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OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!1!!!!!! EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST, EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT, EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!
posted by eyeballkid (172 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite
 
FROST PIST
posted by save alive nothing that breatheth at 12:11 AM on October 22, 2016 [7 favorites]


SPA FON
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:22 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


DAVEY... DAVEY CROCKETY BLOAT...
KING OF THE WILD FRONTOAST!!!
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:28 AM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


OHNOES BUT IT IS BEDTIMES
posted by poffin boffin at 12:28 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


BTW, TODAY IS ALSO WOMBAT DAY.
IN AUSTRALIA, INSTEAD OF USING THE CAPS LOCK, THEY JUST SET A WOMBAT ON THEIR SHIFT KEYS.
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:30 AM on October 22, 2016 [12 favorites]


AND WHY NOT? A CAPITAL IDEA!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:33 AM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


WOMBERT WOMBERT WO
posted by louche mustachio at 12:35 AM on October 22, 2016


O WHAT A DAY TO FILTER META
MAYBE WE COULD DO IT BETTER
IF WE SHOUTED ALL THE TIME
posted by Combat Wombat at 12:38 AM on October 22, 2016


⚫️
posted by the quidnunc kid at 12:41 AM on October 22, 2016 [10 favorites]


FIRST METAFILTER COMMENT WITH MY BRAND NEW MEMBERSHIP! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. THANK YOU JESUS FOR FIVE DOLLARS!
posted by grobertson at 12:48 AM on October 22, 2016 [32 favorites]



posted by Fongotskilernie at 12:50 AM on October 22, 2016


CROCKETY, CROCKETIER, CROCKETIEST.
posted by misteraitch at 12:51 AM on October 22, 2016




RICK
RICK
RICK
posted by merriment at 12:53 AM on October 22, 2016 [5 favorites]


YAY! NEW ELECTION THREAD!
posted by sebastienbailard at 1:01 AM on October 22, 2016 [18 favorites]


HEY BUDDY YOUR CAPS IS NOT LOCKING
posted by Dr Dracator at 1:02 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


OMG ITS EYEBALL KID!!
posted by infini at 1:06 AM on October 22, 2016


WHERE??!!??!

GET 'IM!!!!!!!
posted by eyeballkid at 1:12 AM on October 22, 2016




LOOK AT ALL THIS NADSTY BIGLY
posted by Jilder at 1:26 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


COULD YOU ALL PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE TRUMP, IT'S AFFECTING MY CALM
posted by Soliloquy at 1:28 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


no
posted by Thorzdad at 1:34 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


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posted by killdevil at 1:42 AM on October 22, 2016 [30 favorites]


MY CLAM IS AFFECTED ALSO. STOP TRUMPING MY CLAM.
posted by nonspecialist at 1:56 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


LET US CELEBRATE WITH DIGNITY, MODERATION, AND QUIET GRACE!!
posted by old_growler at 1:56 AM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


ALSO NO SEX TILL BROOKLYN
posted by nonspecialist at 1:58 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


.
posted by killdevil at 2:09 AM on October 22, 2016


camelCaseFtw
posted by zardoz at 2:24 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


lowercase_with_underscores
or
SQL WITH SELECT SPACES
posted by poe at 2:28 AM on October 22, 2016


MAKE CAPS LOCK AGAIN!!!!!
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:44 AM on October 22, 2016 [12 favorites]


EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!

CAPLOCKSDAY.COM IS PREGNANTS
posted by pyramid termite at 2:48 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


IS THIS THE WRONG THREAD TO MENTION I WANT A PAIR OF MATCHING HIS-AND-HERS T-SHIRTS THAT READ "NASTY WOMAN" AND "BAD HOMBRE" ????!1
posted by chavenet at 2:55 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


SO LONG AS THE DESIRED WORDING ON SAID T-SHIRTS ARE IN ALL CAPS I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM
posted by eykal at 3:23 AM on October 22, 2016 [7 favorites]


ALSO IS CAPSLOCKDAY.COM COMING UP AS A SECURITY ERROR FOR EVERYONE ELSE? I THINK THIS IS "THE MAN" (PUTIN?) TRYING TO KEEP DOWN THE TRUTH OF CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by eykal at 3:27 AM on October 22, 2016


CLICK THROUGH - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH YOUR CAPLOCKS
posted by pyramid termite at 3:32 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


NET::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID
posted by Freelance Demiurge at 3:45 AM on October 22, 2016 [5 favorites]


KANEDA!!!!!!
posted by Panthalassa at 3:59 AM on October 22, 2016 [4 favorites]


YES!! FINALLY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FOLLOWING MEFITES: ACYEAGER; AMOMP§; ASTRAL NEWT; CASIMIR; COUCH; IARERACH; JANET LYNN; MR: UNKNOWN; PROVOLIMINAL; SPIEGEL; VYSHARRA

(PLUS MAYBE EYEBALLKID)
posted by bigendian at 4:13 AM on October 22, 2016


MORE LIEK CRAPS LOCK AMIRITE
posted by lalochezia at 4:20 AM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


CALL SPOCK DAY!

HELLO, IS THIS SPOCK?

DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?

WELL, YOU HAD BETTER LET HIM OUT!

