SPEAR! SPEAR! BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

December 7, 2016 11:16 AM

A subreddit r/Dogberg collects clips of dogs Goldberg spearing humans, animals, and other dogs.
posted by burgerrr (11 comments total)

watched second link to the wrasteling first. was ok, but mildly bored. clicked on first link, left completely delighted. hurrah!
posted by jeribus at 11:22 AM on December 7, 2016 [1 favorite]

Oh man that poor person running who was hit by the deer.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 12:00 PM on December 7, 2016 [3 favorites]

I cannot get enough of animals knocking little kids over. They just hit the ground so hard and satisfyingly.

I am excellent father, really.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 12:09 PM on December 7, 2016 [18 favorites]

This isn't so much a spear, but damn if it isn't hilarious.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:12 PM on December 7, 2016 [4 favorites]

Deadspin: This Great Pyrenees is one of the most hardest hitting safeties in the league
posted by Cash4Lead at 12:15 PM on December 7, 2016 [17 favorites]

Perfect form

All time number 1 in my heart
posted by penduluum at 12:17 PM on December 7, 2016 [4 favorites]

It looks like... some kind of sidewalk slam!
posted by sourcequench at 12:21 PM on December 7, 2016

Ah, Bulgaroktones; let me tell you of /r Children Falling Over, which gives us such joys as "Look! I'm a lamp!"
posted by SecretAgentSockpuppet at 1:13 PM on December 7, 2016 [2 favorites]

All systems go, ready for launch.
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:02 PM on December 7, 2016 [4 favorites]

I sent these links to a friend of mine who's expecting. I told him, this may horrify you now, but within two years you'll love it.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 4:03 PM on December 7, 2016

This leads to a highly satisfying rabbit hole of similar collections, like the aptly-named r/OuchMyBalls.
posted by Dip Flash at 5:43 PM on December 7, 2016