April 24, 2002

11:01 AM

Maybe now that the Chinese have Viagra they'll stop killing rhinos to get boners. (via FMH) (NYtimes reg req'd)
posted by euphorb (10 comments total)

Pfff. Who needs it - now there's a cream that does the same thing.
posted by gleuschk at 11:08 AM on April 24, 2002

OMG
posted by magullo at 11:14 AM on April 24, 2002

Maybe now that the Chinese have Viagra they'll stop killing rhinos to get boners.

I think that's my favorite FPP ever.
posted by donkeyschlong at 11:33 AM on April 24, 2002

oh! what intriguing link text you have, grandmother!
posted by quonsar at 11:33 AM on April 24, 2002

LOL - best FPP since I became a member...
posted by stormy at 11:44 AM on April 24, 2002

Do Chinese men really have impotence problems? There seems to be sufficient evidence to the contrary.
posted by goto11 at 11:44 AM on April 24, 2002

And tigers, too...

I think that's my favorite FPP ever.

Duly noted--on a side note,something iconomy said elsewhere prompts me to ask: How many weiner, putz, dick, schlong, penis related nicknames here? What is the percentage of the total, I wonder...
posted by y2karl at 11:47 AM on April 24, 2002

Maybe now that the Chinese have Viagra they'll stop killing rhinos to get boners.

I thought they were doing it to get the horns.
posted by sonofsamiam at 12:25 PM on April 24, 2002

yeah, i think that'd be a real help. like i saw this thing on c-span about a guy trying to protect northern burma (myanmar) from chinese traders and poachers looking for ERECTION EDIBLES. also, now that they have cloning couldn't they just grow their own IMPLEMENTS OF BONIFICATION?
posted by kliuless at 12:27 PM on April 24, 2002

>Maybe now that the Chinese have Viagra they'll stop killing rhinos to get boners

I'm sure the same Asian population that recently got upset over the Abercrombie & Fitch shirts appreciates the sentiments.
posted by pooldemon at 6:24 AM on April 25, 2002