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January 31, 2017 8:37 PM   Subscribe

 
#15 all the way. So fastidious! So sexy!
posted by materialgirl at 8:46 PM on January 31, 2017 [4 favorites]


I want to go see the triangle elevator! Bizarre and antiquated elevators are fun to me (not that they are fun for anyone with mobility issues).

I do not want to go see the racist hot dog cart, though. Ugh.
posted by Countess Elena at 8:56 PM on January 31, 2017 [2 favorites]


omg the door in #2. I am both having actual vertigo AND kind-of want to do that to my own front door.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 8:56 PM on January 31, 2017 [9 favorites]


That door is brilliant. I would totally have that. The triangle lift is cool too.
posted by pompomtom at 8:56 PM on January 31, 2017 [1 favorite]


#21, My smoke detector set on fire, happened to me. We hear the alarm going off and ran to see what was happening, and the DETECTOR ITSELF was on fire AND GOING OFF so at least its dying act was to alert us to its own electrical failure. However, this does not make up for the fact that it is a smoke detector that set itself on fire.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 9:02 PM on January 31, 2017 [66 favorites]


That triangular elevator is perfect.
posted by Going To Maine at 9:04 PM on January 31, 2017


The horizontally sliced loaf of bread is actually great, because it's an excuse to make giant sandwiches.

The soda in the air vent makes me want to cry though.
posted by InkDrinker at 9:14 PM on January 31, 2017 [1 favorite]


Oh my god #4. I sucked in a sharp breath as if I was going to start screaming.
posted by yasaman at 9:18 PM on January 31, 2017 [1 favorite]


#39 is just all kinds of wrong. Or awesome. I can't decide.
posted by 2N2222 at 9:20 PM on January 31, 2017


I swear that's my Dad's laptop. Oy.
posted by soakimbo at 9:27 PM on January 31, 2017 [1 favorite]


That was incredibly satisfying. I am now uncomfortabled!
posted by mistersquid at 9:27 PM on January 31, 2017 [2 favorites]


#57 is like my partner's laptop. For the last year I've flat-out told her I won't even look at any software or hardware problems until she reads &/or deletes all of it. Yesterday I noticed it'd clicked over 5000…

I used to work with a guy who could do ... uh, #69. Freaky as fuck, but hilarious when the new guy comes for a beer after work…
posted by Pinback at 9:37 PM on January 31, 2017 [1 favorite]


Thank you for the opportunity to look at something dumb and pointless today I appreciated it.
posted by bleep at 9:43 PM on January 31, 2017 [5 favorites]


Bathroom with mirrored ceiling... bathroom with random elevator... bathroom with window in the door... I swear these have all appeared in my "I have to pee but can't find a good bathroom" dreams.
posted by LindsayIrene at 9:46 PM on January 31, 2017 [15 favorites]


Not bad but kinda like playing "You know what I hate?"

I think I rode the triangular elevator in Japan.

And where's the pumpkin pie from?
posted by Rash at 9:49 PM on January 31, 2017


also,

You had one job, mailman.
posted by Rash at 9:59 PM on January 31, 2017


are there any disgusting face swaps or are they all just vertigo images thx
posted by poffin boffin at 10:08 PM on January 31, 2017 [2 favorites]


Mrs. not_the_water's Download folder on her laptop is the equivalent of #3 and it makes me flinch (read: recoil in horror) every time I see it
posted by not_the_water at 10:22 PM on January 31, 2017


#85 is wonderful and I want to know what the story is behind it.
posted by en forme de poire at 10:28 PM on January 31, 2017


#109 however is an Eldritch abomination.
posted by en forme de poire at 10:31 PM on January 31, 2017


Adrian Monk's version of Hell.
posted by Beholder at 10:36 PM on January 31, 2017 [1 favorite]


Guys, you must either link or explain in words what you're looking at, not just give the number! I must have this thing open in five tabs looking up your hilarity by number!
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 10:38 PM on January 31, 2017 [11 favorites]


I thought this was just a list of goofs and funny architectural quirks until I got to that horrifying strawberry at #22 and reflexively closed my eyes and browser window.

