Hot Knife vs.
December 1, 2016 12:42 PM   Subscribe

Tired of RHNB? Does ruining the plumbing with sodium and mercury not do it for you any more? Does dry ice leave you cold? Get your ASMR on with Will It Melt! (YT channel)

Start here: Satisfying "Hot Knife vs." Compilation

Or, if you're feeling contrary: Satisfying REVERSE "Hot Knife vs." Compilation

Bonus less knife/more heat fun: Satisfying Melting Compilation
posted by Greg_Ace (18 comments total) 7 users marked this as a favorite
 
The closed captioning really makes the compilation video.
posted by backseatpilot at 12:45 PM on December 1, 2016 [7 favorites]


I was pretty surprised by the butter segment. It went through like a hot knife through a twinkie.
posted by LionIndex at 12:48 PM on December 1, 2016 [5 favorites]


The closed captioning really makes the compilation video.

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Appropriate tags enthusiastically added.
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:49 PM on December 1, 2016


ngl, I would eat that twinkie
posted by AFABulous at 12:53 PM on December 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


The closed captioning really makes the compilation video.

omg yes it does. Turn it on, everyone.

SKPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by AFABulous at 12:56 PM on December 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


ASMR. Is that why people like those hydraulic press videos so much?

Never has lipbalm looked so Gigeresque.
posted by sparklemotion at 1:07 PM on December 1, 2016


Closed Caption:getting gradually wetter

Me: Do go on...
posted by Annika Cicada at 1:13 PM on December 1, 2016 [5 favorites]


For the torch melts, just go straight to bristle brush and mighty wallet.
posted by maryr at 1:49 PM on December 1, 2016


If you like this, I'm pretty sure you'd enjoy some laparoscopic surgery, with all its cutting a cauterizing in close-up.
posted by Modest House at 2:39 PM on December 1, 2016


Oh god the captions are glorious.
posted by Songdog at 3:30 PM on December 1, 2016


Entropy is for suckers.
posted by ckape at 4:31 PM on December 1, 2016


There really should be a toasted english muffin beneath that butter.
posted by Bee'sWing at 5:48 PM on December 1, 2016


By the way, all afternoon my mind has been pondering the difference between "like a hot knife through butter" and "like a knife through hot butter".
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:00 PM on December 1, 2016


The first is slicing; the second, stirring.
posted by maryr at 8:15 PM on December 1, 2016 [3 favorites]


I'd have to say the whole video was quite stirring.
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:16 PM on December 1, 2016 [1 favorite]


Right about kniveses, right about bird noices.
posted by hawthorne at 5:34 AM on December 2, 2016


Those subs are comedy gold. On other videos on the channel, I see an option to add subtitles — can you just make videos open for crowd sourced captioning? I want to believe these were the work of some drive by genius at some small hour, and that the actual channel owner is blissfully unaware.
posted by lucidium at 4:41 PM on December 2, 2016


Ah, watching more, it is someone else.
posted by lucidium at 4:56 PM on December 2, 2016


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