I Am A Warrior Forged In Ice And Iron, And I Will Take No DAMB Baths!

November 10, 2016 10:09 AM

Horace, Boar of the North (slTumblr)

Horace Has Many Friends But Rivals Too
Horace has NO TIME for Anything Less

posted by overeducated_alligator (10 comments total)

I don't get it.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 12:04 PM on November 10, 2016 [2 favorites]

Oh my god there's a whole community and they're writing up therapeutic poems in Riddley Walker tongues and I love it so much!
posted by gusandrews at 12:07 PM on November 10, 2016

It's not boaring, I'll grant it that. I always enjoy it when someone goes whole hog on a ridiculous idea.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:32 PM on November 10, 2016 [1 favorite]

Huh, that's odd, I thought Horace was an Endless Bear...
posted by kittensofthenight at 1:12 PM on November 10, 2016

Why does my boar not have huge focking moscle?
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Your Creamy Little Lad Hass Not Had Enoulgh Cream And Its Your Responsibility To Give Him That Cream



These are all true concerns and statements.
posted by FatherDagon at 2:27 PM on November 10, 2016 [3 favorites]

I don't get it but I LOVE HIM
posted by grobstein at 4:31 PM on November 10, 2016 [1 favorite]

Boar-ing...
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:23 PM on November 10, 2016

There are maybe 8, 10 blogs in the Sandsverse? There's even a wiki! My favorites are Seymour, Elmer and Horace. The Tumblr user that interacts with them most is Liam Meevs aka classicmeevs, and it is thought by some that he's the writer. Anyway, these posts make me crack up every time I read them.
posted by pony707 at 10:44 PM on November 10, 2016

Yes!!! Why is this so funny? I have not come up with a suitable explanation but at least there is a Good Little Boy.
posted by quadrilaterals at 3:00 AM on November 11, 2016 [1 favorite]

Horace Rumpole: "I don't get it."

Seconded, I am afraid.
posted by Samizdata at 2:10 PM on November 12, 2016