F.B.I. Recruitment comes to Kindergarten?
March 28, 2002 9:37 AM   Subscribe

F.B.I. Recruitment comes to Kindergarten? What's going through the minds of the Kiddie Propaganda P.R. Team? Be afraid, be very afraid.
posted by curiousg (7 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
I don't know. Maybe the fact that they get a ton of letters from schoolkids each year and now they have a place they can point kids to for answers?

That or they're trying to abduct kids at an early age to breed a race of black helicopter pilots. One or the other.
posted by yerfatma at 10:00 AM on March 28, 2002


As of today, my kid wants to be a pirate, a policeman and a daddy. He's already achieved his goal of being Buzz Lightyear. He may want to be an FBI agent next week.

What's da big deal here?
posted by groundhog at 10:06 AM on March 28, 2002


Creep factor = 7.
posted by Hugh2d2 at 10:23 AM on March 28, 2002


Hey, so does FBI employee Maureen have a moustache or what? There are three lines underneath her nose... a chin dimple, her mouth, and that big thing on top. (See the close-up shot.) She even has an Adam's Apple! Ummm, I think Maureen is really Maurice.
posted by fleener at 10:28 AM on March 28, 2002


Ummm, I think Maureen is really Maurice.

I'm shocked, shocked that there might be cross-dressing in the FBI.
posted by yerfatma at 10:34 AM on March 28, 2002


Way back in '97, when I worked at the Bureau of Labor Statistics, word came down that every Federal agency had to have a kids' page. So we threw one together in about a month. Lame shit, but I'd bet the FBI's page is related to that mandate.
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:29 PM on March 28, 2002


What's amazing is that the BLS page hasn't changed in 5 years.
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:30 PM on March 28, 2002


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