Smartphones replaced with butter
October 3, 2016 5:06 AM   Subscribe

 
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posted by duffell at 5:10 AM on October 3, 2016 [2 favorites]


Can you smear me now?
posted by Kabanos at 5:11 AM on October 3, 2016 [21 favorites]


Try this with android and it'll just burst into an oily mess
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:12 AM on October 3, 2016 [1 favorite]



#noseflags
posted by lalochezia at 5:26 AM on October 3, 2016 [9 favorites]


I can't believe it's not a Blackberry.
posted by Fizz at 5:33 AM on October 3, 2016 [7 favorites]


There are a whole lot of Last Tango in Paris caption opportunities here...
posted by Thorzdad at 5:39 AM on October 3, 2016 [7 favorites]


This is all very clever but where are you supposed to plug the headphones in?
posted by Lanark at 5:52 AM on October 3, 2016 [5 favorites]


Hurf durf butter reader.
posted by tocts at 5:56 AM on October 3, 2016 [18 favorites]


Just goes to show how obsessed millennials are with butter smh.
posted by tobascodagama at 6:04 AM on October 3, 2016 [9 favorites]


I swear to god we can't have a single thread about butter without people jumping in to tell the world that margarine is so much better
posted by DoctorFedora at 6:16 AM on October 3, 2016 [2 favorites]


COMPLETE & FINAL
posted by oulipian at 6:24 AM on October 3, 2016 [3 favorites]


I'm not ashamed to admit that I've looked at butter like that before.
posted by blue_beetle at 6:55 AM on October 3, 2016 [11 favorites]


Soft words butter no apples.
posted by Segundus at 7:12 AM on October 3, 2016 [1 favorite]


Look, not all of us can afford artisanal grass-fed phones.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:24 AM on October 3, 2016 [5 favorites]


I swear to god we can't have a single thread about butter without people jumping in to tell the world that margarine is so much better

You just have to learn to accept that there were always be delusional members of society. There's just no escaping them. Legally.
posted by Thorzdad at 7:57 AM on October 3, 2016 [1 favorite]


Clearly there's a ridiculous amount of churn in the mobile phone market.
posted by penguinicity at 7:59 AM on October 3, 2016 [19 favorites]


I'm gonna wait until we've got 5Ghee.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:07 AM on October 3, 2016 [26 favorites]


I have been that girl staring lovingly at the Kerrygold.
I have been that girl many times.
posted by phunniemee at 8:16 AM on October 3, 2016 [10 favorites]


Why no iPats?
posted by benzenedream at 8:17 AM on October 3, 2016 [5 favorites]


This was a nice post to slip in on Monday, much butter than yet another political spread all over the page.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 8:29 AM on October 3, 2016 [4 favorites]


All the haters out there like "I can't believe it's the best of the web"
posted by duffell at 8:38 AM on October 3, 2016 [3 favorites]


It's not nice to phone Mother Nature.
posted by valannc at 8:42 AM on October 3, 2016


"Incoming call from: Land O' Lakes, WI."
posted by ZenMasterThis at 9:01 AM on October 3, 2016 [1 favorite]


Lanark: "This is all very clever but where are you supposed to plug the headphones in?"

Do you have a drill?
posted by Splunge at 10:00 AM on October 3, 2016


Memories of smartphone
posted by clorox at 10:01 AM on October 3, 2016 [7 favorites]


I think this would be much better if it, rather than being obvious simple photoshoppery, was people posing with actual butter as if it were smartphones, a la Baguette-Me-Nots.
posted by NMcCoy at 10:05 AM on October 3, 2016 [2 favorites]


#noseflags

♬ Dodio doe, Dodio doe, dodio doe no noooseflaaaggss. (smarter than that)
posted by Ogre Lawless at 10:48 AM on October 3, 2016


Will these have a longer buttery life than my old phone?
posted by Pazzovizza at 1:00 PM on October 3, 2016


Wouldst thou like the taste of... smartphone? Wouldst thou like to live... connectedly?
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 1:02 PM on October 3, 2016


I have been that girl staring lovingly at the Kerrygold.
I have been that girl many times.


Ditto.
Well...except for the girl part, I suppose.
I've salved my desire for their butter with their cheese, which is soooooooooo good.
posted by Thorzdad at 3:40 PM on October 3, 2016


OK, so I thought I had a picture of a Palm Pilot carved out of butter that I saw years ago at the Minnesota State Fair but I guess not.

I know, I'm disappointed in me, too.
posted by ckape at 4:17 PM on October 3, 2016 [3 favorites]


where are you supposed to plug the headphones in?

Greased lightning.
posted by flabdablet at 8:04 PM on October 3, 2016 [3 favorites]


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