NO, SPOCK, IT ISN'T FUNNY. SORRY SPOCK.
posted by jenkinsEar at 4:39 AM on October 22, 2016 [5 favorites]


How to Celebrate Caps Lock Day
The best way to Celebrate Caps Lock Day is quite simple, don’t use caps lock! Even better, remind your friends on social media, MMO’s, and every other medium you can imagine about the horrid habit that is using Caps Lock in communications.


HERESY

ALSO LOGICALLY BOGUS HOW CAN SOMETHING BE EVEN BETTER THAN THE BEST YOU MORAN
posted by nickmark at 4:40 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


ᵀᴼᴼ ᴸᴼᵁᴰ
posted by farlukar at 4:54 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


IS THIS THE NEW ELECTION THREAD??
posted by indubitable at 4:55 AM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


THREE LOGICIANS WALK INTO A BAR

BARTENDER TELLS THEM TO FUCK OFF AND GO GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS
posted by nickmark at 4:56 AM on October 22, 2016 [5 favorites]


no
posted by Splunge at 4:58 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT ONCE AGAIN THAT THIS IS THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY

SO FAR NO ONE HAS GOTTEN ME ANYTHING

NOT TO GUILT TRIP YOU AT ALL

IT'S JUST THAT CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ON THIS DAY IN PARTICULAR
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 5:09 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


pIOΛ ƎH┴ O┴ ʞƆ∀q Oפ ƎW ┴Ǝ˥ ƎS∀Ǝ˥Ԁ
posted by Monkeymoo at 5:15 AM on October 22, 2016 [4 favorites]


BELL
posted by solarion at 5:19 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


some of us are not happy about this
posted by HuronBob at 5:28 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


LACK COPS DAY WOOOOOO YES I WOULD ENJOYBA LACK OF COPS
posted by nebulawindphone at 5:43 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


HAPPY BOUT DIS.
HATE LOCKOUT KAPS
NAPS BAPS SINGEE SONG AUF

-SMOCK, MINOR DIETY OF WORDZ

NOW, GO BOWLNG.
posted by clavdivs at 5:49 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


ᴏᴋ ʜᴀᴩᴩy ᴄᴀᴩꜱ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴅᴀy 🄾🄺 🄷🄰🄿🄿🅈 🄲🄰🄿🅂 🄻🄾🄲🄺 🄳🄰🅈 𝕆𝕂 ℍ𝔸ℙℙ𝕐 ℂ𝔸ℙ𝕊 𝕃𝕆ℂ𝕂 𝔻𝔸𝕐Y Ab KↃO⅃ ꙄꟼAↃ YꟼꟼAH KO
posted by dmd at 5:59 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]



D̩͓͉̰̄̒̄͆Ó̻̻̘̞̩̭̱́̚E̝̼̖̋͆ͤ͠S̵̯̺̏̆̐̀ ̮͎̺̭ͥͫ̆̽ͥ̚̕ͅȚ̴́̉͌̀H̷̶̡͔́̄̓ͯ̈́͑̅̓̂Į̷̛͔̙̔̇ͣ͒Ş̤̳̂ͬ̈ ̵̛͙̲̪͒̾A̧̛̺̲͋̾̐̓͆̽̿́͟L͇̯͍̭ͦ̃̓͡S̜̙̥͙͚̝̑̓͋̚̚ͅÖ̙́ ̶̟̲̻̰̜͍̖̱͙ͧͤ̎̏C̪̻̠͉̲̱̄̾̊̆ͭ̏̀͛O͕͓̙͕̹͎̊̈́́Ṷ̬͕̈͂̕N̠͍̻͓͙̰̣̜̈̀̚Ṭ͕̖͑ͩ̈͒̀ ̞̣͕̞̻ͧ͜Ȧ̮͇̋S̮̥̼̻̼̼ͦ͑ ͚̞̩̰̜̫̫̓̉ͦ̔ͩ̔͠C̴̶̪͇̰̉̄ͧ̉ͦ͊́̋ͥA͍̮̫̖ͤ͂̆̅̿̓̿̔P̮͕ͧ͊S̳͖̳̱ͯ̊͛̎͐̚͘̕ ̳̗ͦ̄͢͞L̴͑̈́̆̋͆̂̏͏͍͇̝̙̦͎O̡ͨͭͩ̈̈͐ͦ҉̟͕̯͓C̶̛̱̟̪̟̬̹̤̄͛͂K͆̔͏͉̼͉̪͉̙̼
̢͔̰͚̗͋̑̕ͅI̸̲͎̱͎̐̆͆̀͞ͅ ̨́͋ͨͭ͒͑ͯ̌҉̙͈̝͔̯̩̞T̝̖̳̠͍̠̽̓Ḧ̸̳͍̻̞͇͚̯͉̰̌̒̓̃ͮ̀͡I̷̶͙͓̊͊Ṇ̸̗̦ͤ͛̊͛Ḱ̴̫̲͈̺͍̟̯͈͛͌ͦ͜͢ͅ ̢̛̮͉ͫ͊ͧͩ̐͛ͮ͞T̯̘͈̫͕̗ͯ̆ͅH̴͔̜̠͎̜͕͓̬ͯ͝I̟͕̭ͭͬ͊͞Ś̕͏̺͖̬̙͠ ̷̢̮͖̞̼͙̰͙̈́̐̊̓͒̉ͦ̆A͚͂L̶̨̡̬̮͈̣̠̭ͥͨͥS̟̩͔̳̮̰̬͎̿͂̈́̌̓̀͘Ỏ͍̭̥͔̯͔ͫ̓͛ͪͅ ̨̖́ͩͨ̽̈͢͠C̱͇͇͕͍͔ͯ͐̈̅͊ͬ̊̂͟O̵̵̫͚̞̰̣ͦ͋͊̾̈́͗U̴̖̮̟̻͈̪̮̼̓͐̅ͥ͆͗͘N̨͓̿́ͤT̸̥̦̜̞ͫ̍ͭ̈͘S̴̶̬̹͙͚͓̻ͯͪ̒͆̉̚
͚̬̘̽ͩͬT͇̞̱͂H̅̃̈́̿́͒̈͊̍͏͓͔͈̻̗̠͖͖E̡̥̝͇̽̊ ̖̩͚̙͇̖̖͑ͫ̈́͡C̡̨̦̟͓̬̅̌̑͌ͫ̒A̬̝͔̍̌ͥP̢͙͓̬̝̥̱̗̙̫̈̔͛ͮͤ͗̈ͥ͘͞S̷̮̙͙͓̯̣͋̐ ̧ͥͤͧͪ̓҉̬̦̭͖̪̖̗̥Ľ̻̱̱̹͔̘̯ͧ̏̉̊̀̕͢O͇ͦ̾͌̍ͧͬC̵̫̞͈̳̬ͬ̀̀̓͗̽̍͑͋K̊̄̍̃̔̐ͧ͗͏͓
̣̫͕̤̝͕͙͗ͯ̈̑Ị̜͈̱̥ͪ̉̓͐T̤̼̘̳̠ͤ̃͒͒ ̧̻̹̾̌̐ͥͯ͆͑͡İ̵̜̘̖ͫ̀́S͔̤̠̗̙̈́̇̐͌ͧ ̳͙͚̙̳ͫ͐̂I͕͚͙͍̝͙̜͔͛͌ͫ̐̏͊̉͝N̳̟ͪ͌͢ ̵̗̞͚̪̃͒̿ͨ͒͟͞ͅͅM̸͚̭̰̜͕̣͖̻̼ͪ͂̈͗̏̐ͪ̑Y̷͍̞͍͉ͪͭ̈́̇̌̃ ̮̯̭̩̗͉̫͓̍̓̇ͣͤ̕͡B̷̧̬̜̏̈̑̃̂̈́̄ͧṚ̺̱̮̺̤͔̤̮͆̊̔ͦĄ̸̖̲ͬI̧͉̩̜͙̬͉̖̩̓ͨͬͥ̓N̮͍̟͉ͥͬ̉̎͐͐͜
posted by dmd at 6:00 AM on October 22, 2016 [10 favorites]