I don't know if that falls under the (leaky) umbrella of trypophobia, but I do know that I won't be able to sleep now because of a f'ing strawberry.
posted by This_Will_Be_Good at 11:13 PM on January 31, 2017 [6 favorites]


Speaking of Monk, does anyone else think the Monk DVD spines were done that way on purpose?
posted by DoctorFedora at 11:14 PM on January 31, 2017 [5 favorites]




ugh how many are there this is so awful like death by tiny tiny tiny paper cuts

I was so relieved when a sister church moved premises because the place they were at had marble floor tiles that were placed so that some of the veins on these massive tiles connected when placed together and others didn't line up, and it was like the worst giant floor matching puzzle and I would stand during service with my eyes lowered, not praying but desperately seeking a matching tile somewhere under everyone's feet and going slowly insane.

I prefer chaos to inept patterns. YOU HAD ONE JOB DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE
posted by dorothyisunderwood at 12:30 AM on February 1, 2017 [5 favorites]


I'm so happy that neither the article nor this thread contains the word ocd once.
posted by daybeforetheday at 12:31 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


I'm so happy that neither the article nor this thread contains the word ocd once.

Several of the images had embedded captions that mention OCD. Also OCD isn't so much a word as an acronym, and should be capitalized.
posted by radwolf76 at 12:48 AM on February 1, 2017 [8 favorites]


#6 looks like a nice detail in a beautiful house. Its not being perfectly executed makes it interesting, but doesn't make me uncomfortable.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 1:09 AM on February 1, 2017 [3 favorites]


This sort of thing bothered me until I moved into a house built in 1873. Between settling and drywall replacement, many door and window frames have gone wonky and few floors are truly level. Now I see asymmetry and shrug--if I see it at all.

It's impressive to learn just how closely some folks are observing their world.
posted by kinnakeet at 1:51 AM on February 1, 2017


Fool me once...
posted by fairmettle at 2:37 AM on February 1, 2017


Sprouting strawberry (#22) made my face itchy.

I'm going to imagine the paper towel dispensers in #49 are arranged musically rather than symetrically.

The most irritating thing of all is the way the page had to reload nearly every time I scrolled down to the next picture.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:48 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


No, the crying of lot 49 is because the adhesive on commercial bathroom dispensers is so much stronger than the wall it is attached to. So if it stops working you just leave it and put another one next to it.
posted by Mr. Yuck at 2:54 AM on February 1, 2017 [2 favorites]


The horizontally sliced loaf of bread is actually great, because it's an excuse to make giant sandwiches.

Indeed. It's a thing in civilized parts of the world, used to make landgång ("gangboard") or smörgåstårta ("sandwich cake"), two forms of giant sandwiches.
posted by effbot at 2:58 AM on February 1, 2017 [5 favorites]


I assume you identified number 12 as number 13 in tribute to the theme.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 3:40 AM on February 1, 2017


#7 for when your child's dentist gets tired of wearing Jack's torture mask from "Brazil"
posted by thelonius at 3:46 AM on February 1, 2017 [2 favorites]


I think I've just discovered my costume for Halloween this year in that Pinterest grouping. Either covered from head to toe in eyeballs, or I get a bunch of vampire teeth, cut them at the hinge and use liquid latex to have random rows of teeth bursting out all over my head and face. So there's that, at least.
posted by Ghidorah at 3:56 AM on February 1, 2017 [2 favorites]


I don't get what a qwrong rong with 43, pretty normal looking staircase.
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 4:40 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


The staircase one took me a while... Look at the rods under the banister...
posted by PeteTheHair at 4:48 AM on February 1, 2017


I find all the sprouting plant ones rather cute. Including the strawberry. My trypophobia usually only kicks in for concave items.
posted by tofu_crouton at 5:09 AM on February 1, 2017


i'm on 180 halp i can't stop
posted by tofu_crouton at 5:22 AM on February 1, 2017 [5 favorites]


Oh my god #4. I sucked in a sharp breath as if I was going to start screaming.

I swear that's my Dad's laptop. Oy.


I've seen that screen before. It belongs to my Ph.D. advisor.

I really like all of the weird plant malfunctions (strawberry sprouting, grass through aloe, tomato sprouting), though.
posted by egregious theorem at 5:27 AM on February 1, 2017


So how many of you noticed that the list is mis-numbered?
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 5:52 AM on February 1, 2017


InkDrinker: The horizontally sliced loaf of bread is actually great, because it's an excuse to make giant sandwiches.

