wiggly jiggly doggy butt
March 27, 2016 6:08 PM   Subscribe

This dog uses 137 muscles to aww you with its cute butt.
posted by Foci for Analysis (28 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
 
top comment from imgur user MightyAbortionPowerRanger:

"dat flooflebutt"
posted by 7 Minutes of Madness at 6:14 PM on March 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Not to put a damper on our fun here, but that looks like hip dysplasia. Healthy dogs don't walk like that.
posted by mhoye at 6:21 PM on March 27, 2016 [2 favorites]


Gaaah corgibloomers
posted by notquitemaryann at 6:22 PM on March 27, 2016


Am i on reddit now?
posted by falsedmitri at 6:24 PM on March 27, 2016 [5 favorites]


if you ruin corgi butts for me i will not forgive
posted by Foci for Analysis at 6:25 PM on March 27, 2016 [3 favorites]


Don't dogs typically have tails?
posted by hippybear at 6:30 PM on March 27, 2016


dat but doe
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 6:50 PM on March 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


that right there is the perfect example of a badonkadonk
posted by Hermione Granger at 7:00 PM on March 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


aw man, really, mhoye? sad face, earlier comment retracted and replaced with concern
posted by Hermione Granger at 7:01 PM on March 27, 2016


i had this toy fire truck when i was a kid

it was a ladder truck

it was so long that it had a little cab in the back with a big steering wheel so someone could steer the rear wheels when it turned

corgis are that fire truck
posted by indubitable at 7:03 PM on March 27, 2016 [4 favorites]


Corgi butt.
posted by zennie at 7:14 PM on March 27, 2016 [24 favorites]


oh my god zonnie you made my night
posted by Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival, The at 7:27 PM on March 27, 2016 [1 favorite]


Something about the shading on der floofen's ass reminds me of an Olive Baboon's face. Corgis have a distinct waddle but I think this one has hip issues (arthritis or dysplasia.)
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 8:16 PM on March 27, 2016


Docking tails and cropping ears should be illegal. Tails and ears are dogs' primary modes of communication.
posted by anadem at 8:21 PM on March 27, 2016 [8 favorites]


Needs a tribal tattoo stenciled above the thong
posted by rhizome at 8:46 PM on March 27, 2016 [1 favorite]




The pembroke breed does carry a bobtail gene, so there's no way of knowing whether this particular corgi is docked or a bobtail. I've no idea about its incidence though.

Fun facts: the bobtail gene in pembrokes (and vallhunds!) is dominant but inheriting two copies of it seems to be lethal in utero, so if you meet a naturally bobtailed pembroke or vallhund (or other breeds with the same mutation), you can get down on a knee and say "Who's heterozygous for a C189G mutation? Who's only got one copy of that gene?" while you scrobble it behind the ears.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:51 PM on March 27, 2016 [31 favorites]


My Pyrenees has the same "badohnkadonk" gait, now I'm worried about him having hip dysplasia. Ah roo.
posted by WalkerWestridge at 9:56 PM on March 27, 2016


Corgi butts are the best butts.
posted by jrochest at 12:04 AM on March 28, 2016


i think you guys mean barkdonkadonk

we also would have accepted badonkadog
posted by secret about box at 4:13 AM on March 28, 2016 [8 favorites]


I say the same thing about that dog as I say about my cat: With solid floof from tail to toe, they must have gone on a mining expedition to determine its sex.

The only reason I know my cat is male is because the shelter said so on his papers. I'm just taking their word for it.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 7:23 AM on March 28, 2016


Corgis seldom have an intact tail.

The tail can be missing because it is naturally docked, surgically docked, or has been wagged off.
posted by BlueHorse at 8:13 AM on March 28, 2016


Don't dogs typically have tails?

And buttholes?
posted by glhaynes at 9:26 AM on March 28, 2016


The little blobs they have provide the great service of being modesty-flaps. Glancing, it looks like pembrokes with tails often have spitz tails, in which case let me assure you that you would be well-acquainted with its butthole.

Also bitches in heat like to basically stare at you with their vulvas. Giant, wibbly, swollen vulvas, quivering gelatinously at you like the Eye of Sauron imagined by Lovecraft. You may wonder, does it go back to normal when the heat cycle ends? *bitter laughter*
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:59 AM on March 28, 2016 [1 favorite]


Holy fuck ROU. I was pleasantly reading along and then BAM: wibbly vulva.


GAH!!!!!!!!!¡!!!
posted by futz at 10:22 AM on March 28, 2016 [1 favorite]


Cannot unsee!

I am dying of laughter and squicking out hard at the same time.

gaaaaaaaaahhh! Need mind bleach!

Fucker.
posted by futz at 10:27 AM on March 28, 2016


Assuming that dog is healthy and happy...thank you. I needed that.
posted by Ruthless Bunny at 9:54 AM on March 29, 2016


Oh please, when you own a spitz breed, looking at, thinking about, and talking about the dog's anus is routine after about a week.

That big, bushy, adorable tail curls right up over their back whenever they're happy or excited or pooping or getting ready to poop or GODDAMIT DOG I CAN SEE THE POOP ACTIVILY COMING OUT OF YOUR POOP HOLE! ANY PLACE IS FINE JUST STOP WASTING TIME AND POOP ALREADY!

Akitas, like mine, tend to be fastidious by nature. Usually this means that she is like a cat in the amount of time spent cleaning herself and that's great. But it also means that she is kind of particular about where she poops. It has to be far enough away and then meeting some other group of criteria that, if her behavior is any indicator, is VERY specific and detailed.

FWIW, she will also wiggle her floofy butt when she is really excited like it's an extension of her tail. Combined with walking, it looks almost exactly the same as this Corgi's waddle. I KNOW my dog's hips are healthy (often an issue with large dogs) and between it being a smaller dog and a breed with stubby legs, I think that dog's hips are just fine.
posted by VTX at 12:24 PM on March 29, 2016 [1 favorite]


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