THIS IS ABOVE THE METAL POST AND NOW THIS THREAD HAS A SOUNDTRACK TO ME
posted by Slackermagee at 6:01 AM on October 22, 2016


FORTRAN programmers didn't choose caps lock

CAPS LOCK CHOSE THEM

SIGNED B1FF
posted by GuyZero at 6:15 AM on October 22, 2016 [8 favorites]


RIZ BLIXIN
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 6:22 AM on October 22, 2016


MESSAGE TO DMD:

GESUNDHEIT.
posted by datawrangler at 6:26 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


archy wonders what the organizers of caps lock day have against cockroaches

*stumbles*

CAPITALS AT LAST
posted by metaquarry at 6:34 AM on October 22, 2016 [5 favorites]


THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT THE CAPS LOCKS WERE INSIDE US ALL ALONG.

LOCKED INSIDE US. IN THE DARK OF OUR SHAMED SOULS.

WE ARE TERRIBLE.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:37 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


MAYBE YOU ARE TERRIBLE

WE ARE CAPSLOCK
posted by languagehat at 6:52 AM on October 22, 2016 [4 favorites]


hey kids

do you like fun

why can't we be

COCK PALS
posted by lalochezia at 7:02 AM on October 22, 2016


SO IM TALKING TO MY MOMS AND SHE IS LIKE I AM PRAGNENET AGAIN AND I AM LIKE HOW YOU ARE LIKE EGIHTY AND SHE SAY YES BUT IT IS THE BABY JESUS AND I AM LIKE HE IS RISEN
posted by fungible at 7:04 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


I WAS HOPING AND PRAYING THAT ONE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES WOULD BE ON SLACKS COP DAY BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND THAT IS A TRADEGY BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE MADE LIVEBLOGGING THE DEBATES THE MOST SWASOMEST THING EVAR!
posted by ardgedee at 7:06 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


RIZ IS BLIXIN! HULLABALOO!
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 7:13 AM on October 22, 2016


YAY CRAM LOX DAY MY FAVIRIT
posted by emjaybee at 7:14 AM on October 22, 2016


THIS WOULD BE WAY MORE FUN IF I WAS FUCKING OFF AT WORK
posted by bukvich at 7:16 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


