Nobody came to my Winter Solstice party

April 7, 2002 9:23 PM

Nobody came to my Winter Solstice party I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
via the most amazing thing I have ever found on the internet, without exception, the spectacular, hilarious, awe-inspiring, truly monumental, brilliant and moving Leisuretown
posted by Settle (21 comments total)

Besides metafilter, of course.
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posted by Settle at 9:31 PM on April 7, 2002

Okay, that is damn funny. The "Christmas Time Suicide Balloon Consumer Alert" is as well. Is the site being updated?
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posted by yhbc at 9:43 PM on April 7, 2002

Do not miss Leisuretown's masterpiece of self-loathing--though post-crash it actually seems a little quaint.
posted by rodii at 9:51 PM on April 7, 2002

Not often, but CHECK THE ARCHIVES!!!
The REAL leisuretowns are AMAZING, some over 100 pages long, EVERY PAGE BEING AN EPIC COMPOSITION OF OVER 100 LAYERS IN PHOTOSHOP. The creator recently stopped doing the epic strips in favor of ones like these but the epic ones ARE TRULY ASTONISHING. I cannot overemphasize the quality of this work. The hundreds of hours of making everything perfect, going on site to photograph stuff and then filling it with a WORLD OF BENDY TOYS with HILARIOUS WRITING and REAL HUMAN STORIES.

In one strip, a character characterized by his love of masturbation goes to the park and jerks so fast HE GOES BACK IN TIME FIVE MINUTES and meets himself. He follows his past self home and says "I'd better not do any chores or garden work. It could alter the future with DISASTROUS RESULTS". UTTERLY HILARIOUS. Best site on the internet, as I said. The suicide balloon one SUCKS compared to the others.
posted by Settle at 9:52 PM on April 7, 2002

Here, lemme get that key-sticking slpooge offa yer caps lock key, there.
posted by dong_resin at 10:04 PM on April 7, 2002

thanks, dong
posted by Settle at 10:07 PM on April 7, 2002

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Btw, my boner has escaped. Everyone tuck your pants into your socks.
posted by Settle at 10:14 PM on April 7, 2002

Wot's with all the 'o<'s?
posted by obiwanwasabi at 12:11 AM on April 8, 2002

obi: we've got Settle on a "telegraph your jokes" 12-step program.
posted by yhbc at 7:15 AM on April 8, 2002

It's the "ignore this" icon.
posted by rodii at 7:27 AM on April 8, 2002

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posted by Settle at 9:29 AM on April 8, 2002

Settle:

1. After the Andrew W K experience, I no longer trust your judgement.
2. STOP YELLING!

Having said that, Leisuretown is muy bueno.
posted by jpoulos at 10:46 AM on April 8, 2002

SO ANYWAY I LIKE DICK AND THAT'S THAT. I THINK THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME.

(I like Leisuretown.)
posted by Down10 at 1:06 PM on April 8, 2002

HA HA HA HA HA HA


HRMPH SIR YOU ARE BLOCKING BBC1 AND BBC2.
posted by Settle at 3:34 PM on April 8, 2002

wiggles is pretty good :) and the gripping beecomix!
posted by kliuless at 4:01 PM on April 8, 2002

That wiggles joke is similar to one in Jerkcity (Jerkcity is made up of four characters, one who irl makes Leisuretown - jerkcity is the more toilet related humour side of that person. The strip is published daily).

Something like Rands' "ode to the homeless of San Fransisco":
Oh Homeless
Oh Homeless
Strong of Heart
Strong of Mind
Get out of the way before I beat you with my fucking nuts
Thank you.
(teary eyed) Prayin' for 2Pac
posted by Settle at 4:15 PM on April 8, 2002

yeah, i wish there were like soundtracks to comicstrips to make them more like animated shorts, except without animation :) the web is so silent, yet the web could do this! (btw, i like leisuretown.)
posted by kliuless at 4:24 PM on April 8, 2002

it just got updated this afternoon.
posted by elle at 3:33 AM on April 9, 2002

What is the name of that Microsoft chat program all the Jerkcity pages are based on, anyone know? Does it still exist anywhere?
posted by rodii at 5:47 AM on April 9, 2002

No..they stopped supporting it. It was called MS Comic Chat, and the character art was drawin by Jim Woodring.
posted by Settle at 4:07 AM on April 10, 2002

Now that you mentions it, that is so obviously Woodring art. Cool.
posted by rodii at 6:30 AM on April 10, 2002