom spends $500,000 on surgeries to look like Barbie
Ohio man has Trump tattooed on his arm
The apocalypse is beginning in Ohio.
posted by maxsparber at 10:56 AM on March 18, 2016 [4 favorites]
Well, this must be a one-off. I don't think there could possibly be anything especially odd about Ohio, much less Euclid, Ohio. Let me do a quick news search.
Thieves steal $50K worth of hair weaves from Euclid beauty salon
Teens arrested after South Euclid library 'meltdown': That teen, a boy, 17, was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police cruiser. Police say he had knocked over a book display, kicked over a stanchion and threatened to beat up the library staff in the parking lot when they left the library after work to go home.
Ohio mom spends $500,000 on surgeries to look like Barbie
Ohio man has Trump tattooed on his arm
The apocalypse is beginning in Ohio.
posted by maxsparber at 10:56 AM on March 18, 2016 [4 favorites]
It look a bunch of hard boiled detectives to crack this case.
posted by gwint at 10:56 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by gwint at 10:56 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
Denature of this case is that the guy was extremely ova-confident. He printed out photos of each successful egging and the police found the albumin his house.
posted by XMLicious at 10:57 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by XMLicious at 10:57 AM on March 18, 2016 [1 favorite]
Round up the usual suspeggs.
posted by a lungful of dragon at 10:59 AM on March 18, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by a lungful of dragon at 10:59 AM on March 18, 2016 [2 favorites]
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