> D̩͓͉̰̄̒̄͆Ó̻̻̘̞̩̭̱́̚E̝̼̖̋͆ͤ͠S̵̯̺̏̆̐̀ ̮͎̺̭ͥͫ̆̽ͥ̚̕ͅȚ̴́̉͌̀H̷̶̡͔́̄̓ͯ̈́͑̅̓̂Į̷̛͔̙̔̇ͣ͒Ş̤̳̂ͬ̈ ̵̛͙̲̪͒̾A̧̛̺̲͋̾̐̓͆̽̿́͟L͇̯͍̭ͦ̃̓͡S̜̙̥͙͚̝̑̓͋̚̚ͅÖ̙́ ̶̟̲̻̰̜͍̖̱͙ͧͤ̎̏C̪̻̠͉̲̱̄̾̊̆ͭ̏̀͛O͕͓̙͕̹͎̊̈́́Ṷ̬͕̈͂̕N̠͍̻͓͙̰̣̜̈̀̚Ṭ͕̖͑ͩ̈͒̀ ̞̣͕̞̻ͧ͜Ȧ̮͇̋S̮̥̼̻̼̼ͦ͑ ͚̞̩̰̜̫̫̓̉ͦ̔ͩ̔͠C̴̶̪͇̰̉̄ͧ̉ͦ͊́̋ͥA͍̮̫̖ͤ͂̆̅̿̓̿̔P̮͕ͧ͊S̳͖̳̱ͯ̊͛̎͐̚͘̕ ̳̗ͦ̄͢͞L̴͑̈́̆̋͆̂̏͏͍͇̝̙̦͎O̡ͨͭͩ̈̈͐ͦ҉̟͕̯͓C̶̛̱̟̪̟̬̹̤̄͛͂K͆̔͏͉̼͉̪͉̙̼


𝔜𝔈𝔖 ℑ𝔗 𝔇𝔒𝔈𝔖
posted by farlukar at 7:21 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


I ONCE MADE A TERRIBLE CAPS LOCK PR0N GIF OH LOOK HERE IT IS AGAIN
posted by soundofsuburbia at 7:21 AM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


MARSHA: JOHN!

JOHN: MARSHA!
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 7:23 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


AND NOW YOU ARE READING THIS ENTIRE THREAD IN BRIAN BLESSED'S VOICE.
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:31 AM on October 22, 2016 [8 favorites]


Just had bagels and LOX
posted by Postroad at 7:35 AM on October 22, 2016


LOL WHO THE FUKC USES THE FREE WATER CUP TO STEAL LEMONADE BESIDES ME WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN
posted by churl at 7:40 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


MY CHROMEBOOK HAS NO CAPSLOCK KEY AND IT REPRESSES ME SOMEWHAT

WHY ARE YOU CAPSLOCKIST, CHROMEBOOK
posted by notquitemaryann at 7:44 AM on October 22, 2016


ALSO THANKS SLAP*HAPPY YOU ARE CORRECT


IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER

GOD AND KING RICHARD

(WHICH I NEVER REALIZED BEFORE NOW IS A PERFECTLY LIKELY ANSWER TO THE ABOVE QUESTION)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
posted by notquitemaryann at 7:49 AM on October 22, 2016


IM SO GLAD TO HAVE THIS SPACE TO ESCAPE FROM THE ELECTION HI ALL HOW ARE YOU ITS FINALLY FALL HERE I HOPE WE GET MORE THAN ONE DAY OF THE NICENESS BEFORE ALL THE TREES ARE IMMEDIATELY BARREN LIKE MY SOUL
posted by numaner at 8:09 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


College of American Pathologists
Center for American Progress
Colorado AIDS Program
Civil Air Patrol
Custom Automated Prosthetics

Companion American Protection Society
posted by kozad at 8:16 AM on October 22, 2016


MMM SALMON
posted by azazello at 8:30 AM on October 22, 2016


CROCKETY BLOAT

CAN I GET THIS ON A CHEAPLY PRINTED T-SHIRT

BETTER YET, A BALLCAP
THEN IT WOULD BE
CAPS LOCK CAP SCHLOCK
posted by oulipian at 8:33 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
posted by none of these will bring disaster at 8:35 AM on October 22, 2016


AND AN ALLCAP BALLCAP
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:35 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


I WANT AN ALLCAPS BALLCAP WEARING BALROG IN A BALLGAG WITH CAPSLOCKED BOLLOCKS
posted by Pallas Athena at 8:45 AM on October 22, 2016 [4 favorites]


HI I WOULD LIEK THAT EXPUND ON TEH CANDIDATS. CAP SLOCK DAY IS MOAR IMPPRTANT THAN ANY SINGLE ELECTION FOR IT IS ABOUT FREEDO. TO CHOOSE,

TRUMP HAS TINY HANDS AND ANGARLY TYPES IN ALL LOWERCASE ON THE TWITTAR. HE CLARLY CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH "THE ULTIMATE BUTTON" - CAPS LOCK.

HILLARYS LEAKY EMAILS CLARLY DEMONSTRATE SHE TOO, HAS NO IDEA HOW TO PROPERLY CAPS LOCK. SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH "LOCKABILITY" EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS BEEN IN THE PUBILC EYE FOR EVAR.

EVAN MCMULLIN, JILL STEIN, AND GARY JOHSON ARE ALL JUST POR TEST CANDITATES.

