A loaf of Dad, a Jug of Vine

March 23, 2016 5:49 PM

Duane Roelands has made 200 vines of the best jokes ever. (single link vine.. links. via mefightclub)
posted by curious nu (21 comments total)

Picture every award ever. Now picture given them to this guy. An oscar, the heisman, that thing they get at the end of Mario Cart. Everything. This guy wins fucking everything.
posted by GuyZero at 6:02 PM on March 23, 2016 [8 favorites]

A+ would shake my head again
posted by starman at 6:05 PM on March 23, 2016 [9 favorites]

200*6/60=20 minutes. Or about your average cartoon.
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 6:08 PM on March 23, 2016

I laughed way too much.

Hi, I'm Greg_Ace and I am a Dad.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:21 PM on March 23, 2016 [11 favorites]

MeFi's Ow—oh.
posted by carsonb at 6:32 PM on March 23, 2016 [3 favorites]

These are just terrible enough to keep me scrolling down.
posted by carter at 6:34 PM on March 23, 2016

The drummer one, though ...
posted by carter at 6:42 PM on March 23, 2016

Should there be sound or is lipreading needed? (vine virgin here)
posted by anadem at 6:44 PM on March 23, 2016 [2 favorites]

I laughed at wookiee sandwich
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 6:49 PM on March 23, 2016

There's a speaker icon in top left corner.
posted by carter at 6:49 PM on March 23, 2016 [1 favorite]

The control freak knock-knock joke is my favorite so far.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 6:50 PM on March 23, 2016 [1 favorite]

also if you click the TV-with-the-Play icon (left of the screen), it will play all the vines sequentially from the place where you clicked
posted by bitteroldman at 6:56 PM on March 23, 2016 [2 favorites]

Firefox crash to desktop. That's pretty rare.
posted by Trochanter at 6:59 PM on March 23, 2016

my favourite
posted by cacofonie at 8:11 PM on March 23, 2016 [2 favorites]

i've made a lot of these jokes. am I secretly a dad?
posted by larthegreat at 8:18 PM on March 23, 2016 [1 favorite]

So he wasn't MeFi's Own, only MeFi's Rental.

One of the jokes matched one I'd recently seen on an 'internet famous' funny message sign. Congrats, DW, you were first to Make America Grate.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:22 PM on March 23, 2016

i've made a lot of these jokes. am I secretly a dad?

"Secretly"? No.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:53 PM on March 23, 2016

Someone please tell me the song hook on "Things Not To Say In The Interview, part 4." before I listen to literally every Offspring song on YouTube because if it's not them I'm going to be up all night.
posted by Space Coyote at 8:56 PM on March 23, 2016

Corduroy Pillows! #1 on a very Web1.0 site's list of Bad Jokes! (so appropriately)

And the joke about Recipes and Science Fiction? So 'twenty minutes into the future'!
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:40 AM on March 24, 2016

These are funny and he seems cool and it's too bad he left.
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 5:27 AM on March 24, 2016

I woke up and realized the song I was trying to identify is Anthrax - Got the Time.

Carry on.
posted by Space Coyote at 11:46 AM on March 24, 2016