April 19, 2002

11:39 AM

Screw G.I. Joe Mommy! I want to play with a George Bush Jr. action figure! Take that, pansy! You have to see the rest of these...
posted by Pinwheel (13 comments total)

Not one single sale has been made for the Tony Blair Action figure - and only 7 Giuliani sales have been made (out of the 'thousands' they claim to have sold). GWB and OBL are by far the favorites, with GWB in the lead. (Read an AP story about this yesterday)
posted by kokogiak at 11:50 AM on April 19, 2002

News links here and here.
posted by kokogiak at 11:52 AM on April 19, 2002

I don't blame the kiddies for not wanting this creepy fucker in their bedroom at night.
posted by Pinwheel at 11:58 AM on April 19, 2002

why don't they have one that comes with a miniature plastic pretzel to make it more realistic.....you know, for the kids
posted by m@L at 12:06 PM on April 19, 2002

Where's the Condoleeza Rice action figure?
posted by panopticon at 12:10 PM on April 19, 2002

yay! more action figures to have their asses kicked by my Buffy action figures!
posted by tolkhan at 12:33 PM on April 19, 2002

Screw George W. Bush, I want God Almighty with a Kalashnikov AK-47, or Jesus Christ with Ninja-Messiah throwing nails.
posted by guyincognito at 1:24 PM on April 19, 2002

Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun
'Kosher Kill' sniper automatic handgun and Jehova mklll silencer
Magnum66 automatic Nirvana pistol (complete with transcendental silencer)
Invincible Holy Orange Cape of Enlightenment

*head explodes*
posted by andnbsp at 1:51 PM on April 19, 2002

on a similar (yet f*cked up note), i stumbled across these well edited images of good ole gw after his hormonal medicine was accidentally switched. puke factor: 7.
posted by sixtwenty3dc at 4:43 PM on April 19, 2002

who wants to bet this becomes the subject of a fark photoshop in . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . . . .
posted by dicaxpuella at 6:08 PM on April 19, 2002

UGH, those GWB pics...my eyes.....

While they try to cash in with action figures and "Let's Roll" coffee mugs, don't forget the victim trading cards.
posted by BarneyFifesBullet at 6:12 PM on April 19, 2002

I'm sure OBL is laughing.
posted by Settle at 6:33 PM on April 19, 2002

Rudy Giuliani or Harry Belafonte with Graves disease? You decide!
posted by machaus at 8:44 PM on April 19, 2002