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July 16, 2016 11:35 AM   Subscribe

It's like they know us. Relax on your pristine white couch and enjoy these realistic depictions of motherhood and parenting.
posted by filthy light thief (10 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: D'oh, sorry, looks like we've seen this pristine white couch before. -- LobsterMitten



 
The Wes Anderson Portrait Package

Like hell. All of them are facing in a slight angle.
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 12:54 PM on July 16, 2016


I love this summary:

Is the child still alive?

If yes, you're doing it right.
posted by MikeWarot at 1:15 PM on July 16, 2016 [1 favorite]


Wow this website is great, thanks for sharing. I love the one with the giant swan! Oh and owls are in. Haha.
posted by FireFountain at 1:23 PM on July 16, 2016


I lost it at the dad who lost his mind and is reading a Keurig manual. Great share.
posted by Fizz at 1:37 PM on July 16, 2016 [1 favorite]


The baby carrier that was compared to a purse was great.
posted by hippybear at 1:45 PM on July 16, 2016


I've forwarded this to two friends with young children, both of whom will no doubt have *plenty* of time to relax back and enjoy these realistic depictions with a peaceful smile and joy in their hearts as they lie back restfully in their pure white and soft pastel clothing as their children softly coo.

And why wouldn't they laugh, they with their new bodies, one of them with hemorrhoids the size of beagles, A Gift From Life itself, given her as she birthed one of her children who now wears the blindingly clean white clothing and coos.

Plus she of course now has plenty of time to enjoy with the children cooing in white clothing because the childrens father, after contemplating her new figure, has decided to spend his time with a younger, as yet childless woman he met at the beach. (I've looked closely for the photos depicting this possible piece of Motherhood but haven't yet seen them, no doubt they are deeper in the set.)
posted by dancestoblue at 1:45 PM on July 16, 2016


Double.
posted by The corpse in the library at 1:53 PM on July 16, 2016


Double.

From 2014. As a parent, I can reassure you that I've forgotten almost everything that happened two years ago, so this is refreshing new content for me.
posted by clawsoon at 1:57 PM on July 16, 2016 [8 favorites]


I can't even muster a smile. I understand how and why it's supposed to be funny...but right now motherhood and its expectations are just making me tired (and by tired I mean "ready to take a baseball bat and club everyone to death who participated in designing these ads".)
posted by Omnomnom at 2:11 PM on July 16, 2016


“Can you make it look like Moulin Rouge meets Pirates of the Caribbean meets Game of Thrones and then they all go shopping at a Hot Topic?”

“Okie dokie then.”


I... kind of wish this fashion trend would take off.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:15 PM on July 16, 2016 [2 favorites]


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