April 12, 2002

10:07 AM

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posted by acridrabbit (10 comments total)

Yes, the Afghanistanian soap opera "Akhmed Miller's Wacky Camel-Painting and Soup-Pinching Hour" is the best! I always watch that one.
posted by roel at 10:31 AM on April 12, 2002

Wow. That site has the mother of all disclaimers.
posted by th3ph17 at 10:32 AM on April 12, 2002

My score was only 1187 pokes. It took longer to read the disclaimer than to get that score. The disclaimer was more entertaining. Maybe.
posted by ashbury at 10:48 AM on April 12, 2002

Ya know, before the Web, people like that would have been eaten by wolves.
posted by tommasz at 11:05 AM on April 12, 2002

Nah, the would have been poked in the eye by wolves.
posted by jaden at 11:36 AM on April 12, 2002

Er...they would have...
posted by jaden at 11:37 AM on April 12, 2002

Well, certainly something painful with wolves.
posted by tommasz at 12:06 PM on April 12, 2002

Wish I didn't enjoy it so much...
posted by Hugh2d2 at 12:19 PM on April 12, 2002

oh my... the memores (wayback machine, apr. '97)
posted by 10sball at 12:50 PM on April 12, 2002

there should be a law against shockwave splash screens. and while we're at it, splash screens.
posted by mcsweetie at 1:03 PM on April 12, 2002