I, personally, do not care for apples. But I like you just fine.

April 29, 2016 11:30 AM

I love you like a fat lady loves apples.
posted by phunniemee (29 comments total)

Well, that was weird.
posted by valkane at 11:36 AM on April 29, 2016 [2 favorites]

tw: amateurish "experimental" music
posted by kozad at 11:39 AM on April 29, 2016 [3 favorites]

So how do I throw the apple behind the lady to stop the knife from "popping" her and shrinking her again?

Also was hoping I could grab the leg that kicks the apples in, no luck so far.
posted by deadaluspark at 11:44 AM on April 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

how did they pick up the apple core i dropped on the floor

what witchcraft is this
posted by beerperson at 11:50 AM on April 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

Tried to stuff some apples into her ears. No success.
posted by Namlit at 11:51 AM on April 29, 2016

Yay!
posted by benito.strauss at 11:53 AM on April 29, 2016

Strangely addictive. Perhaps because I am a fat lady who loves apples...hmmm?
posted by agatha_magatha at 11:53 AM on April 29, 2016 [3 favorites]

Life is giving her apples! She should be making applesauce!
posted by MonkeyToes at 12:04 PM on April 29, 2016 [2 favorites]

One of those was definitely a persimmon. This site is bullshit.
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:05 PM on April 29, 2016 [2 favorites]

Has anyone figured out how to get past the painted door?
posted by grumpybear69 at 12:18 PM on April 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

grumpybear69: The key is under the leftmost flowerpot in the garden area. Use the combination you found on the wall behind the painting of the lighthouse.
posted by beerperson at 12:20 PM on April 29, 2016 [8 favorites]

The only thing I seem to be able to do is flip her right arm about... nothing else to do, nothing else is happening. Tried clicking everywhere and tried the keyboard as well, what's the trick?
posted by cilantro at 12:21 PM on April 29, 2016

cilantro, you just have to be really hungry for apples.
posted by zutalors! at 12:36 PM on April 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

"amateurish "experimental" music

How can you tell the difference between "amateurish" experimental music and professional experimental music? (I actually like this soundtrack and think it's perfectly appropriate.)
posted by Modest House at 12:52 PM on April 29, 2016 [2 favorites]

Ok, I got her stabbed in the back twice and then the apples just kept coming. I quit. What should I have been looking for?
posted by Hactar at 1:00 PM on April 29, 2016

I like the part where the iguana jumped out.
posted by Splunge at 1:03 PM on April 29, 2016 [2 favorites]

Regarding the music: just my opinion. The pianist running his fingernail up and down the keyboard is a pretty amateurish move, IMO. The violinist can't stop her classical training from producing conventional harmony now and then. The random notes with silence in between is not exactly amateurish, but it's a pretty easy way to signal "this is experimental music."
posted by kozad at 1:03 PM on April 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

Things got very different for me when I maximized the window, cilantro.
posted by sparklemotion at 1:10 PM on April 29, 2016

Frog Fractions 2?
posted by 256 at 1:21 PM on April 29, 2016

I spent 10 minutes trying to toss apples up in the air and catching them. About half of them, when I miss, fall on her boobs and bounce far away. I find myself wondering if women with large breasts have this trouble with tossing and catching apples.

It's slightly easier to toss a core up and catch it for some reason.
posted by numaner at 2:16 PM on April 29, 2016 [1 favorite]

It's just a Get Adobe Flash Player link?
posted by Roger Dodger at 2:21 PM on April 29, 2016 [4 favorites]

amazing synchronicity my firstborn is named Fishnet Applekicker
posted by cmoj at 2:37 PM on April 29, 2016 [3 favorites]

getting pretty good at throwing the apple at Legs McGillicuddy. I like to think she's annoyed.
posted by skippyhacker at 3:13 PM on April 29, 2016

Not past the point where she gropes herself.

::::looks around:::::

There's a core in the picture?
posted by datawrangler at 5:02 PM on April 29, 2016

I'm going to have nightmares about a kicking leg I can't catch.
posted by datawrangler at 5:18 PM on April 29, 2016

Reminded me of Toulouse Lautrec line drawings. And fun to play.
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 8:00 PM on April 29, 2016

amazing synchronicity my firstborn is named Get Adobe Flash Player
posted by oulipian at 3:45 AM on April 30, 2016

here's a video that's supposed to show what it's supposed to do, for those who cannot make it do anything.

the music is by ensemble pamplemousse, btw.

the rest by geoffrey lillemon and some random dutch hipsters.
posted by effbot at 12:36 PM on April 30, 2016

Why do I love this? I'm so confused.
posted by pie_seven at 6:35 PM on April 30, 2016