You do mean giant grilled-cheese sandwiches. Right?

(And the only sandwich better than a loaf-size grilled cheese is the Big Bread Sandwich from "The Silver Palate Cookbook," which my mom made for me either two or three times in my life, and which remains a very happy memory indeed.)
posted by wenestvedt at 5:54 AM on February 1, 2017


I had no idea what trypophobia was, so I naively googled it. After all, lots of times the first results for me are the wikipedia articles. But nope, and now I'm terrified. So...there's that. I'll just be under my desk, crying and rocking back and forth.
posted by sharp pointy objects at 6:00 AM on February 1, 2017 [3 favorites]


Warning: there are WAY more than 10 images. After I got to #200 I decided enough was enough.
posted by a snickering nuthatch at 6:10 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


I don't know if that falls under the (leaky) umbrella of trypophobia

Thanks for the warning, I just put that link on my shitlist forever and will never ever ever click it
posted by Tarumba at 6:12 AM on February 1, 2017 [2 favorites]


The strawberry got me, too. I feel like I need to shower after seeing it.
posted by aclevername at 6:28 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


#36 is something I would do to my wife. Whenever I put something down on the coffee table, if it's not completely on the table, she'll push it so it is. So I often purposely balance things on the edge of the table just to, well, just to fuck with her. I have occasionally placed a few things on the edge of the table for her to find.

She does similar things to me. After 19 years you gotta add some spice to your relationship.
posted by bondcliff at 6:33 AM on February 1, 2017 [9 favorites]


The comments on these can't be real. They're all chipper and well-punctuated and sound like something my great-aunt would write when she's not busy reading the Bible. No "dumbass!" or "Thanks Obama" or "MAGA."
posted by AFABulous at 7:10 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


Eh. It's yet another listicle of stuff that's mostly scraped from various subreddits and combines a few genuine instances of WTFery with a whole lotta stuff that's honestly only of interest to true obsessives. Someone didn't carefully align the painted-on yellow line on the manhole cover with the rest of the line, go tell Aunt Rhodey.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:14 AM on February 1, 2017


I feel like I'm slowly going insane as I view these. I'm at the point where the submissions are about typos in previous submission titles, and I think the quality is going down. But I can't stop.
posted by Rhomboid at 7:19 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


I really love this wrestling silhouette. JUST DIE ALREADY! DIE!
posted by amanda at 7:36 AM on February 1, 2017 [3 favorites]


Someone didn't carefully align the painted-on yellow line on the manhole cover with the rest of the line, go tell Aunt Rhodey.

BY GOLLY I THINK I MIGHT
posted by tobascodagama at 7:36 AM on February 1, 2017 [2 favorites]


My architecture education has ruined me for enjoying casual strolls through the neighborhood. I have a client with a bad archway in their kitchen that I'm trying to remove. I can't look at it, it makes me so twitchy. It's original to the 1920s house. It was originally bad and it's over 90 years bad.
posted by amanda at 7:42 AM on February 1, 2017 [6 favorites]


I want to view these but I want to know first, do any, or many, of them involve injury or death or gore or physical cruelty or goatse-related things?
posted by JHarris at 7:50 AM on February 1, 2017


None.
posted by amanda at 7:57 AM on February 1, 2017 [2 favorites]


nonstickpannightmares
posted by mrdaneri at 7:59 AM on February 1, 2017


Ohhh boy.
posted by spraypaint at 8:03 AM on February 1, 2017


No goatse. No horrible workplace accidents. Mostly mildly funny/weird/architecture-gone-wrong kinda stuff. Only one made me uncomfortable, and that was the one where the misplaced graphite made the sharpened pencils unusable. And this made me uncomfortable because I've sharpened tens of thousands of #2 pencils for high school students taking standardized tests, and I hate it when this happens.
posted by kozad at 8:05 AM on February 1, 2017 [4 favorites]


JHarris, do you like Things Organized Neatly? This is the opposite of that.
posted by eclectist at 8:05 AM on February 1, 2017 [3 favorites]


The wedge-shaped piece removed from the middle of a pumpkin pie is brilliant. I'll be doing that at next year's Thanksgiving.
posted by zakur at 8:19 AM on February 1, 2017 [4 favorites]


This is a building a few blocks from my apartment.
posted by misskaz at 8:29 AM on February 1, 2017 [4 favorites]


I am 99% sure I've been in the Cheesecake Factory depicted in #53.
posted by KathrynT at 8:31 AM on February 1, 2017


Holy shit, that Pinterest link is amazing, Violet Hour!

