The Fellatio Modification Project, etc.
November 11, 2016 1:54 PM   Subscribe

The Fellatio Modification Project; The Cunnilingus/Anilingus Modification Project; Dolphin Eroticarium; Pet's Pettings: some concepts/projects by the Taiwanese dentist & new media artist Kuang-Yi Ku. Note: all links are NSFW.
posted by zmacw49 (42 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite


 
I'm glad there will be a health center for dolphin STDs in the Eroticarium.
posted by ChuraChura at 1:57 PM on November 11, 2016 [7 favorites]


AnAlingus, no?

Or are we licking Mr Dash?
posted by chavenet at 1:58 PM on November 11, 2016 [3 favorites]


what
posted by poffin boffin at 2:15 PM on November 11, 2016 [13 favorites]


The etymology is typically regarded as deriving from from 'anus', not 'anal', so 'anilingus' is perhaps the more natural spelling, c.f. 'cunnus' and 'cunnilingus'. Both 'anilingus' and 'analingus' are good, though.
posted by howfar at 2:20 PM on November 11, 2016 [4 favorites]


"My jaw and lips have been surgically modified for ultimate fellatio" is a great icebreaker at parties.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 2:22 PM on November 11, 2016 [11 favorites]


My reflexive reaction is to just say, yeah, more freaky sex shit on the internet, what else is new, but... I might have a different opinion if I had or have had the expense, inconvenience, or discomfort of a retainer, and might say, hey, if it could be turned into an advantage of sorts...
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:27 PM on November 11, 2016


Both 'anilingus' and 'analingus' are good, though.

I see what you did there.
posted by chavenet at 2:36 PM on November 11, 2016 [2 favorites]


I see what you did there.

... as is voyeurism, apparently.
posted by mhoye at 2:45 PM on November 11, 2016 [11 favorites]


The Human Suckipede
posted by zokni at 3:00 PM on November 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


I'm at work and am not clicking any of these links but from the names of them I can only assume these are variations on the Human Centipede that make it even more difficult to get around than the original.
posted by ejs at 3:10 PM on November 11, 2016


Less birth beak and more Piltdown Man. Yeeeech.
posted by 1adam12 at 3:16 PM on November 11, 2016


I would click the links, but I've always been kinda creeped out by dentists.
posted by snofoam at 3:19 PM on November 11, 2016 [3 favorites]


Taiwanese dentist & new media artist

I used to look up to Buckaroo Banzaii, but now I have a new job title to aspire to
posted by gusandrews at 3:23 PM on November 11, 2016 [14 favorites]


These are spoilers for the last season of Orphan Black, right? The real secret behind Neolution.
posted by kanewai at 3:26 PM on November 11, 2016 [2 favorites]


MetaFilter: Recreational Pufferfish Drug Area
posted by gusandrews at 3:28 PM on November 11, 2016 [4 favorites]


Cuddle, fish.
posted by clavdivs at 3:42 PM on November 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


massively expensive orthodontist = sucks
dentist who can transform the fine art of sucking = brilliant
posted by strelitzia at 3:46 PM on November 11, 2016


Fans of the furry fan-favorite German animated film Felidae will want to read through to the cat sex apartment scenario in Pet's Pettings (and vice versa).
posted by gusandrews at 3:48 PM on November 11, 2016


I'm honestly not sure what I expected but somehow it still wasn't this
posted by Hermione Granger at 4:33 PM on November 11, 2016 [9 favorites]


What if dentists, except too much.
posted by mhoye at 4:45 PM on November 11, 2016 [6 favorites]


Everyone please welcome the newly appointed US Surgeon General
posted by zippy at 4:49 PM on November 11, 2016 [9 favorites]


Glancingly relevant (body modification for sexual pleasure): I went on medical missions to Santa Barbara, Honduras in 2000 and 2001, and many women had their maxillary incisors removed and stars inlaid into their canines. I heard the explanation that this was a locally accceptqble form of birth control by improving fellatio.