FFOR REAL CHANGE WRITE IN CROCKETY BLOAT CROCKETY BLOAT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE POWERS THAT BE! ON NOVEMBAR 24.
posted by benzenedream at 8:47 AM on October 22, 2016 [5 favorites]


!TSOP SIHT ROF RAEY LLA GNITIAW NEEB EV'I
posted by Lynsey at 8:49 AM on October 22, 2016 [4 favorites]


oh look, it's international caps lock day

or as I like to call it

AMATEUR HOUR

HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY LIKE A REAL KEYBOARD WARRIOR
posted by chrominance at 8:50 AM on October 22, 2016 [11 favorites]


WHEN I HOLD IT DOWN REAL HARD IT MAKES MY TEXT ALL SLANTY
posted by chrominance at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2016 [7 favorites]


I HAS NEVER STARPACIPITATED IN CASP LOCKES BRITHDAY. IS THIS DONE RITE?
posted by Nanukthedog at 8:57 AM on October 22, 2016


"EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS" IS MY FAVORTE CHUCK TINGLE BOOK
posted by Itaxpica at 9:08 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


I WEIGH MYSELF TWICE EVERY MORNING ONCE BEFORE POOPING AND ONCE AFTER SOMETIMES IT IS MORE THAN ONE POUND

MEIN GOTT, ZWEI KILOGRAM!
posted by traveler_ at 9:08 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHLHBLAHBLAHLABANBA
posted by jenfullmoon at 9:09 AM on October 22, 2016


CRASP LACK. THE 'SMRAT' PHONE IS A RANK BOGAT AGIN CRAP LOCK BUT THERE'S FUN TO B HADD WITH ATOCRACK

LANGUAGE LIV METAL FILES
posted by heyforfour at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2016


LACKS COP
COPPER
COPENHAGEN
I HATE MY TABLET AUTOCOMPLETE
I CAN'T CA CANADA
posted by The Ardship of Cambry at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


FORTRAN programmers didn't choose caps lock

CAPS LOCK CHOSE THEM


IMPLICIT NONE, baby!
posted by heatherlogan at 9:18 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


I YAM TEH GRATIS CASP LOKCER GOD EVAR MAID NOBUDY HAS MOR CASP LOKC THAN I DO WE GONNA MAEK CASP LOKC AGAEN
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 9:20 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


YOU'RE THE PUPPET
posted by beerperson at 9:24 AM on October 22, 2016 [5 favorites]


first
posted by Foci for Analysis at 9:58 AM on October 22, 2016


WOW
posted by Zalzidrax at 10:04 AM on October 22, 2016


THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I HAVE LOCKED
THE CAPS
THAT ARE ON
MY KEYBOARD

AND WHICH
YOU WERE PROBABLY
SAVING
FOR EMPHASIS

FORGIVE ME
THEY WERE CROCKETY
SO DRUNK
AND SO BLOATED
posted by drlith at 10:15 AM on October 22, 2016 [9 favorites]


SOMEBODY NEEDS TO RESCUE CAPSLOCKDAY.COM FROM ITS SAD, FROWNY OBLIVION
posted by koeselitz at 10:15 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


[WAYBACK LINNNNNNK]
posted by koeselitz at 10:21 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


CAPS FOR THE CAPS GOD!
LOCKS FOR THE LOCK THRONE!
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:24 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


SINCE INSTALLING WINCOMPOSE ON MY NEW MACHINE MY CAPSLOCK DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT ANYMORE. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. ON THIS DAY I REGRET.
posted by traveler_ at 10:48 AM on October 22, 2016


HOW DID THAT CAT GET IN SCANNER?
HAPPY BIRTHDAST MITAFALTER!
posted by sexyrobot at 10:53 AM on October 22, 2016


I HAD TO UN-MAP MY CAPSLOCK BACK TO CAPSLOCK FROM CONTROL JUST FOR THIS

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY
posted by brennen at 11:06 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


TATERS
posted by mynameisluka at 11:08 AM on October 22, 2016


I MISS CAPSLOCKED STITCHERBEAST IN THES THRADS PLEASE SUMMON STITCHERBEAST IMMEDIATELY
posted by churl at 11:16 AM on October 22, 2016


FOR SALE
CAPS LOCK
NEVER WORN
posted by moonmilk at 11:17 AM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


CANDIDLY, I CONSIDER THIS HOLIDAY FAR SUPERIOR TO "TALK LIKE A PIRATE" DAY, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TO USE MY SHIFT KEY SINCE I REMAPPED CAPS LOCK TO BE (CHECKS .XINITRC) SOMETHING CALLED "SUPER_L".
posted by kenko at 11:24 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


WHY AM I SO GASSY IS IT BC OF CAPSLOCK I THINK YES

IM MAD
posted by poffin boffin at 11:27 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


> TATERS

NEWS FLASH 2004 THIS IS A PICTURE OF A POTATO
posted by languagehat at 11:27 AM on October 22, 2016


I WEAR A CAP ON MY LOCKS ON CAPS LOCKS DAY
posted by Hairy Lobster at 11:27 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


ALSO I AM DELIGHTED THAT SOMEONE POSTED THAT ARCHY & MEHITABEL VERSE; IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
posted by kenko at 11:28 AM on October 22, 2016 [4 favorites]


FORTRAN-IV LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by scruss at 11:36 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


YOU GUYS I FAVORITED 6666 THINGS

THAT'S LIKE EXTRA SATAN

OR SANTA
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 11:45 AM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


AT WEIRD AL'S HARDWARE STORE THEY'VE GOT:

