My sign-in sheet is as empty as my soul right now.

January 19, 2017 9:54 PM

"A bird lands outside my window. I invite him in to learn about algebra. He declines and flies away. I hope a cat eats him. #Classwatch2017" A moment in the sad, lonely school day of Adam Heath Avitable (‏@avitable).
posted by filthy light thief (8 comments total)

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posted by Ogre Lawless at 10:02 PM on January 19, 2017

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posted by brambleboy at 10:18 PM on January 19, 2017

Very poetic. But he's taking it kinda hard. Its a kid free day. Enjoy! (Brought to you by #GlassHalfFull)
posted by greenhornet at 2:07 AM on January 20, 2017 [1 favorite]

This is so me it kinda hurts.
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 4:07 AM on January 20, 2017

The lights just went off on me automatically. I start to get up to move around so they turn on again, but what's the point.
posted by amtho at 6:43 AM on January 20, 2017 [3 favorites]

3xy-xy-c = lonely
posted by BlueHorse at 11:53 AM on January 20, 2017 [1 favorite]

3xy-xy-c = lonely
posted by BlueHorse at 1:53 PM on January 20

And we know that one is the loneliest number, so, substituting and combing like terms:

2xy - c = 1

Solving for y:

2xy = 1 + c
y = (1 + c) / 2x
posted by Reverend John at 2:47 PM on January 27, 2017 [2 favorites]

Dude's not a professor. /pedantry
posted by cooker girl at 9:47 AM on January 28, 2017