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Post number 15994

i_am_joe's_spleen — Mon, 01 Apr 2002 18:03:27 -0800

Elvis: a sign of the coming of the Messianic Age? Yup, Elvis Memphimus Rex Rocandrollus. He has his own shrine in Jerusalem. And now Schmelvis resurrects the King. (Not to be confused with Schelvis , though, a tasty treat of a different order).

By: skwm

skwm — Mon, 01 Apr 2002 19:25:11 -0800

And of course, we can't forge Extreme Elvis (note: not for the faint of heart)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 01 Apr 2002 20:10:19 -0800

Shmelvis, hah? What could be bad? I mean we've already got El Vez.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Mon, 01 Apr 2002 20:12:14 -0800

Elvis: He Da Mensch. And his middle name was Aaron. Conspiracy theorize that for awhile...

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 01 Apr 2002 20:15:23 -0800

Conspiracy theorize that for awhile... You mean to say this is what the King has been up to since he "died"? The mind boggles...

By: y2karl

y2karl — Mon, 01 Apr 2002 21:18:09 -0800

By: raysmj

raysmj — Mon, 01 Apr 2002 22:42:31 -0800

y2karl: But he wasn't born an "Aaron."

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Tue, 02 Apr 2002 03:24:20 -0800

Elvis is everywhere, man! He's in everything He's in everybody... Elvis is in your jeans He's in your cheesburgers Elvis is in Nutty Buddies! Elvis is in your mom! He's in everybody He's in the young, the old the fat, the skinny the white, the black the brown and the blue people got Elvis in 'em too Elvis is in everybody out there Everybody's got Elvis in them! Everybody except one person that is... Yeah, one person! The evil opposite of Elvis The Anti-Elvis Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em Lemme tell ya Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him. -Mojo Nixon

By: jonmc

jonmc — Tue, 02 Apr 2002 08:18:26 -0800

Elvis is in your Winamp....he's in your browser....he's everywhere, man...

By: swell

swell — Tue, 02 Apr 2002 17:33:25 -0800

And there's always The 24-hour Church of Elvis in Portland, OR.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Tue, 02 Apr 2002 20:26:35 -0800

And Elvis so loved the world that he died, fat and bloated, in a bathroom. He very pointedly did not rise from the dead three days later, but was nonetheless seen across the world by various and sundry housewives...

By: y2karl

y2karl — Sun, 07 Apr 2002 21:30:37 -0800

Elvis in the machine, too...