Iceberg, right ahead
August 12, 2016 6:48 AM   Subscribe



 


Is Kate Winslet a super model?
posted by srboisvert at 7:06 AM on August 12, 2016


There is NO QUESTION that Madeline was correct. How was there even a debate?????
posted by Dressed to Kill at 7:06 AM on August 12, 2016 [9 favorites]


More like, "why?"
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:16 AM on August 12, 2016 [1 favorite]


Because visualizing objects in 3 dimensional space isn't easy for everyone.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:18 AM on August 12, 2016 [1 favorite]


hmmm... interesting. (I'm loving Senior Week)
posted by drezdn at 7:29 AM on August 12, 2016


I thought that was James Cameron's hand.
posted by mochapickle at 7:42 AM on August 12, 2016 [5 favorites]


Also: it's "OICE BEURRRG, ROIGHT AH-EAD"
posted by Dressed to Kill at 7:59 AM on August 12, 2016 [7 favorites]


all the time, people are complaining about the ship, "oh, the ship sank", "oh, it was the sinking of the titanic" but nobody, no one ever gives a shit about the iceberg

what about the iceberg?
posted by pyramid termite at 8:33 AM on August 12, 2016 [8 favorites]


what about the iceberg?

Wired is on the case
posted by qxntpqbbbqxl at 8:37 AM on August 12, 2016 [6 favorites]


Because of course a sex scene in a fictional movie that has been edited shows the whole sex scene, including all of the changing of positions and whatnot. One moment follows another with no time elapsing in between.
posted by me3dia at 8:48 AM on August 12, 2016


There are more problems with that scene than just the sexy bits.
posted by Floydd at 8:57 AM on August 12, 2016 [2 favorites]


Really, without Bob Ballard's unmanned submersable, how will we ever know for sure?
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:54 AM on August 12, 2016 [2 favorites]


Because of course a sex scene in a fictional movie that has been edited shows the whole sex scene, including all of the changing of positions and whatnot. One moment follows another with no time elapsing in between.

If you're insinuating that people routinely changed positions back when my grandparents were teenagers, I can only say "LALALAfingersinmyearsnotlisteningLALALA!"
posted by straight at 10:04 AM on August 12, 2016 [6 favorites]


This is the kind of thing that makes me love Gawker media in spite of everything.
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:35 PM on August 12, 2016 [3 favorites]


They didn't really dive deep. Mythbusters would have rented that model of vintage car and had the two guys try getting into various positions.
posted by w0mbat at 3:01 PM on August 12, 2016 [9 favorites]


All I've learnt from this is that apparently several of jezebel's writers suffer from a difficulty telling left from right and/or a terrible deficit of arm joints.
posted by lucidium at 3:36 PM on August 12, 2016


You can have sex in a lot less space than that, just sayin'
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 10:11 PM on August 12, 2016


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