Children Against Wizards

January 5, 2017 5:37 PM

Cr1tikal/Penguinz0 and fellow The Official Podcast member Kaya Orsan (previously) have riffed on the recent terrible Russian children's film Children Against Wizards, made with support from the Russian government (parts 1, 2, 3). They don't understand a word of it, but understanding it can't possibly make it worse, right? ...Right? (English subtitles available for latter video. Contains references to drugs, suicide, religion and politics.)
posted by BiggerJ (4 comments total)

I got to the part where Totally Not Hogwarts was built on the site of a former Nazi Death camp (in Scotland) and realized that I'm going to need alcohol for this.
posted by LindsayIrene at 9:11 PM on January 5, 2017 [6 favorites]

According to Russian Wikipedia, Дети против волшебников may have been co-written by the Protopriest Aleksander Shargunov (or by his entourage).

He could become the new Orthodox Jack Chick.
posted by Phersu at 3:57 AM on January 6, 2017 [2 favorites]

Dammit, the fact that Scotland was against Brexit due to ease of movement of people facilitating the takeover of the world by Scottish-trained wizards was supposed to be a secret! (I think the concentration camp thing is a simple misunderstanding; the academy is on the site of a former holiday camp outside Methil which just looked like a Nazi death camp.)
posted by Vortisaur at 6:01 AM on January 6, 2017 [2 favorites]

So, how does one get a student visa to study at Scotland's dark wizard academy?
posted by The Gaffer at 6:00 PM on January 6, 2017 [1 favorite]