ALLEN WRENCHES, GERBIL FEEDERS, TOILET SEATS, ELECTRIC HEATERS, TRASH COMPACTORS, JUICE EXTRACTORS, SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS,
WALKIE-TALKIES, COPPER WIRES, SAFETY GOGGLES, RADIAL TIRES, BB PELLETS, RUBBER MALLETS, FANS AND DEHUMIDIFIERS,
PICTURE HANGERS, PAPER CUTTERS, WAFFLE IRONS, WINDOW SHUTTERS, PAINT REMOVERS, WINDOW LOUVRES, MASKING TAPE AND PLASTIC GUTTERS,
KITCHEN FAUCETS, FOLDING TABLES, WEATHER STRIPPING, JUMPER CABLES, HOOKS AND TACKLE, GROUT AND SPACKLE, POWER FOGGERS, SPOONS AND LADLES,
PESTICIDES FOR FUMIGATION, HIGH-PERFORMANCE LUBRICATION, METAL ROOFING, WATER PROOFING, MULTI-PURPOSE INSULATION,
AIR COMPRESSORS, BRASS CONNECTORS, WRECKING CHISELS, SMOKE DETECTORS, TIRE GUAGES, HAMSTER CAGES, THERMOSTATS AND BUG DEFLECTORS,
TRAILER HITCH DEMAGNETIZERS, AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS, TENNIS RACKETS, ANGLE BRACKETS, DURACELLS AND ENERGIZERS,
SOFFIT PANELS, CIRCUIT BREAKERS, VACUUM CLEANERS, COFFEE MAKERS, CALCULATORS, GENERATORS, MATCHING SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT ALL THAT STUFF ...
posted by AbnerRavenwood at 11:57 AM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


AND NOW, THE METAFILTER ELOCUTION SOCIETY SHOUTS SELECTIONS FROM THE POEMS OF WILLIAM WORDSWORTH:


THERE WAS A TIME WHEN MEADOW, GROVE, AND STREAM,
THE EARTH, AND EVERY COMMON SIGHT,
TO ME DID SEEM
APPARELLED IN CELESTIAL LIGHT,
THE GLORY AND THE FRESHNESS OF A DREAM
IT IS NOT NOW AS IT HATH BEEN OF YORE; -
TURN WERESOE'RE I MAY,
BY NIGHT OR DAY,
THE THINGS WHICH I HAVE SEEN I NOW CAN SEE NO MORE.

posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:20 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


ITS TALK LIKE A PIRAT CAPS LOK DAY!
R!

R! R! R!
posted by sexyrobot at 12:30 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


CAPSLOCK IS WHAT DRIVING AROUND IN A RAINSTORM WITH MY CHILDREN IS LIKE.
posted by Stynxno at 12:38 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


CAP CONGRATULATIONS

STATION IDENTIFIED

TALL LETTERS UNIFIED

SALUTATION GLORY

MONOLITHIC
posted by mnmlst at 12:46 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK?
LIKE THOSE CAPS THAT SAY "MAKE AMERCA GRATE AGIN"? THEY'RE LOCKED ON?

WELL, THEY ARE ALL-CAPS CAPS...
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:06 PM on October 22, 2016


THE EMPEROR ABOVE ALL THINGS SHALL PUBLISH AN EDICT THRO'OUT THE EMPIRE, AND STRICTLY ENJOIN ALL, WHO BY THESE ARTICLES OF PACIFICATION ARE OBLIG'D TO RESTORE OR DO ANY THING ELSE, TO OBEY IT PROMPTLY AND WITHOUT TERGIVERSATION, BETWEEN THE SIGNING AND THE RATIFYING OF THIS PRESENT TREATY; COMMANDING AS WELL THE DIRECTORS AS GOVERNORS OF THE MILITIA OF THE CIRCLES, TO HASTEN AND FINISH THE RESTITUTION TO BE MADE TO EVERY ONE, IN CONFORMITY TO THOSE CONVENTIONS, WHEN THE SAME ARE DEMANDED. THIS CLAUSE IS TO BE INSERTED ALSO IN THE EDICTS, THAT WHEREAS THE DIRECTORS OF THE CIRCLES, OR THE GOVERNORS OF THE MILITIA OF THE CIRCLES, IN MATTERS THAT CONCERN THEMSELVES, ARE ESTEEM'D LESS CAPABLE OF EXECUTING THIS AFFAIR IN THIS OR THE LIKE CASE AND LIKEWISE IF THE DIRECTORS AND GOVERNORS OF THE MILITIA OF THE CIRCLES REFUSE THIS COMMISSION, THE DIRECTORS OF THE NEIGHBOURING CIRCLE, OR THE GOVERNORS OF THE MILITIA OF THE CIRCLES SHALL EXERCISE THE FUNCTION, AND OFFICIATE IN THE EXECUTION OF THESE RESTITUTIONS IN THE OTHER CIRCLES, AT THE INSTANCE OF THE PARTYS CONCERN'D.
posted by notquitemaryann at 1:06 PM on October 22, 2016


It's nice of you all to try to make the atmosphere more inviting for my dad, but it's really for the best that he not start posting here.
posted by palindromic at 1:27 PM on October 22, 2016


KANNOT BELIEVE ITS CAP SLOCK DAY ALREADY. WHY I ONLY FAT-FINGERED THE BUTTON MID-ABSENTMINDED TYPING THE OTHER DAY AND CURSED THAT I'D PEAKED WAAAY TOO SOON.