It's funny that the list is misnumbered for some folks. #13 is really 13 for me.

I am 99% sure I've been in the Cheesecake Factory depicted in #53.

A lot of them have that Eye of Sauron feature, right next to faux-Egyptian frescoes on faux-classical columns.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:37 AM on February 1, 2017


#18 holding the soldering iron BY THE HEATING ELEMENT?!? I mean, thank God it must be cold, but Christ, just the idea...
posted by Reverend John at 8:41 AM on February 1, 2017 [3 favorites]


A lot of them have that Eye of Sauron feature

Ohgod, I thought it was a glowing vulva, so I totally got why it made the submitter uncomfortable having dinner with his mother.
posted by briank at 8:45 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


Most of these were just funny to me, but the dentist masks were creepy.
posted by a snickering nuthatch at 8:47 AM on February 1, 2017


Even creepier is Yvonne, who is the most recent comment on way too many of those photos.
posted by COD at 9:07 AM on February 1, 2017 [9 favorites]


I swear that's my Dad's laptop. Oy.

Worked as a Hotel Manager for 15 years. We would frequently help people at the front desk with their laptops, computers, tablets, connecting to wifi, etc. I once helped this lady who wondered why her tablet was so slow. I opened up her browser. 38 individual tabs. That tablet with all of those desktop folders. It reminds me of that.

*internal screaming*
posted by Fizz at 9:35 AM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


#107 is too funny. I keep going back to find more things wrong
posted by CrazyLemonade at 10:06 AM on February 1, 2017


No goatse. No horrible workplace accidents.

I am completely fine with that editorial choice. However, just for you: a news story about a woman getting her pet snake stuck in her ear gauge.
posted by Going To Maine at 10:26 AM on February 1, 2017


MetaFilter: I thought it was a glowing vulva
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 12:54 PM on February 1, 2017 [4 favorites]


That strawberry phenomenon is an example of viviparous germination.

Don't know in strawberries, but in other fruiting bodies (tomatoes, watermelons) abscisic acid (ABA) is a common chemical inhibitor; there are gene mutants that affect the synthesis/accumulation/timing of ABA. Dunno if there are external environmental factors that affect ABA or induce viviparity through other mechanisms.
posted by porpoise at 2:35 PM on February 1, 2017 [5 favorites]


Indeed. It's a thing in civilized parts of the world, used to make landgång ("gangboard") or smörgåstårta ("sandwich cake"), two forms of giant sandwiches.

Holy Saint Anthony! It's like Dagwood fell asleep after smoking a fatty and had a lucid dream about a birthday cake. Will someone please remind me to make an appointment with an ICU in about three years?
posted by loquacious at 3:22 PM on February 1, 2017 [2 favorites]


(The list is ordered by votes, so the order will shift.)

I went through most of that with this expression on my face.
posted by lucidium at 3:55 PM on February 1, 2017


The top comment on the triangular elevator is delightful.
posted by ferret branca at 7:50 PM on February 1, 2017


Triangular elevator with 60° doors! 1993 HEFA hydraulic @ Enighedsvej 19, Charlottenlund, Denmark - Heritage Elevators, there goes my afternoon.
posted by unliteral at 9:30 PM on February 1, 2017 [1 favorite]


The door in #2 is great, but I can't understand why the strawberry bothers people.
The self sprouting tomato was a bit weird though.
posted by boilermonster at 12:26 AM on February 2, 2017


Complex tiling with that single error is often deliberate, esp. in older works. It was considered unlucky to have a flawless installation, probably stemming from the old Islamic art tradition where elaborate patterns must include a flaw as part of the artwork, as only God is perfect.
posted by Slap*Happy at 5:07 AM on February 2, 2017 [3 favorites]


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