Google is so far not helpful in confirming this.
posted by Emmy Noether at 5:12 PM on November 11, 2016 [5 favorites]


100% what I needed to see today.
posted by late afternoon dreaming hotel at 5:18 PM on November 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


I was about to type that women somewhere have probably already been pressured into doing this, and lo, emmy noether comments.
posted by eustatic at 5:54 PM on November 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


My wife gets a domestic violence conference thing in Atlanta. Kid and I tag along, because we just need to pay for our airfare. Take the kid to the Atlanta aquarium. Highly recommended. Amazing. Pay for the backstage access to the dolphin thing. Expensive. Kid loves dolphins, I love the kid, so we're doing this. We learn about dolphins. We pet dolphins. We feed dolphins. We do tricks with the dolphins. Going well. Time for dolphin tricks and photos. Trainer gives a signal, dolphin does its thing, we shake hands with the animal and a photographer takes a photo. Ta da. My turn. Dolphin vertical, flippers forward, and I'm shaking hands. Trainer shouting "look at the camera! Look at the camera!" But I can't. I'm locked eye to eye with this beautiful creature, and I don't want to look away. "Look at the camera! Look at the camera!" Reluctantly I turn my gaze to the photographer across the pool. Photograph taken.

Oh sweet Jesus people. The look on my face. I'm splitting my gaze between the photographer and the dolphin, but it comes across as ULTRA CREEPY DOLPHIN PERV DUDE. I've got this look on my face where you want to say "It's ok to love dolphins. Just don't Love Dolphins.

Anyway, my sister in law crops this photo and sends it to me randomly. I look so creepy. I'm banned from aquariums .
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:00 PM on November 11, 2016 [38 favorites]


The cunnilingus modifications look like illustrations from a Lovecraft anthology. I'm all about leading with my face, but I'd rather not horrify my partner first.

This shouldn't be that difficult just make my tongue vibrate without all my teeth falling out.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 6:19 PM on November 11, 2016 [2 favorites]




Gotta be honest, man: I'm glad that the blowhole isn't facing the other way.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:09 PM on November 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


spikeleemajortomdickandallthoseotherguys, that is the laugh I have needed all week.
posted by notquitemaryann at 7:28 PM on November 11, 2016 [3 favorites]


spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints: I just shared that photo with a friend who had not heard the story you posted. His response: "Getting awful forward with that dolphin". Just in case there was the slightest scintilla of doubt. Yes, you do look like you are fucking/about to fuck that dolphin and maybe the photographer too.
posted by Grimgrin at 9:02 PM on November 11, 2016 [6 favorites]


In my own personal experience, I have yet to meet a male who doesn't already get off easily enough from fellatio. I don't know why someone feels it needs to somehow be improved.
posted by hippybear at 9:15 PM on November 11, 2016 [3 favorites]


Hot dolphin!
posted by Mrrranda at 10:40 PM on November 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


Finally--a dentist who cares about my boner.
posted by Joseph Gurl at 10:40 PM on November 11, 2016


Forever Dolphin Love.
posted by zmacw49 at 3:06 AM on November 12, 2016


AnAlingus, no?

Or are we licking Mr Dash?


'Ani' is the genitive form of 'anus'. That's why you have a levator ani muscle.
posted by Ted Maul at 5:19 AM on November 12, 2016 [1 favorite]


That was disturbing!
posted by clockzero at 7:22 AM on November 12, 2016


Somewhat different context, but the Wanda Sykes line about dentists "Your work is upstairs. You have no business in my basement" seems to apply here.
posted by coppermoss at 8:31 AM on November 12, 2016


The Fellatio Modification Project explains a lot about the Simpsons
posted by happyroach at 11:37 AM on November 12, 2016


hippybear: "In my own personal experience, I have yet to meet a male who doesn't already get off easily enough from fellatio. I don't know why someone feels it needs to somehow be improved."

Shush you. Stop gender stereotyping. #NotAllMales, mkay?
posted by Samizdata at 2:02 PM on November 12, 2016


Also, I have no issues (other than some of an aesthetic nature) with bodymodding, but this stuff pretty much broke me for today, since I realize there will be people taking notes.
posted by Samizdata at 2:05 PM on November 12, 2016


I have yet to meet a male

Stop gender stereotyping.


I only speak for my experience as a male who enjoys sucking cock. I am not gender stereotyping. I'm reporting what I have encountered. YMMV. #NotAllMales may be in play, but I wasn't trying to generalize beyond my own personal experience.
posted by hippybear at 3:15 PM on November 12, 2016


That's why you have a levator ani muscle.

Shit. All this time I thought it was for twerking.
posted by Joseph Gurl at 9:58 PM on November 12, 2016


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