LOCK BLESS AME-TAFILTER.
posted by comealongpole at 1:32 PM on October 22, 2016


SJDFH WIEND ASDNM APODK
QWOEI VLDSS AWQIE PPDFG
ZXCPA ASDII UVZPQ KKALX


WRITE YOUR OWN ONE TIME PAD FOR THE MESSAGE YOU WANT TO RECEIVE. ME IM JUST FINGERWIGGLING THIS UP AS I GO ALONG.
posted by comealongpole at 1:38 PM on October 22, 2016


I AM LEARNING DANISH
-----------------------------------------------
MIN EDDERKOP SPISER DET RØDE ÆBLE
HANS SŒSTRE ELSKER FORÅRET
HVERT ÅR VI LAVER LAKS PÅ TOAST
posted by moonmilk at 1:52 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


KNEECAPS LOCK

ZOMG CANT BEND MY LEGS

posted by farlukar at 2:04 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


WE ARE CAPSLOCK

ALSO DEVO. AND SPARTACUS.
posted by sebastienbailard at 2:06 PM on October 22, 2016


DID YOU KNOW DNA IS UPPERCASE AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL?!!? LIFE IS MEANT TO BE UPPERCSAE
posted by benzenedream at 2:06 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


TAG A CAT
posted by moonmilk at 2:09 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


HEY GUYZ YOU KNOW WAT IS THE RUSSIAN FOR CAPS LOCK

IT IS CAPS LOCK
posted by languagehat at 2:10 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


PRONOUNCED "SARDS GOSK"?
posted by moonmilk at 2:11 PM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


HVORFOR LÆRER DU DANSK, MOONMILK?

ALSO SPIDERS DON'T EAT APPLES
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE "CROCKETY BLOAT"
posted by nat at 2:13 PM on October 22, 2016


TRY TELLING DUOLINGO THAT, NAT
I THINK IT HAS A YEAR-ROUND CROCKETY BLOAT

JEG VIL GÅ TIL AARHUS NÆSTE ÅR, I EN MÅNED

NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO TYPING ON STUPID EUROPEAN KEYBOARDS
posted by moonmilk at 2:19 PM on October 22, 2016


CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME I TALKED TO MY WORK COLLEAGUE WHO ALWAYS SENDS ANNOUNCEMENT EMAILS IN ALL CAPS

I ASKED HIM TO STOP DOING THIS

HE DIDN'T
posted by medusa at 2:35 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


YOU HAVEN'T TOLD US

PLEASE DO
posted by moonmilk at 2:40 PM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


DOES ANYONE READ THE POSTS DOWN HERE
posted by rtha at 2:41 PM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


WE ARE CAPSLOCK

ALSO DEVO. AND SPARTACUS.


ALSO ANONYMOUS, AND FAMILY, AND MARSHALL, AND THE WORLD, AND THE CHAMPIONS (AND WILL ROCK YOU) AND NOT AMUSED.
posted by oneswellfoop at 2:41 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


ALSO MAGGIE AND TERRE AND SUZZY
posted by moonmilk at 2:46 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


TOO MUCH SALMON FOR TOAST?
ASK FOR CAPP'S LOCKSATIVE
FOR THOSE CROCKETY BLOAT DAYS
posted by pernoctalian at 2:50 PM on October 22, 2016


AH. HVIS DU KOMMER TIL KØBENHAVN OGSÅ LAD MIG VIDE, VI SKAL HAVE EN MEETUP.

IN TOTALLY UNRELATED DENMARK NEWS, TODAY I LEARNED WHO THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF TRUMP'S PLANE IS.

STERLING AIRLINES WAS BASED OUT OF COPENHAGEN.

NOBODY WILL READ THIS THOUGH BECAUSE EVERYONE IS READING THE ELECTION THREAD.
posted by nat at 2:51 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


LAST YEAR I CELEBRATED NOAA'S DEDICATION TO THE CAUSE OF CAPS LOCK DAY.

THIS YEAR I'VE LEARNED THAT NOAA HAS BETRAYED THE TRUE FAITH.

THOUGH THE PEOPLE WITH THE POWER TO CREATE HURRICANES HAVE GONE TO THE ENEMY, WE MUST NOT LOSE FAITH, GOOD MEFITES.
posted by Kortney at 3:03 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


College of American Pathologists
Center for American Progress
Colorado AIDS Program
Civil Air Patrol
Custom Automated Prosthetics

Companion American Protection Society


LOCK THEM UP
posted by AndrewInDC at 4:00 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


THIS... IS... A HOMEBOY!
posted by dhens at 4:48 PM on October 22, 2016


IS THIS THE NEW ELECTION THREAD?
posted by Cookiebastard at 4:54 PM on October 22, 2016


THIS IS SALMON ON TOAST, NOT A PLATE OF BEANS!
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:58 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


THE FACTORIA NORDSTROM RACK IS DA BOMB. MY FIANCE, THE SUPER GREAT O. BENDER IS BUYING A WEDDING SUIT AND I FEEL THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE SPACE TO YELL IT. I AM NOT DRUNK... BUT MAYBE LATER.
posted by vespabelle at 5:08 PM on October 22, 2016


BRIAN BLESSED.
BRIAN BLESSED IS EMPHATIC.
BRIAN BLESSED IS SHOUTING.
BRIAN BLESSED IS BRIAN BLESSEDING.
posted by Slap*Happy at 5:19 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


CAPS LOCK LEGO MOVIE

SOUNDTRACK: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
WYLDSTYLE: I HATE THAT SONG
EMMETT: NO YOU DONT REALLY
WYLDSTYLE: NO I DONT REALLY
ALL: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
posted by nickmark at 5:48 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


