April 4, 2002

11:42 AM

A soundtrack to MTV's The Osbournesis in the making starting with this...Ozzy Osbourne's youngest daughter, Kelly Osbourne, will sing Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach," with Incubus guitarist Mike Einzinger and drummer Jose Pasillas as her backing band.What other songs would you put on there?
posted by BarneyFifesBullet (16 comments total)

I tell ya, the Osbornes is the best show on cable right now.

Until the Soprano's starts up again.
posted by DragonBoy at 12:00 PM on April 4, 2002

hehheh one of the kids should really do 'suicide solution.'
posted by aenemated at 12:03 PM on April 4, 2002

Ozzy should cover "Three Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed". No reason, other than it would be cool to hear...
posted by byort at 12:13 PM on April 4, 2002

A cover of John Cage's 4'33", repeated 16 times in a row. Or, in the case of an extended 80 minute disc, 17.
posted by skwm at 12:25 PM on April 4, 2002

> What other songs would you put on there?

Teen Angel
posted by jfuller at 12:42 PM on April 4, 2002

How 'bout Ozzy doing a Tom Waits cover -- maybe What's He Building in There?.
posted by glennie at 1:20 PM on April 4, 2002

song referenced above
posted by glennie at 1:25 PM on April 4, 2002

damn
posted by glennie at 1:26 PM on April 4, 2002

Antonio Vivaldi's Juditha Triumphans II, 9th
posted by geoff. at 2:07 PM on April 4, 2002

I'd vote for Ozzy doing a spoken-word track, such as a choice reading from Joyce's "Finnegan's Wake."
posted by misterioso at 2:28 PM on April 4, 2002

Funnier to make him do Proust.
posted by vbfg at 2:48 PM on April 4, 2002

sympathy for the devil
posted by tsarfan at 3:25 PM on April 4, 2002

Dead Kennedy's 'Too Drunk To Fuck'!
posted by skinsuit at 4:56 PM on April 4, 2002

Ozzy's kids doing a duo version of Sam Cooke's "You Send Me"

And their mom....YEOW!
posted by Settle at 7:15 PM on April 4, 2002

i'd like a techno remix featuring heavy sampling of sharon osborne saying: "martha stewart can lick my scrotum....do i have a scrotum?" from the most recent episode
posted by rorycberger at 7:41 PM on April 4, 2002

Man, last time I saw balls like that they were rolling behind Indiana Jones.
posted by NortonDC at 9:13 PM on April 4, 2002