Now that's using the old melon
September 1, 2016 7:16 AM   Subscribe

 
Gallagher would be so proud.
posted by OHenryPacey at 9:13 AM on September 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


This sort of arouses meloncholy feelings in me...
posted by pjern at 9:26 AM on September 1, 2016 [2 favorites]


Wata wasta wattamelon!
posted by BlueHorse at 6:11 PM on September 1, 2016


translation: Fuck you watermelon! Fuck you watermelon! Fuck you watermelon! Fuck you watermelon! Fuck you watermelon!
posted by thewalrus at 6:23 PM on September 1, 2016


That man woke up that morning, checked he had his special tshirt on and thought, today is a good day to smash my head into a bunch of watermelons. He wasn't drunk, it was all premeditated, someone went out and got all those watermelons just so he could smash his head into them.

People are weird.
posted by wilful at 5:03 AM on September 2, 2016


All right ... try this one!
posted by 0rison at 2:33 PM on September 5, 2016


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