THESE CAPS WILL NOT LOCK THEMSELVES.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:49 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


THERE WAS A TIME WHEN MEADOW, GROVE, AND STREAM,
THE EARTH, AND EVERY COMMON SIGHT,
TO ME DID SEEM
APPARELLED IN CELESTIAL LIGHT,
THE GLORY AND THE FRESHNESS OF A DREAM
IT IS NOT NOW AS IT HATH BEEN OF YORE; -
TURN WERESOE'RE I MAY,
BY NIGHT OR DAY,
THE THINGS WHICH I HAVE SEEN I NOW CAN SEE NO MORE.
DAMN THE ELECTRIC FENCE! DAMN THE ELECTRIC FENCE!
posted by pyramid termite at 6:38 PM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


IF YOU GUYS THINK I'M GOING TO READ LONG-ASS CAPSLOCK PARAGRATS YOU ARE WRONG.

CAPSLOCK IS LIKE STINKY CHEESE, GLORIOUS BUT YOU DON'T DRP A GIANT WODGE ONS OMEONE AT ONE GO

I MEAN THAT COULD KILL A MAN

NOT A WOMAN THOUGTH

WE'RE MADE OF STERNER STUFF

LIKE STEEL BUT A SPECIAL KIND YOU COULD ONLY GET IN SPACE

SPACE STEEL

ANYWAY, STOP WRITING GIANT CATSLOCK PARAGRAPHS BECAYSE MY EYES HURT

THANK YOU
posted by emjaybee at 7:11 PM on October 22, 2016


GO CUBS! BEAT LA!
posted by gingerbeer at 7:19 PM on October 22, 2016 [3 favorites]


I WANT ICE CREAM

JEG VIL GERNE HAVE IS
posted by moonmilk at 7:36 PM on October 22, 2016


OHMYGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CUBS ARE THIS CLOSE!!!
posted by pyramid termite at 7:40 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


WOW
posted by pyramid termite at 7:48 PM on October 22, 2016


CUBS WIN THE PENNANT! CUBS WIN THE PENNANT!
posted by ZeusHumms at 8:15 PM on October 22, 2016


JOY ON THIS DAY OF
INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK
FOR I ATE SALMON
posted by numaner at 8:43 PM on October 22, 2016


SALMON CHANTED EVENING...
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:46 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


MADE IT UNDER THE WIRE EASTERN STANDARD TIME
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 8:59 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


Not to be Debbie Downer, but you made it in under the wire in EDT. If you're counting EST, you got 30 minutes or so...
posted by mikelieman at 9:26 PM on October 22, 2016


I'M IN OREGON, SO SCREW YOUR EASTERN TIME NITPICKING. I'VE NEVER CAUGHT CAPSLOCK DAY BEFORE AND THIS TIME I'M IN!
posted by polymath at 9:32 PM on October 22, 2016


NOT UNLOCKING MY CAPS UNTIL MIDNIGHT IN THE SPECIFIC TIME ZONE...

DAYLIGHT SHAVING TIME? WHEN DOES THAT END? THE SUNDAY BEFORE THE ELECTION? THAT MEANS WE HAVE AN EXTRA HOUR BEFORE IT'S OVER??? NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:47 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY AND I FOUND A MEFITE BIRTHDAY TWIN AND CAPS LOCK DAY ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY AS DOES BEING IN A COMMUNITY WITH Y'ALL!

CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE!

*becauseimturning40!*
posted by blessedlyndie at 10:14 PM on October 22, 2016 [1 favorite]


I DECLARE CAPS LORK DAY OFFICIALLY OVER NOW THAT THE CHIRCAGRO CRUBS HAVE RUINED IT!!!

(KIDDING. I LOVE MY DODGERS BUT A CUBBIES WORLD SERIES VICTORY IN MY LIFETIME WOULD BE AWESOME TO SEE)
posted by eyeballkid at 10:59 PM on October 22, 2016 [2 favorites]


When is Capybara Locks Day?
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:45 AM on October 23, 2016


We told you already, leave Donald Trump out of this thread.
posted by drlith at 5:40 AM on October 23, 2016 [1 favorite]




WRONG!
posted by PenDevil at 1:57 PM on October 23, 2016 [1 favorite]


    ALL OF US HATE
EYEBALL KID
some of the time...
posted by y2karl at 8:53 PM on October 23, 2016


I THINK ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID THAT
posted by y2karl at 8:59 PM on October 23, 2016


!!1!!!!!!

FRAUD
posted by iffthen at 4:19 AM on October 24, 2016


YOU ARE NO HONEST DONALD ABE PRIVATE PUBLIC SELF, M. !!1!!!!!!
posted by y2karl at 4:40 AM on October 24, 2016


OMG I MISSED CAPSLOCK DAY1111!1!!! IT WAS LOLWAYS ON MY MOTHERS BIRTHDAY AND SHE WROTE IN CAPSLOCKS ALL HER LIFE EVEN BACK IN THE DAYS OF TYPEWRITERS LIKE IN THE 1930S. NOW THAT SHE IS GONE I FORGET HER BIRTHDAY AND CAPSLOCKDAY TOO. SAD.
posted by a humble nudibranch at 10:57 PM on October 25, 2016 [3 favorites]


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